So You Think You Can Dance - Top 4

This week, in lieu of the normal elimination penalties, I'm giving -25 to 4th place, -10 to 3rd place, +10 to 2nd place, and +25 to 1st place.

Courtney - Eliminated
Dances: Hip Hop / Solo / Broadway / Contemporary
Partner: Everyone
Traits: Choreography: +9 / +2 / -1 / +8, Costumes: +4 / +3 / +0 / +4, Technique: +9 / +6 / +7 / +7, Performance +10 / +6 / +5 / +7, Judge Love: +9 / +9 / +7 / +7
Good Moves: Crazy Girlfriend +5, Mafia Princess +5, Tear Jerker +15
Bad Moves: Who's this Brett guy? -5, Giant Bouquet -5
Events: Fourth Place -25
Total: 108

Joshua
Dances: Lyrical / Russian / Solo / Jive
Partner: Everyone
Traits: Choreography: +10 / +2 / +6 / +8, Costumes: +1 / -3 / +3 / -1, Technique: +9 / +9 / +9 / +7, Performance +10 / +8 / +10 / +6, Judge Love: +10 / +10 / +10 / +7
Good Moves: Afterglow +5, Maxwell Smart Shoes +5, Yee! +5, First Class on the Hot Tamale Train +5, The Never Ending Battle +10
Bad Moves: -
Events: America's Favorite Trained OR Untrained Dancer +25
Total: 186

Katee - Eliminated
Dances: Lyrical / Broadway / Solo / Foxtrot
Partner: Everyone
Traits: Choreography: +10 / -1 / +3 / +5, Costumes: +5 / +0 / +7 / +8, Technique: +9 / +8 / +5 / +9, Performance +10 / +5 / +5 / +10, Judge Love: +10 / +8 / +5 / +8
Good Moves: Afterglow +5, Judges' Favorite +10, Standing Ovation +10, 50,000$ Loser (Top Girl Bonus) +10
Bad Moves: -
Events: Third Place -10
Total: 154

Twitch - Eliminated
Dances: Hip Hop / Solo / Russian / Foxtrot
Partner: Everyone
Traits: Choreography: +9 / +4 / +2 / +5, Costumes: +4 / -2 / +6 / -5, Technique: +9 / +9 / +9 / +6, Performance +8 / +8 / +9 / +7, Judge Love: +9 / +9 / +10 / +8
Good Moves: Black Bond +5, The Never Ending Battle +10
Bad Moves: Get Off the Stage... NOW! -5
Events: Second Place +10
Total: 144

Judge Bonus

Nigel
Traits: Costume: +2, Personality: +10, Judgment +10
Good Calls: Better dancer than Mary +10
Bad Calls: -
Total Bonus: 32

Mary
Traits: Costume: -4, Personality: +5, Judgment +7
Good Calls: Crazy Judge +5, An excuse to touch Dimitri's chest +5
Bad Calls: So She Thinks She Can Dance? -5
Total Bonus: 13

Revolving Chair: Everyone
Traits (Mandy Moore): Costume: -1, Personality: +5, Judgment +8
Good Calls: (Adam Shankman) Scared [beep]less +5
Bad Calls: (Adam Shankman) Step Up 3D -5, (Li'l C) Overbucked -5
Total Bonus: 7

It was an excellent season, with some great dancers and choreography. Best one yet! Now am I tempted to watch the upcoming Canadian version? I dunno... Wouldn't want to burn out on dance... Do Quebeckers dance with an accent?

So You Think You Can Dance - Top 6

Chelsie - Eliminated
Dances: Mambo / Solo / Hip Hop / Solo
Partner: Twitch
Traits: Choreography: +5 / +0 / +7 / -2, Costumes: +5 / +2 / -1 / -2, Technique: +10 / +3 / +6 / +2, Performance +8 / +3 / +9 / +2, Judge Love: +10 / +8
Good Moves: Lightning Hips +5, Million Vote Loser +5
Bad Moves: -
Events: Eliminated -25
Total: 60

Courtney
Dances: Viennese Waltz / Solo / Fucked Up Jazz / Solo
Partner: Mark
Traits: Choreography: +4 / +1 / +7 / +0, Costumes: +8 / +0 / +7 / +3, Technique: +7 / +4 / +9 / +5, Performance +8 / +1 / +9 / +5, Judge Love: +8 / +9
Good Moves: Headbanger +5
Bad Moves: -
Events: -
Total: 100

Joshua
Dances: Contemporary / Solo / Pasa Doble / Solo
Partner: Katee
Traits: Choreography: +10 / +5 / +10 / +3, Costumes: +3 / -2 / +8 / +1, Technique: +10 / +10 / +10 / +5, Performance +10 / +7 / +10 / +3, Judge Love: +10 / +10
Good Moves: Back together again +5, Braceless +5
Bad Moves: -
Events: -
Total: 135

Katee
Dances: Contemporary / Solo / Pasa Doble / Solo
Partner: Joshua
Traits: Choreography: +10 / +4 / +10 / +7, Costumes: +7 / +1 / +7 / +4, Technique: +10 / +5 / +10 / +8, Performance +10 / +6 / +10 / +7, Judge Love: +10 / +9
Good Moves: Back together again +5
Bad Moves: -
Events: -
Total: 140

Mark - Eliminated
Dances: Viennese Waltz / Solo / Fucked Up Jazz / Solo
Partner: Courtney
Traits: Choreography: +4 / +0 / +7 / +10, Costumes: +0 / -5 / +0 / -5, Technique: +7 / +2 / +9 / +3, Performance +7 / +5 / +9 / +7, Judge Love: +8 / +9
Good Moves: Touched a boob +5, Magic Wardrobe +5, Million Vote Loser +5
Bad Moves: -
Events: Eliminated -25
Total: 77

Twitch
Dances: Mambo / Solo / Hip Hop / Solo
Partner: Chelsie
Traits: Choreography: +5 / +5 / +7 / +5, Costumes: -5 / +6 / -1 / +2, Technique: +5 / +6 / +9 / +8, Performance +3 / +8 / +9 / +7, Judge Love: +2 / +8
Good Moves: Sharing teeth with Cat +10, Figure Skater +5
Bad Moves: Lowrider -5
Events: -
Total: 99

Judge Bonus

Nigel
Traits: Costume: +2, Personality: +1, Judgment +5
Good Calls: Reality Check +5
Bad Calls: -
Total Bonus: 13

Mary
Traits: Costume: -2, Personality: -4, Judgment +2
Good Calls: Choking Up Bonus +5
Bad Calls: Screaming Up Penalty -5
Total Bonus: -4

Revolving Chair: Adam Shankman
Traits: Costume: +2, Personality: +5, Judgment +3
Good Calls: Adding to the Bounty +10
Bad Calls: Paula Abdul Connection -5
Total Bonus: 15

So You Think You Can Dance - Top 8

This week, you must cut your Pool down to 2 dancers no matter what. Maybe you've already lost them. You will score with only 2 dancers from now on.

Chelsie
Dances: Argentine Tango / Solo / Disco
Partner: Joshua
Traits: Choreography: +8 / -5 / -8, Costumes: +2 / +4 / +6 Technique: +10 / +0 / +1, Performance +9 / +1 / -1, Judge Love: +9 / +9
Good Moves: Hot Tamale Train +5, Birthday girl +10
Bad Moves: Disco sucks -5
Events: -
Total: 55

Comfort - Eliminated
Dances: Hip Hop / Solo / Foxtrot / Lifesaver
Partner: Mark
Traits: +10 / +7 / +0 / -8, Costumes: +4 / +5 / +2 / -3, Technique: +10 / +6 / -7 / +0, Performance +10 / +6 / -6 / -2, Judge Love: +9 / -6
Good Moves: Rocking the ballet +5, Dark Degrassi +5
Bad Moves: School Recital -5, Dejà Vu -5
Events: Bottom -5, Eliminated -25
Total: 7

Courtney
Dances: Samba / Solo / Slow Hip Hop / Lifesaver
Partner: Will
Traits: Choreography: +2 / +3 / +5 / +3, Costumes: +2 / +3 / +2 / +7, Technique: -1 / +4 / +7 / +5, Performance +3 / +5 / +8 / +5, Judge Love: +7 / +10
Good Moves: Days of Our Lives +5
Bad Moves: Sad Sack -5
Events: Bottom -5
Total: 75

Joshua
Dances: Argentine Tango / Solo / Disco
Partner: Chelsie
Traits: Choreography: +8 / -2 / -8, Costumes: +2 / +6 / -1, Technique: +8 / +9 / -7, Performance +9 / +8 / -1, Judge Love: +9 / +9
Good Moves: Superman Lift +5, Biggest butt in the competition +10, Hot Tamale Train +5
Bad Moves: Disco sucks -5
Events: -
Total: 64

Katee
Dances: Contemporary / Solo / Broadway
Partner: Twitch
Traits: Choreography: +10 / -1 / +7, Costumes: -7 / -1 / +4, Technique: +10 / +3 / +10, Performance +10 / +5 / +10, Judge Love: +10 / +8
Good Moves: Kung Fu +5, Door Comedy +10
Bad Moves: Celine Dion -5
Events: -
Total: 88

Mark
Dances: Hip Hop / Solo / Foxtrot
Partner: Comfort
Traits: Choreography: +10 / +5 / +0, Costumes: +4 / -5 / +0, Technique: +9 / +1 / -5, Performance +10 / +3 / -5, Judge Love: +9 / -5
Good Moves: Guardian Angel +5, Dark Degrassi +5
Bad Moves: School Recital -5
Events: -
Total: 36

Twitch
Dances: Contemporary / Solo / Broadway / Lifesaver
Partner: Katee
Traits: Choreography: +10 / +0 / +7 / +5, Costumes: +1 / +0 / +1 / +0, Technique: +10 / +2 / +8 / +6, Performance +10 / +2 / +8 / +8, Judge Love: +10 / +9
Good Moves: Line of Superwear +5
Bad Moves: -
Events: Bottom -5
Total: 97

Will - Eliminated
Dances: Samba / Solo / Slow Hip Hop / Lifesaver
Partner: Courtney
Traits: Choreography: +2 / +5 / +5 / -2, Costumes: -3 / +8 / +0 / -4, Technique: -2 / +1 / +7 / +2, Performance +0 / +9 / +8 / +2, Judge Love: +6 / +10
Good Moves: Casper the Friendly Dancer +5, I feel good like I knew that I would +10
Bad Moves: Patrick Swayze fan -5
Events: Bottom -5, Eliminated -25
Total: 34

Judge Bonus

Nigel
Traits: Costume: -4, Personality: +6, Judgment +5
Good Calls: Secret affair with Mary +10
Bad Calls: Movie talk -5, English wetback -5
Total Bonus: 7

Mary
Traits: Costume: -2, Personality: +2, Judgment +5
Good Calls: Classic fake out +5
Bad Calls: Am I a screamer? YES I AM!!! -10
Total Bonus: 0

Revolving Chair: Toni Basil
Traits: Costume: -5, Personality: -4, Judgment -1
Good Calls: Video Retro +5
Bad Calls: Streetwise -15, Name dropper -5
Total Bonus: -25

So You Think You Can Dance - Top 10

If you had Jessica in your pool, the bad news is, you only score for three dancers this week (choose another). The good news is, you won't be penalized for it. Note there is no Judge Love given to Solos.

Chelsie
Dances: Contemporary / Solo / Jive
Partner: Gev
Traits: Choreography: +8 / -3 / +7, Costumes: +1 / +0 / +5, Technique: +9 / +1 / +6, Performance +8 / +1 / +2, Judge Love: +9 / +8
Good Moves: -
Bad Moves: -
Events: -
Total: 62

Comfort
Dances: Smooth Waltz / Solo / Hip Hop / Lifesaving Solo
Partner: Twitch
Traits: Choreography: +2 / +0 / +6 / +4, Costumes: +4 / +1 / +4 / +0, Technique: -5 / +2 / +10 / +5, Performance +1 / -2 / +8 / +5, Judge Love: -8 / +10
Good Moves: She's Baaaaaaaack +10, Always Down on Comfort Consolation Bonus +5
Bad Moves: -
Events: Bottom -5
Total: 57

Courtney
Dances: Hip Hop / Solo / Rhumba
Partner: Joshua
Traits: Choreography: +7 / +2 / +5, Costumes: +6 / +1 / +5, Technique: -1 / +3 / +6, Performance +3 / +5 / +8, Judge Love: +2 / +9
Good Moves: -
Bad Moves: White Girl Syndrome -5
Events: -
Total: 56

Gev - Eliminated
Dances: Contemporary / Solo / Jive / Lifesaver
Partner: Chelsey
Traits: Choreography: +8 / +2 / +7 / +3, Costumes: +0 / -1 / +5 / -1, Technique: +7 / +5 / +4 / +8, Performance +7 / +5 / +6 / +2, Judge Love: +7 / -1
Good Moves: Small Man, Big Heart +5, America Got It Wrong +10
Bad Moves: Icky Gev -5, Dancing with the Mannequin -5
Events: Bottom -5, Eliminated -25
Total: 48

Joshua
Dances: Hip Hop / Solo / Rhumba
Partner: Courtney
Traits: Choreography: +7 / +5 / +5, Costumes: +1 / +0 / +5, Technique: +10 / +8 / +8, Performance +8 / +8 / +3, Judge Love: +8 / +9
Good Moves: Dr. Spankenstein +3, Paintbrush +5, Gradual Tease +10
Bad Moves: -
Events: -
Total: 103

Katee
Dances: Broadway / Solo / Pas de Deux
Partner: Will
Traits: Choreography: +2 / +1 / +10, Costumes: +3 / +4 / +2, Technique: +6 / +8 / +9, Performance +6 / +5 / +10, Judge Love: +10 / +10
Good Moves: Gumby +5
Bad Moves: -
Events: -
Total: 91

Kharington - Eliminated
Dances: Country Two Step / Solo / Classic Jazz / Lifesaver
Partner: Mark
Traits: Choreography: -6 / -5 / -5 / -3, Costumes: +3 / +0 / +1 / +0, Technique: -5 / -1 / +2 / -1, Performance -2 / -2 / -2 / +0, Judge Love: -2 / -1
Good Moves: Kher Bear +1
Bad Moves: Checking Boxes -5, Miss Attitude -5
Events: Bottom -5, Eliminated -25
Total: -68

Mark
Dances: Country Two Step / Solo / Classic Jazz / Lifesaver
Partner: Kharington
Traits: Choreography: -6 / +8 / -5 / +1, Costumes: -1 / -5 / -4 / -4, Technique: -2 / +6 / +0 / +0, Performance -2 / +1 / -2 / +0, Judge Love: -1 / -1
Good Moves: -
Bad Moves: Checking Boxes -5, Closetful of Gay Costumes -5, Hoody Malfunction -5
Events: Bottom -5
Total: -37

Twitch
Dances: Smooth Waltz / Solo / Hip Hop
Partner: Comfort
Traits: Choreography: +2 / +3 / +6, Costumes: +4 / +1 / -2, Technique: -5 / +1 / +10, Performance +1 / +5 / +8, Judge Love: -8 / +10
Good Moves: Lift +1, Super Twitch +5
Bad Moves: Icky Twitch -5
Events: -
Total: 37

Will
Dances: Broadway / Solo / Pas de Deux
Partner: Katee
Traits: Choreography: +2 / +2 / +10, Costumes: -1 / +0 / +0, Technique: +6 / +6 / +9, Performance +6 / +4 / +10, Judge Love: +10 / +10
Good Moves: -
Bad Moves: Two ripped Shirts -5
Events: -
Total: 69

Judge Bonus

Nigel
Traits: Costume: +0, Personality: -2, Judgment +2
Good Calls: -
Bad Calls: Don't Quit Your Day Job -5
Total Bonus: -5

Mary
Traits: Costume: +2, Personality: -1, Judgment -2
Good Calls: Teary Eyed +1
Bad Calls: Screamer -1
Total Bonus: -1

Revolving Chair: Lil' C
Traits: Costume: +0, Personality: +4, Judgment +5
Good Calls: Zen Master +10
Bad Calls: Popping Mike -3, Eleguant -3, Realistic TV -2
Total Bonus: 11

Rules: So You Think You Can Dance?

Choose 4 dancers. These will be your weekly point-earners (though they may also cost you points). Each week, they will be scored (-10 to 10) on 5 traits for each dance number (including solos, but not group dances): Choreography, Costume, Technique, Performance and Judge Love. Each one will also get bonus and penalty points (Good and Bad Moves) based on whatever happens that week.

In-game events also represent points:
Being in the bottom: -5
Eliminated: -25
When you lose a dancer, pick a new one.

Judge Bonus
In addition to your 4 dancers, you may also pick 1 judge who will be scored (-10 to 10) on Costume, Personality and Judgment each week, as well as for Good and Bad Calls. You may choose between Nigel, Mary and the Revolving Chair (risky, but could be profitable). You may not choose Cat. That would be a game breaker. Mmm... Cat.

The pool will be updated after every Thursday reveal show.