Amazing Race 14 - Week 12 - Like a Dream Come True

Cara & Jaime (cheerleaders)
Traits: Fast +7, Weak -6, Smart +1, Divided -5, Schemer +4, Ugly American -6, Unlucky -5
Leading: -
Trailing: Ugly American Greatest Hits -5, Not your personal concierge -5, Taxi Babel -5
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 15

Margie & Luke (mother/son)
Traits: Fast +8, Strong +4, Smart +5, Divided -4, Sucker -4, Ugly American -2, Lucky +0
Leading: Miami Vice +5, Bionic Woman +5
Trailing: Legal Taxi -5, Deaf but not mute -5, Frustration is the mindkiller -5
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 32

Tammy & Victor (siblings)
Traits: Fast +5, Weak -5, Smart +9, Together +5, Schemer +1, Open-Minded +0, Unlucky -4
Leading: Comeback Kings +5, Pantless Million Dollar Win +10
Trailing: Known Weakling -5, Known Crybaby -5
Ranking: First +50
Events: -
Total: 66

Amazing Race 14 - Week 11 - He Made Me Look Like Alice Cooper

You must cut your teams to 1 this week.

Cara & Jaime (cheerleaders)
Traits: Slow -3, Strong +7, Stupid -4, Divided -5, Schemer +2, Ugly American -6, Lucky +8
Leading: Pirate Tuque +5, Yummy in my Tummy +5
Trailing: Doorstop -5, Stab the cabbie with the pointy hat -5, Cry Wolf -5
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 29

Lakisha & Jennifer (sisters) - Eliminated
Traits: Fast +3, Weak -4, Stupid -4, Together +7, Sucker -5, Open-Minded +2, Unlucky -8
Leading: First Time Princess +5
Trailing: Babel Fish -5, A costly pee -5
Ranking: Dead Last -50
Events: U-Turned -10
Total: -52

Margie & Luke (mother/son)
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +4, Stupid -5, Divided -6, Schemer +2, Ugly American -2, Lucky +2
Leading: -
Trailing: Alice Cooper/Drag Queen Combo -5
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 34

Tammy & Victor (siblings)
Traits: Fast +7, Strong +4, Smart +6, Together +8, Schemer +6, Open-Minded +5, Lucky +7
Leading: Home Team Advantage Plus Plus +10, Living History +5, Friendly Message +5, Winking Taxi +5, Darwin Award (the nice kind) +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: First +50
Events: U-Turn +10
Total: 133

Amazing Race 14 - Week 10 - Having a Baby's Gotta Be Easier Than This

Cara & Jaime (cheerleaders)
Traits: Fast +4, Weak -1, Smart +0, Divided -1, Sucker -4, Ugly American -4, Unlucky -4
Leading: -
Trailing: Last Row -5, Birthing Pains -5, DEEEEEEEEEENIEEEEEEEEEED! -5
Ranking: Halfway First +25
Events: -
Total: 0

Lakisha & Jennifer (sisters)
Traits: Slow -4, Weak -5, Stupid -1, Together +4, Schemer +4, Ugly American -10, Unlucky -2
Leading: -
Trailing: Zombietown China -5, "They all look alike" -5, Life preserver won't preserve your dignity -5
Ranking: Halfway Fourth +10
Events: -
Total: -19

Margie & Luke (mother/son)
Traits: Fast +6, Strong +5, Smart +0, Together +2, Sucker -4, Open-Minded +1, Unlucky -4
Leading: Subtitled ows +5, Silent Running +5 (it's a submarine joke, Elyse)
Trailing: -
Ranking: Halfway Second +20
Events: -
Total: 36

Tammy & Victor (siblings)
Traits: Fast +5, Strong +2, Smart +4, Together +2, Schemer +8, Open-Minded +4, Lucky +3
Leading: Hometown Advantage +5, Moral Support +5
Trailing: Foot Fear -5, Get your cramp inside the damn car -5
Ranking: Halfway Third +15
Events: -
Total: 43

Amazing Race 14 - Week 9 - Our Parents Will Cry Themselves to Death

Cara & Jaime (cheerleaders)
Traits: Slow -4, Weak -2, Stupid -4, Divided -1, Schemer +0, Ugly American -9, Lucky +2
Leading: Learned it through the grapevine +5
Trailing: So You Think You Can Dance Screw You Nigel Penalty -5
Ranking: Fourth +20
Events: -
Total: 2

Lakisha & Jennifer (sisters)
Traits: Fast +2, Strong +2, Stupid -2, Together +4, Schemer +6, Ugly American -5, Lucky +3
Leading: Call a bitch a bitch +10
Trailing: -
Ranking: First +50
Events: -
Total: 70

Margie & Luke (mother/son)
Traits: Slow -2, Strong +1, Stupid -3, Together +8, Schemer +4, Ugly American -4, Unlucky -2
Leading: -
Trailing: Fighting girls -5, Karma's a bitch too -5
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 27

Mark & Mike (stuntmen) - Eliminated
Traits: Fast +0, Strong +2, Stupid -4, Together +7, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +4, Unlucky -2
Leading: Family Business +5, The right size for that dance +5
Trailing: Fowl is Fish -5
Ranking: Dead Last -50
Events: -
Total: -38

Tammy & Victor (siblings)
Traits: Fast +0, Strong +0, Smart +6, Together +6, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +6, Unlucky -2
Leading: Home Team Advantage +5, Blame the birds, not the teammate +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 66

Amazing Race 14 - Week 8 - Rooting Around in People's Mouths

Cara & Jaime (cheerleaders)
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +1, Smart +4, Together +5, Schemer +4, Ugly American -6, Unlucky -4
Leading: -
Trailing: Taxis Tax Me -5
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 43

Lakisha & Jennifer (sisters)
Traits: Fast +2, Strong +0, Stupid -8, Together +4, Schemer +2, Open-Minded +2, Lucky +10
Leading: Spot the Trannie +5
Trailing: Bag on the Dock of the Bay -5
Ranking: Fourth +20
Events: -
Total: 32

Margie & Luke (mother/son)
Traits: Fast +8, Strong +2, Smart +0, Together +4, Sucker -2, Open-Minded +6, Lucky +4
Leading: Fixes all the propellers around the house +5
Trailing: No ear for music +5
Ranking: First +50
Events: -
Total: 82

Mark & Mike (stuntmen)
Traits: Slow -2, Strong +0, Stupid -7, Divided -5, Schemer +5, Open-Minded +2, Unlucky -2
Leading: -
Trailing: Bag on the Dock of the Bay -5, Human Pawn Shop -5, Hard-on for Trannies -5, 4-Hour Layover -4
Ranking: Last -40
Events: -
Total: -68

Tammy & Victor (siblings)
Traits: Slow -2, Weak -2, Smart +3, Together +7, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +6, Unlucky -2
Leading: Spot the Trannie +5
Trailing: Screw This -5, Whitney Houston Fans -5
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 35

Amazing Race 14 - Week 7 - Gorilla? Gorilla? Gorilla?

This week, you must cut your teams to 2.

Cara & Jaime (cheerleaders)
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +2, Stupid -4, Together +2, Schemer +0, Ugly American -10, Unlucky -6
Leading: -
Trailing: Tower of Babel -5, That's not what the hat is for -5
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 18

Lakisha & Jennifer (sisters)
Traits: Slow -2, Strong +4, Stupid -4, Divided -2, Schemer +2, Open-Minded +6, Unlucky -3
Leading: Dry Pants +5
Trailing: Swarmed -5
Ranking: Fifth -30
Events: -
Total: -29

Margie & Luke (mother/son)
Traits: Fast +2, Weak -3, Stupid -4, Divided -1, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +0, Lucky +6
Leading: -
Trailing: My arms are tired from talking -5, Swoon -5
Ranking: Fourth +20
Events: -
Total: 10

Mark & Mike (stuntmen)
Traits: Fast +6, Strong +2, Stupid -6, Together +8, Schemer +6, Ugly American -3, Lucky +8
Leading: -
Trailing: Tweedledumb -5, Ching Chong -5, Cheater Cheater Pants on Fire -10
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 31

Mel & Mike (older father/son) - Eliminated
Traits: Slow -4, Strong +4, Stupid -6, Together +1, Sucker -2, Open-Minded +5, Unlucky -2
Leading: -
Trailing: Mai Thai -5, No trust in the natives -5
Ranking: Dead Last -50
Events: Eliminated
Total: -64

Tammy & Victor (siblings)
Traits: Fast +6, Strong +4, Stupid -2, Together +7, Sucker -1, Open-Minded +4, Lucky +2
Leading: Latchkey Kid +5, Riding with the Bandit +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: First +50
Events: -
Total: 80

Amazing Race 14 - Week 6 - Starting in Kakaa

Cara & Jaime (cheerleaders)
Traits: Fast +2, Strong +2, Stupid -4, Together +4, Sucker -1, Ugly American -1, Unlucky -6
Leading: Empathy Bonus +5, Feed Stuffed Bra +5
Trailing: Aggressivity -1, Accusations Fly -5
Ranking: Fifth -20
Events: -
Total: 12

Christie & Jodi (stewardesses) - Eliminated
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +7, Smart +1, Together +7, Sucker -2, Open-Minded +4, Unlucky -4
Leading: Lucky Bracelet +0, Speedbump Completion Bonus +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Dead Last -50
Events: -
Total: -28

Lakisha & Jennifer (sisters)
Traits: Fast +2, Strong +2, Stupid -4, Divided -2, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +3, Lucky +0
Leading: Feed Stuffed Bra +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 36

Margie & Luke (mother/son)
Traits: Fast +2, Strong +2, Stupid -3, Together +4, Schemer +2, Open-Minded -4, Lucky +0
Leading: Empathy Bonus +5, Bionic Woman +5
Trailing: Lipsticky -5
Ranking: Fourth +20
Events: -
Total: 28

Mark & Mike (stuntmen)
Traits: Slow -4, Strong +5, Stupid -1, Together +4, Schemer +2, Open-Minded +2, Lucky +5
Leading: Better Than Girls +5, ...and proving it +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Sixth -30
Events: -
Total: -7

Mel & Mike (older father/son)
Traits: Fast +6, Strong +2, Smart +0, Together +6, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +8, Lucky +1
Leading: Dehumanizer +5
Trailing: Taxi Trap -5, Double Hats -5
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 58

Tammy & Victor (siblings)
Traits: Fast +8, Strong +0, Smart +3, Together +5, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +8, Lucky +2
Leading: Camel Master +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: First +50
Events: -
Total: 81

Amazing Race 14 - Week 5 - She's a Little Scared of Stick

Cara & Jaime (cheerleaders)
Traits: Slow -2, Weak -2, Stupid -5, Divided -2, Sucker -4, Ugly American -2, Unlucky -2
Leading: -
Trailing: Stop stop stop stop -5, No cat calls or whistles -5
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 1

Christie & Jodi (stewardesses)
Traits: Slow -4, Strong +2, Stupid -6, Together +7, Schemer +0, Ugly American -2, Unlucky -5
Leading: Frozen Consonants +5, Blurring Her Ass Off +5
Trailing: Sexual Harassment -5, Always Bridesmaids -5
Ranking: Last -40
Events: -
Total: -48

Lakisha & Jennifer (sisters)
Traits: Slow -2, Strong +4, Stupid -4, Divided -2, Schemer +0, Ugly American -3, Unlucky -5
Leading: Underwear is my natural state of being +5
Trailing: Lone Wolf Pack -5
Ranking: Sixth -30
Events: -
Total: -42

Margie & Luke (mother/son)
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +4, Stupid -4, Together +0, Schemer +2, Sucker -1, Lucky +2
Leading: Sinister Dead Genre +5
Trailing: Shameful Package -5
Ranking: First +50
Events: -
Total: 57

Mark & Mike (stuntmen)
Traits: Fast +8, Strong +5, Stupid -2, Together +4, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +4, Lucky +4
Leading: Car made to order +5, Cossack +5
Trailing: Couldn't see you there -5, Waved In -5
Ranking: Fifth -20
Events: -
Total: 3

Mel & Mike (older father/son)
Traits: Slow -3, Strong +1, Smart +3, Together +6, Schemer +2, Open-Minded +4, Lucky +0
Leading: -
Trailing: Bible Studies -5
Ranking: Fourth +20
Events: -
Total: 28

Tammy & Victor (siblings)
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +4, Stupid -1, Together +5, Schemer +4, Open-Minded +6, Lucky +2
Leading: A Lada Fun +5, G-String +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 74

Amazing Race 14 - Week 4 - It Was Like a Caravan of Idiots

Amanda & Kris (dating) - Eliminated
Traits: Fast +6, Strong +4, Stupid -1, Together +2, Sucker -6, Ugly American -1, Unlucky -6
Leading: One-Man Team of My Dreams -5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Dead Last -50
Events: U-Turned -20, Eliminated
Total: -77

Cara & Jaime (cheerleaders)
Traits: Slow -2, Strong +3, Smart +2, Together +5, Schemer +5, Open-Minded +6, Lucky +5
Leading: Wrong Number +5, Lucky Guess, Uncle Vanya! +5
Trailing: The girls' beavers -5
Ranking: Fifth -10
Events: -
Total: 19

Christie & Jodi (stewardesses)
Traits: Fast +5, Strong +5, Stupid -3, Together +4, Schemer +0, Ugly American -2, Lucky +2
Leading: Loggy Charms +5
Trailing: Lenin's Ghost! -5
Ranking: First +50
Events: -
Total: 61

Lakisha & Jennifer (sisters)
Traits: Fast +6, Strong +6, Stupid -3, Together +7, Schemer +0, Ugly American -2, Lucky +2
Leading: -
Trailing: Back Door -5
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 51

Margie & Luke (mother/son)
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +4, Stupid -4, Together +4, Schemer +6, Ugly American -4, Lucky +4
Leading: Blind U-Turn Helen Keller Bonus +5
Trailing: Why can't it be written in sign language? -5, Annoying play-by-play of frustration -5
Ranking: Fourth +20
Events: U-Turn Used +10
Total: 39

Mark & Mike (stuntmen)
Traits: Fast +2, Weak -2, Stupid -7, Together +2, Sucker -5, Open-Minded +2, Unlucky -5
Leading: Siberia no, Chekhov yes +5
Trailing: Sibria? -5, Aimless -5, Short change the taxi Fake Rolex penalty -5
Ranking: Seventh -30
Events: -
Total: -53

Mel & Mike (older father/son)
Traits: Fast +5, Strong +5, Smart +2, Together +5, Schemer +1, Open-Minded +0, Unlucky -6
Leading: Eye of the Eagle +1
Trailing: -
Ranking: Sixth -20
Events: -
Total: -7

Tammy & Victor (siblings)
Traits: Fast +4, Weak -2, Smart +6, Divided -1, Schemer +2, Open-Minded +6, Lucky +4
Leading: Who doesn't know who Chekhov is? Snob Bonus +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 54

Amazing Race 14 - Week 3 - I'm Not Wearing That Girl's Leotard!

Amanda & Kris (dating)
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +6, Stupid -5, Together +2, Sucker -2, Open-Minded +3, Lucky +5
Leading: -
Trailing: Filthy gypsies stole my passport -5
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 48

Brad & Victoria (married) - Eliminated
Traits: Fast +2, Strong +4, Smart +0, Together +8, Schemer +2, Open-Minded +5, Unlucky -10
Leading: 12-step marriage +5, Fangoria +10, Finish for the fun of it +25
Trailing: Fogbound -5, An addict in Amsterdam -5
Ranking: Dead Last -50
Events: Eliminated
Total: -9

Cara & Jaime (cheerleaders)
Traits: Slow -2, Strong +1, Smart +0, Together +5, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +3, Unlucky -2
Leading: -
Trailing: Sidewalk Ride -5
Ranking: Seventh -20
Events: -
Total: -25

Christie & Jodi (stewardesses)
Traits: Slow -2, Strong +4, Smart +0, Together +5, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +0, Lucky +0
Leading: Third Footrace in a Row +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Sixth -10
Events: -
Total: 3

Lakisha & Jennifer (sisters)
Traits: Fast +2, Weak -2, Stupid -2, Divided -2, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +0, Lucky +0
Leading: -
Trailing: Bad Tatoo -5
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 21

Margie & Luke (mother/son)
Traits: Fast +0, Strong +1, Stupid -2, Divided -4, Schemer +2, Ugly American -2, Lucky +0
Leading: -
Trailing: Fear of the Leotard -5, Have your mom do the heavy lifting -5
Ranking: Fourth +20
Events: -
Total: 5

Mark & Mike (stuntmen)
Traits: Fast +6, Strong +4, Smart +0, Together +5, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +2, Lucky +0
Leading: Tumbler +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Fifth +10
Events: -
Total: 32

Mel & Mike (older father/son)
Traits: Fast +3, Strong +6, Smart +1, Together +6, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +4, Lucky +4
Leading: Fred Flinstone +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: First +50
Events: -
Total: 79

Tammy & Victor (siblings)
Traits: Slow -3, Weak -5, Stupid -6, Divided -7, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +2, Unlucky -4
Leading: Living Dead +5
Trailing: Olympic Coach -5, Scenic Route -10
Ranking: Eighth -30
Events: -
Total: -63