Hell's Kitchen - Week 15 - And the Best Chef Is...

Danny
Traits: Master Chef +10, Hardworking +4, Stupid -5, Charming +5, Weak -1, Schemer +2, Team Player +8
Delicious!: Intimidation Strategy +5, Upset! +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Phallic Phood -5, Girl Power -5, Gio on the Sauce -5
Events: Grand Winner +50
Total: 68

Paula
Traits: Master Chef +9, Hardworking +6, Smart +3, Charming +7, Strong +4, Schemer +0, Team Player +10
Delicious!: Best on Paper +5, Even the other team liked her restaurant the best +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Crap Brûlé -5
Events: -
Total: 44

Chef Ramsey Bonus
Mood: PROUD
Ramsey-meter: Heyyyyyyy Lacey +5, Broke Giovanni +10, Florida Fake Out +5, Top of the Pyramid +5
Total: 25

Hell's Kitchen - Week 14 - Heads Will Roll

Danny
Traits: Master Chef +6, Lazy -2, Stupid -6, Charming +5, Weak -2, Sucker -4, Team Player +5
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Hangover -5, Trading Spaces Rookie -5, Bob's Bait Shop -5, Girlfriend Takeover -5, Prom Under the Sea -5
Events: Luxury Winner +15
Total: -8

Paula
Traits: Master Chef +4, Lazy -4, Smart +4, Charming +6, Strong +2, Schemer +4, Team Player +5
Delicious!: Get him drunk +10, Pink Veto +5, Seasoning Pun +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Hangover -5, Stuck with Lacey -5
Events: -
Total: 31

Chef Ramsey Bonus
Mood: AMUSED
Ramsey-meter: Decapitated Heads +5, Hahaha brought back Lacey, suckers! +5
Total: 10

Hell's Kitchen - Week 13 - Scott You Donkey!

Andrea - Roasted
Traits: Master Chef +2, Hardworking +2, Smart +1, Unpleasant -4, Weak -2, Schemer +4, Team Player +5
Delicious!: Donkey Scott +10, Never mind the sabotage +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Her own pep squad -5, Back to culinary school -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10, On the Chopping Block -10, Roasted -25
Total: -12

Danny
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -4, Hardworking +0, Stupid -4, Charming +2, Weak -3, Schemer +0, Team Player +3
Delicious!: Cute piece of home +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Worst Dish EVER -5, Cracked -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10, On the Chopping Block -10
Total: -11

Paula
Traits: Master Chef +6, Hardworking +4, Stupid -3, Charming +5, Strong +2, Schemer +4, Team Player +4
Delicious!: Love is in the air +5, Brazillian is the mind killer +5, Scott Buster +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Adopted -5, Early Fumble -5
Events: Luxury Winner +15, Complete Dinner Service: +10
Total: 52

Chef Ramsey Bonus
Mood: PROUD
Ramsey-meter: Michelin Star Dinning Room +5, And he knew everyone +5, Public Humiliation +5, Live to your punishment +5, Blimey Scott, she's got your number! +5
Total: 25

Hell's Kitchen - Week 12 - Marriage Proposal in Hell

You must cut your kitchen to 1 chef this week.

Andrea
Traits: Master Chef +5, Lazy -5, Stupid -4, Unpleasant -6, Weak -5, Schemer +3, Team Player +3
Delicious!: Ice Breaker +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Eyes on your own sheet -5, Polishing whine glasses -5, The Missing Wellies -5, Thin Resume -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10, On the Chopping Block -10
Total: -24

Ben - Roasted
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -1, Hardworking +2, Stupid -5, Charming +2, Strong +1, Schemer +6, Team Player +5
Delicious!: Saw the Rainbow +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Block Record Holder -5, Completely Deluded -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10, On the Chopping Block -10, Roasted -25
Total: -20

Danny
Traits: Master Chef +6, Hardworking +4, Smart +3, Charming +4, Weak -1, Schemer +2, Team Player +2
Delicious!: Red Baron +5, But I liked my slate! +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Dirty Ears -5
Events: Luxury Winner +15, Complete Dinner Service: +10
Total: 45

Paula
Traits: Master Chef +6, Hardworking +4, Smart +1, Charming +4, Strong +3, Schemer +2, Team Player +6
Delicious!: I wish I could come up with something here +0
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Or here for that matter -0
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10
Total: 36

Chef Ramsey Bonus
Mood: PATIENT
Ramsey-meter: Mission Fucking Accomplished +5, Blue Max +5, At least you still get the pots and pans +5
Total: 15

Hell's Kitchen - Week 11 - Saved by the Ambulance

You must cut your kitchen to 2 chefs this week.

Andrea
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -5, Hardworking +4, Stupid -4, Charming +4, Weak -5, Schemer +2, Team Player +3
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: No Naked Men -5, Cooking without heat -5, Too much fish in the sea -5
Events: Individual Immunity: +25, Complete Dinner Service: +10, On the Chopping Block -10
Total: 9

Ben
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -5, Hardworking +4, Stupid -8, Charming +2, Weak -4, Schemer +2, Team Player +6
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Textbook Screwup -5, What a waste -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10, On the Chopping Block -10
Total: -13

Danny
Traits: Master Chef +8, Hardworking +6, Smart +0, Charming +6, Strong +4, Schemer +2, Team Player +2
Delicious!: Basil Mindfuck +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Babysitter -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10
Total: 38

Paula
Traits: Master Chef +8, Hardworking +6, Smart +2, Charming +4, Strong +2, Sucker -4, Team Player +8
Delicious!: Perfectionist +5, Cook Blocked Compensation Bonus +10
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10, On the Chopping Block -10
Total: 41

Robert - Roasted
Traits: Master Chef +0, Hardworking +0, Stupid -2, Charming +5, Weak -6, Schemer +0, Team Player +0
Delicious!: Girl and Bikini Smoothy +5, Medical Evac Compensation Bonus +10
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Dude, they're not hookers -5, Crashing a car in his restaurant -5
Events: Roasted -25
Total: -23

Chef Ramsey Bonus
Mood: DISAPPOINTED
Ramsey-meter: Made a grown man cry +5, Not a real shut down -5, Inspirational Speech +5, Anger Management +5, Man of his Word +5
Total: 15

Hell's Kitchen - Week 10 - Merge Madness

Andrea
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -3, Hardworking +2, Stupid -4, Unpleasant -2, Weak -6, Sucker -2, Divisive -2
Delicious!: Sean Penn Bonus +5, Jean-Philippe in her corner +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Weakest Link -5, Rosemary's Skewer -5
Events: On the Chopping Block -10
Total: -27

Ben
Traits: Master Chef +5, Hardworking +0, Stupid -2, Unpleasant -4, Weak -1, Schemer +2, Divisive -4
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Weakest Link -5, On Fire -5, Petty Penalty -5
Events: Individual Luxury +15
Total: 1

Danny
Traits: Master Chef +6, Hardworking +4, Smart +2, Unpleasant -2, Strong +2, Schemer +0, Team Player +0
Delicious!: Cooking on Instinct +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: -
Total: 17

Giovanni - Roasted
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -2, Lazy -6, Stupid -10, Unpleasant -4, Strong +6, Sucker -2, Divisive -8
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Breaking Bottles -5, Frostbite -5
Events: On the Chopping Block -10, Roasted -25
Total: -71

Paula
Traits: Master Chef +6, Hardworking +2, Smart +2, Unpleasant -2, Strong +4, Schemer +0, Team Player +1
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Individual Immunity: +25
Total: 38

Robert
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -4, Hardworking +1, Stupid -4, Unpleasant -2, Weak -2, Schemer +2, Team Player +0
Delicious!: Ben's Pick +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: No gay feelings in San Francisco -5, Actually could have killed someone -5, Freezer Burn -5
Events: Luxury Winner +5, On the Chopping Block -10
Total: -28

Chef Ramsey Bonus
Mood: DISAPPOINTED
Ramsey-meter: Merge Double Elimination Fake Out +10, Off Button +5, Zen Bonus +5, Unleashed Fury +5, Shut it all the way down +5
Total: 30

Hell's Kitchen - Week 9 - King Crabby

This week, you must cut your cooks to 3.

Andrea
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -4, Hardworking +2, Stupid -2, Unpleasant -4, Weak -2, Schemer +2, Divisive -5
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Shelled -5, Too much like Carol -5
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: -13

Ben
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -9, Hardworking +4, Stupid -5, Charming +2, Weak -6, Sucker -2, Team Player +6
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: The Devil is in the details -5, Pomme Fondant -5
Events: Luxury Winner +5, On the Chopping Block -10
Total: -25

Carol - Roasted
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -7, Lazy -3, Stupid -3, Unpleasant -6, Strong +2, Schemer +2, Divisive -7
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Too much like Andrea -5, Dauphinoises Phoque Up -5
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10, Roasted -25
Total: -47

Danny
Traits: Master Chef +7, Hardworking +5, Stupid -1, Charming +4, Strong +4, Schemer +2, Team Player +6
Delicious!: Who needs a consensus anyway? +10
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Luxury Winner +5, Best of the Worst +5
Total: 47

Giovanni
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -2, Hardworking +4, Smart +1, Charming +2, Strong +2, Schemer +0, Team Player +4
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 21

Paula
Traits: Master Chef +6, Hardworking +2, Smart +2, Charming +0, Strong +2, Sucker -1, Team Player +4
Delicious!: Who needs a consensus anyway? +10
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Heel chef! -5
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 30

Robert
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -2, Lazy -4, Stupid -4, Unpleasant -6, Weak -4, Sucker -1, Divisive -2
Delicious!: Theme Song +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Weight Limit -5
Events: Luxury Winner +5, On the Chopping Block -10
Total: -28

Chef Ramsey Bonus
Mood: DISAPPOINTED
Ramsey-meter: I'm not your bleeding slave +5, Smelling the good dishes from across the room +5, Carbon Neutral +5, Dog Eat Dog +5, Shout out to the poor souls +5, Pope Fondant +5, Ricochet Eviction +10
Total: 40

Hell's Kitchen - Week 8 - Cook With Me If You Want to Live

Andrea
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -4, Hardworking +2, Stupid -6, Charming +4, Strong +1, Schemer +3, Divisive -1
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Still Carol's Bitch -5
Events: Luxury Winner +5, On the Chopping Block -10
Total: -10

Ben
Traits: Master Chef +4, Hardworking +10, Stupid -4, Unpleasant -1, Weak -5, Sucker -2, Team Player +10
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Struck by Lightning -5, Burned by Lacey -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 22

Carol
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -7, Lazy -2, Stupid -8, Unpleasant -6, Weak -6, Schemer +4, Divisive -7
Delicious!: Hooker Bonus +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Hairdresser Penalty -5
Events: Luxury Winner +5, On the Chopping Block -10
Total: -37

Danny
Traits: Master Chef +6, Hardworking +10, Stupid -2, Charming +2, Strong +2, Schemer +2, Team Player +10
Delicious!: Everyone's a VIP +10
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 60

Giovanni
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -2, Hardworking +2, Stupid -3, Charming +5, Strong +0, Schemer +4, Team Player +6
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Luxury Winner +5
Total: 17

LA - Roasted
Traits: Master Chef +2, Lazy -4, Smart +0, Unpleasant -2, Weak -2, Sucker -3, Team Player +0
Delicious!: Doesn't want a piece of Lacey's ass +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Smoker Sit-Out -5
Events: Luxury Winner +5, On the Chopping Block -10, Roasted -25
Total: -39

Lacey - Roasted
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -10, Lazy -6, Stupid -9, Unpleasant -6, Weak -9, Sucker -5, Divisive -5
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Thrown Out! -5, Twice!! -5, Shoulda Listened to Mom -5
Events: Roasted -25
Total: -90

Paula
Traits: Master Chef +2, Hardworking +2, Smart +2, Charming +2, Strong +2, Schemer +5, Team Player +2
Delicious!: Snooty Bitch +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Luxury Winner +5
Total: 27

Robert
Traits: Master Chef +3, Hardworking +10, Stupid -7, Unpleasant -2, Strong +0, Sucker -2, Team Player +9
Delicious!: Not Helen Keller +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Supersize Penalty -5, By the seat of his pants -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 26

Chef Ramsey Bonus
Mood: DISAPPOINTED
Ramsey-meter: The only one who matters +5, Tartar Switcheroo +5, Pea Tendrils?!? +5, Last Supper +5, Not waiting for the nomination ceremony +5, Double Whammy +10
Total: 35

Hell's Kitchen - Week 7 - J Isn't Needed in the Alphabet

Andrea
Traits: Master Chef +4, Hardworking +0, Smart +2, Unpleasant -2, Weak -2, Schemer +3, Team Player +3
Delicious!: The bigger woman +5, Jockeying for position +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10, Luxury Winner +5, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 43

Ben
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -5, Hardworking +7, Smart +0, Charming +2, Strong +2, Schemer +3, Team Player +4
Delicious!: Throw her out of the nest +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Ramsey badly wants his jacket -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10, On the Chopping Block -10
Total: 13

Carol
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -4, Hardworking +0, Stupid -2, Unpleasant -4, Strong +2, Sucker -2, Divisive -5
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Soya Blind -5, Verbal diarrhea -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10, Luxury Winner +5, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 0

Danny
Traits: Master Chef +4, Hardworking +4, Smart +2, Charming +2, Strong +5, Schemer +4, Team Player +4
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10
Total: 35

Giovanni
Traits: Master Chef +7, Hardworking +6, Smart +5, Charming +7, Strong +7, Schemer +2, Team Player +10
Delicious!: Red Switch +10, Italian Indian Chief +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10, Luxury Winner +5, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 84

J - Roasted
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -10, Hardworking +6, Stupid -4, Charming +4, Strong +5, Schemer +2, Team Player +3
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Bored by your phallus -5, Rizotto Shut Down -10, The walk-in then the walk out -10
Events: Roasted -25
Total: -44

LA
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -6, Lazy -2, Stupid -4, Unpleasant -4, Strong +2, Schemer +2, Divisive -4
Delicious!: Ovaries to the wall +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: First Time Cow -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10, Luxury Winner +5, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 9

Lacey
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -6, Lazy -8, Stupid -4, Unpleasant -6, Weak -6, Schemer +4, Divisive -4
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Suspension Leak -5, Ass Scratcher -5, Once a Quitter -10
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10, On the Chopping Block -10
Total: -50

Paula
Traits: Master Chef +6, Hardworking +2, Smart +2, Charming +2, Strong +1, Schemer +0, Team Player +3
Delicious!: Best Wellington EVER +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10, Luxury Winner +5, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 46

Robert
Traits: Master Chef +4, Hardworking +4, Smart +2, Unpleasant -2, Strong +5, Schemer +4, Team Player +4
Delicious!: Jedi Mind Trick +5, Crack Whore +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Supersized Tappa -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10
Total: 36

Chef Ramsey Bonus
Mood: ANGRY (FURIOUS, actually)
Ramsey-meter: Eat shit +5, Compliments that sound like insults +5, Not waiting for the nomination ceremony +10, I badly want your jacket +5
Total: 25