Amazing Race 13 - Week 11 - You Look Like Peter Pan

Wow. I guess Toni & Dallas are stuck in Russia for a week until their new passports clear at the embassy. Bummer.

Andrew & Dan (frat boys)
Traits: Slow -8, Strong +2, Stupid -4, Together +2, Schemer +0, Ugly American -1, Unlucky -6
Leading: Gracious Losers +10
Trailing: Chicken Feed -5
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 20

Ken & Tina (separated)
Traits: Fast +5, Weak -2, Stupid -4, Divided -3, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +1, Lucky +6
Leading: Upside Down Zip +5, Re-Marriage Proposal +5
Trailing: Safety First -5
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 48

Nick & Starr (siblings)
Traits: Fast +10, Strong +6, Smart +6, Together +8, Schemer +2, Ugly American -2, Lucky +7
Leading: Horseshoe Up the Wazoo +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: First +50
Events: One. Million. Dollars! +25
Total: 117

Amazing Race 13 - Week 10 - You're Gonna Get Me Killed

Please cut your pool to a single team this week! Have a guess at each of the three final positions for extra points!

Andrew & Dan (frat boys)
Traits: Fast +6, Weak -4, Stupid -6, Divided -2, Schemer +3, Ugly American -4, Lucky +9
Leading: -
Trailing: Wrong Park -5, Splashed -5, Jews Can't Dance -5
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 27

Ken & Tina (separated)
Traits: Fast +0, Weak -2, Stupid -6, Divided -4, Sucker -4, Ugly American -1, Unlucky -2
Leading: -
Trailing: Skip to the Mat -5
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 6

Nick & Starr (siblings)
Traits: Fast +7, Strong +0, Smart +4, Together +7, Schemer +4, Ugly American -2, Lucky +1
Leading: Frogger +5, Cab Theft +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: First +50
Events: -
Total: 81

Toni & Dallas (mom and son) - Eliminated
Traits: Fast +2, Strong +0, Stupid -6, Together +10, Sucker -2, Open-Minded +7, Unlucky -10
Leading: Pictionary +5, Master Beggars +5
Trailing: Illegal Aliens -5, Cut Short -5
Ranking: Dead Last -50
Events: Eliminated
Total: -49

Amazing Race 13 - Week 9 - That Is Studly

Andrew & Dan (frat boys)
Traits: Fast +3, Strong +4, Stupid -6, Divided -2, Sucker -3, Open-Minded +2, Lucky +1
Leading: Caveman Task +5
Trailing: Hotel Slippers -5, Boots No Good Either -5, Compilation Video of Stupidest Moves -5, Sports ON tv based -5, Stiffed the only good taxi driver -5
Ranking: Last -40
Events: -
Total: -61

Ken & Tina (separated)
Traits: Fast +2, Strong +7, Stupid -2, Together +1, Sucker -4, Open-Minded +1, Unlucky -4
Leading: Smoocher +5
Trailing: Fleeced -5
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 41

Nick & Starr (siblings)
Traits: Slow -6, Strong +5, Stupid -3, Divided -2, Schemer +0, Ugly American -8, Unucky -10
Leading: Birthday Boy +5
Trailing: Taxi Hell -10
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 1

Toni & Dallas (mom and son)
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +8, Smart +4, Together +7, Schemer +4, Open-Minded +4, Lucky +2
Leading: Finally First +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: First +50
Events: -
Total: 85

Amazing Race 13 - Week 8 - I'm Like an Angry Cow

Andrew & Dan (frat boys)
Traits: Slow -6, Weak -2, Stupid -10, Divided -6, Schemer +0, Ugly American -1, Unlucky -6
Leading: -
Trailing: Chicken -5, Lost Shoes -5, Taxi Penalty -5, Fucking Idiot Penalty -10
Ranking: Fifth -30
Events: -
Total: -36

Ken & Tina (separated)
Traits: Fast +2, Weak -2, Stupid -6, Together +3, Schemer +2, Open-Minded +2, Unlucky -4
Leading: -
Trailing: Broke Bag Mountain -5, Worst Cow Ever -5
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 17

Nick & Starr (siblings)
Traits: Fast +5, Strong +6, Smart +2, Together +8, Schemer +4, Open-Minded +2, Lucky +1
Leading: What You Don't Know Can't Hurt You +5
Trailing: Grabby -5
Ranking: First +50
Events: Fast Forward +25
Total: 103

Terence & Sarah (newly dating) - Eliminated
Traits: Slow -2, Weak -7, Stupid -4, Together +5, Schemer +2, Ugly American -2, Unlucky -2
Leading: -
Trailing: Vegetarian -5, Rewind -10
Ranking: Dead Last -50
Events: Eliminated
Total: -75

Toni & Dallas (mom and son)
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +2, Smart +0, Together +6, Schemer +2, Open-Minded +5, Lucky +4
Leading: Date Money +5, MOOO! +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 73

Amazing Race 13 - Week 7 - My Nose Is on Fire

Andrew & Dan (frat boys)
Traits: Fast +2, Strong +2, Stupid -6, Together +4, Sucker -1, Open-Minded +2, Unlucky -3
Leading: Kissable +5, Invisible Man +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Fifth -30
Events: -
Total: -20

Kelly & Christy (divorcées) - Eliminated
Traits: Slow -6, Weak -5, Stupid -10, Together +10, Schemer +6, Ugly American -6, Unlucky -5
Leading: Hair Consensus +5
Trailing: Making Out with the Frats -5, Holi Crap! -10, I am Idiot, Hear Me Roar -5, Nobody copies on the stupid kid's test -5
Ranking: Dead Last -50
Events: Eliminated
Total: -86

Ken & Tina (separated)
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +2, Smart +6, Together +3, Sucker -4, Ugly American -6, Unlucky -4
Leading: She-Hulk Bonus +5, Holy Speed Bump +5, Traffic Cops +5, Comeback Kings +5, Good Samaritan +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Fourth +20
Events: -
Total: 46

Nick & Starr (siblings)
Traits: Fast +6, Strong +6, Smart +4, Together +6, Schemer +4, Ugly American -2, Lucky +2
Leading: -
Trailing: -
Ranking: First +50
Events: -
Total: 76

Terence & Sarah (newly dating)
Traits: Fast +2, Strong +2, Stupid -6, Together +1, Schemer +0, Ugly American -2, Unlucky -3
Leading: -
Trailing: Hands in the Litter -5, Crybaby -5
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 14

Toni & Dallas (mom and son)
Traits: Fast +3, Strong +5, Smart +2, Together +6, Sucker -2, Open-Minded +4, Lucky +1
Leading: Running Wild with the Children +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 64

Amazing Race 13 - Week 6 - Please Hold Me While I Singe My Skull

Andrew & Dan (frat boys)
Traits: Fast +6, Weak -4, Stupid -2, Together +2, Schemer +0, Ugly American -3, Unlucky -6
Leading: -
Trailing: Should helped your mom around the house, dude -5, No Macho Choice -5, Gone with the Wind -5
Ranking: Fifth -30
Events: -
Total: -52

Kelly & Christy (divorcées)
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +0, Stupid -1, Together +5, Schemer +0, Ugly American -4, Lucky +8
Leading: Semi-Attractive Luck Magnet Factor +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 57

Ken & Tina (separated)
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +0, Stupid -2, Divided -6, Schemer +0, Ugly American -6, Unlucky -8
Leading: -
Trailing: Nag Penalty -10, Keeping the country's dumbest cab driver -5, Clown Car -5
Ranking: Last (non-elimination) -40
Events: -
Total: -78

Nick & Starr (siblings)
Traits: Fast +6, Strong +2, Smart +5, Together +8, Schemer +2, Ugly American -2, Lucky +2
Leading: Best-Looking Taboo Couple +5, Iron Glove +5, Budding Love +5
Trailing: Electric Car Booby Prize -5
Ranking: First +50
Events: -
Total: 83

Terence & Sarah (newly dating)
Traits: Slow -4, Strong +0, Stupid -2, Divided -6, Schemer +0, Ugly American -2, Lucky +2
Leading: Sarah actually Open-Minded +2
Trailing: Vroom Vroom -5, Pushing Kids -5
Ranking: Fourth +20
Events: -
Total: 0

Toni & Dallas (mom and son)
Traits: Fast +2, Weak -1, Stupid -1, Together +7, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +1, Lucky +1
Leading: Budding Love +5, Worst Wingman Ever +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 49

Amazing Race 13 - Week 5 - Do It Like a Madman

Aja & Ty (long distance) - Eliminated
Traits: Slow -2, Strong +4, Smart +0, Together +7, Schemer +1, Open-Minded +6, Unlucky -3
Leading: Butterflies +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Dead Last -50
Events: Eliminated
Total: -32

Andrew & Dan (frat boys)
Traits: Slow -5, Weak -5, Stupid -7, Divided -2, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +2, Lucky +4
Leading: -
Trailing: -
Ranking: Sixth -30
Events: -
Total: -43

Kelly & Christy (divorcées)
Traits: Fast +2, Strong +2, Stupid -10, Together +6, Schemer +2, Ugly American -4, Unlucky -1
Leading: -
Trailing: Applied Brain Power -5, Fast Means Slow -5, So do we need a clue? -5
Ranking: Fifth -20
Events: -
Total: -38

Ken & Tina (separated)
Traits: Slow -4, Strong +4, Stupid -5, Divided -2, Sucker -3, Open-Minded +0, Unlucky -4
Leading: -
Trailing: In Plain Sight -10
Ranking: Fourth +20
Events: -
Total: -4

Nick & Starr (siblings)
Traits: Fast +6, Strong +6, Stupid -4, Together +2, Schemer +8, Open-Minded +0, Lucky +2
Leading: -
Trailing: -
Ranking: First +50
Events: -
Total: 70

Terence & Sarah (newly dating)
Traits: Fast +6, Strong +6, Smart +0, Divided -6, Schemer +2, Open-Minded +5, Unlucky -7
Leading: -
Trailing: Speeding Ticket -10, Broke the Boat -5
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 22

Toni & Dallas (mom and son)
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +4, Stupid -4, Together +4, Sucker -4, Ugly American -1, Lucky +1
Leading: Teen Wolf's Revenge (screw you, divorcées!) +10
Trailing: -
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 54

Amazing Race 13 - Week 4 - I Wonder If They Like Blondes in New Zealand?

Aja & Ty (long distance)
Traits: Slow -6, Weak -4, Stupid -8, Divided -4, Schemer +0, Ugly American -2, Unlucky -5
Leading: -
Trailing: Fidel Castro -5, Triple A -5, Detour Switch -5
Ranking: Seventh -30
Events: -
Total: -74

Andrew & Dan (frat boys)
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +1, Stupid -6, Divided -4, Sucker -4, Open-Minded +0, Lucky +2
Leading: Adopted by Phil's Dad +5
Trailing: Detour Switch -5, Sports Trivia Ain't No Challenge -5
Ranking: Sixth -20
Events: -
Total: -12

Kelly & Christy (divorcées)
Traits: Fast +3, Strong +6, Stupid -3, Together +2, Schemer +4, Ugly American -1, Unlucky -2
Leading: Cache Memory +5, Exfoliation Is Fun! +5
Trailing: "Advantage Point" -5
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 43

Ken & Tina (separated)
Traits: Fast +5, Strong +2, Smart +2, Together +4, Schemer +2, Open-Minded +0, Lucky +2
Leading: Helicopter to the Mat +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: First +50
Events: Fast Forward +25
Total: 97

Marisa & Brooke (southern belles) - Eliminated
Traits: Slow -5, Strong +0, Stupid -7, Together +10, Schemer +2, Ugly American -1, Unlucky -2
Leading: Groped by Phil's Dad +5
Trailing: Knotted -5
Ranking: Dead Last -50
Events: Eliminated
Total: -53

Nick & Starr (siblings)
Traits: Fast +1, Weak -4, Stupid -2, Together +4, Schemer +4, Open-Minded +0, Unlucky -3
Leading: -
Trailing: Detour Switch -5, Crybaby -5
Ranking: Fifth -10
Events: -
Total: -20

Terence & Sarah (newly dating)
Traits: Fast +6, Strong +6, Stupid -3, Divided -1, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +0, Lucky +0
Leading: Juicer +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 53

Toni & Dallas (mom and son)
Traits: Fast +6, Weak -4, Stupid -1, Together +5, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +4, Lucky +6
Leading: Mom Eater +5, Mom's Eye for Detail +10
Trailing: Detour Switch -5
Ranking: Fourth +20
Events: -
Total: 46

Amazing Race 13 - Week 3 - Did You Push My Sports Bra Off the Ledge?

Aja & Ty (long distance)
Traits: Slow -2, Weak -3, Smart +2, Together +1, Schemer +2, Open-Minded +0, Unlucky -4
Leading: Captain of my Soul +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Fifth +10
Events: -
Total: 11

Andrew & Dan (frat boys)
Traits: Slow -2, Strong +2, Smart +2, Together +5, Schemer +0, Ugly American -4, Unlucky -4
Leading: -
Trailing: -
Ranking: Seventh -20
Events: -
Total: -21

Kelly & Christy (divorcées)
Traits: Slow -2, Weak -6, Stupid -1, Together +7, Schemer +2, Ugly American -2, Unlucky -2
Leading: -
Trailing: Sportsbragate -5, Grand Theft Speed Bump -5
Ranking: Eighth -30
Events: -
Total: -44

Ken & Tina (separated)
Traits: Fast +8, Strong +4, Stupid -1, Divided -1, Schemer +3, Open-Minded +0, Unlucky -1
Leading: THUNDER Agent +5, Revenge for Cheating on Women +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: First +50
Events: -
Total: 72

Marisa & Brooke (southern belles)
Traits: Fast +4, Weak -4, Stupid -6, Together +6, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +5, Lucky +1
Leading: Pep Squad Bonus +10
Trailing: -
Ranking: Fourth +20
Events: -
Total: 36

Mark & Bill (geeks) - Eliminated
Traits: Fast +4, Weak -8, Stupid -2, Together +8, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +2, Unlucky -3
Leading: Curses! +5, Stray Bullets +5
Trailing: Taxi Penalty -5
Ranking: Dead Last -50
Events: Eliminated
Total: -44

Nick & Starr (siblings)
Traits: Fast +3, Strong +2, Smart +1, Together +5, Schemer +4, Open-Minded +2, Lucky +1
Leading: U-Turn Proxy Ploy +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Sixth -10
Events: -
Total: 13

Terence & Sarah (newly dating)
Traits: Fast +4, Weak -1, Stupid -2, Divided -2, Sucker -1, Open-Minded +0, Lucky +2
Leading: -
Trailing: Taxi Penalty -5
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 25

Toni & Dallas (mom and son)
Traits: Fast +5, Weak -3, Stupid -2, Together +4, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +2, Lucky +4
Leading: Getting Some Air +5, Respect Your Mother Bonus +10
Trailing: -
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 65