Thursday, April 16, 2009

Survivor Tocantins - Week 9 - The Biggest Fraud in the Game

Brendan - Eliminated
Traits: Hardworking +4, Strong +8, Stupid -4, Charming +5, Sucker -5, Target -7, Taker -2
Surviving: -
Dying: Get out of Survivor free card -5, Idol Auto-Flush -5
Events: Individual Reward +15, Votes -20, The Tribe Has Spoken -25
Total: -41

Coach
Traits: Hardworking +6, Strong +4, Smart +1, Unpleasant -3, Schemer +4, Target -5, Giver +2
Surviving: Apocalypse Now +5
Dying: Shut up about the dragon already! -5, Having his ass eaten -5
Events: Votes -10
Total: -6

Debbie
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +6, Smart +0, Charming +2, Schemer +4, Under the Radar +9, Taker -2
Surviving: -
Dying: Little girl's room -5
Events: Individual Reward +15
Total: 31

Erinn
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +2, Smart +0, Charming +4, Schemer +5, Under the Radar +5, Giver +0
Surviving: So ready to trade up +5
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 23

JT
Traits: Hardworking +4, Strong +6, Smart +2, Charming +10, Schemer +6, Under the Radar +10, Taker -2
Surviving: Baptism by Water +5, Most charming man in South America +10
Dying: -
Events: Individual Reward +15
Total: 66

Sierra
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +6, Stupid -2, Unpleasant -2, Sucker -5, Target -4, Giver +0
Surviving: Brownie Squee +5
Dying: Blurred Butt -5
Events: Votes -15
Total: -20

Stephen
Traits: Hardworking +10, Weak -3, Smart +3, Charming +6, Schemer +6, Under the Radar +7, Giver +0
Surviving: "It looked like I might die" +5, Baptism by Fire +5
Dying: -
Events: Exile Island -10
Total: 29

Taj
Traits: Lazy -2, Weak -6, Smart +0, Charming +2, Schemer +2, Under the Radar +9, Giver +0
Surviving: NOW you talk to me +5
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 10

Tyson
Traits: Hardworking +4, Strong +10, Smart +2, Charming +2, Schemer +6, Target -4, Giver +0
Surviving: The Prophecy +5
Dying: -
Events: Individual Immunity +25
Total: 50

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Amazing Race 14 - Week 8 - Rooting Around in People's Mouths

Cara & Jaime (cheerleaders)
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +1, Smart +4, Together +5, Schemer +4, Ugly American -6, Unlucky -4
Leading: -
Trailing: Taxis Tax Me -5
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 43

Lakisha & Jennifer (sisters)
Traits: Fast +2, Strong +0, Stupid -8, Together +4, Schemer +2, Open-Minded +2, Lucky +10
Leading: Spot the Trannie +5
Trailing: Bag on the Dock of the Bay -5
Ranking: Fourth +20
Events: -
Total: 32

Margie & Luke (mother/son)
Traits: Fast +8, Strong +2, Smart +0, Together +4, Sucker -2, Open-Minded +6, Lucky +4
Leading: Fixes all the propellers around the house +5
Trailing: No ear for music +5
Ranking: First +50
Events: -
Total: 82

Mark & Mike (stuntmen)
Traits: Slow -2, Strong +0, Stupid -7, Divided -5, Schemer +5, Open-Minded +2, Unlucky -2
Leading: -
Trailing: Bag on the Dock of the Bay -5, Human Pawn Shop -5, Hard-on for Trannies -5, 4-Hour Layover -4
Ranking: Last -40
Events: -
Total: -68

Tammy & Victor (siblings)
Traits: Slow -2, Weak -2, Smart +3, Together +7, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +6, Unlucky -2
Leading: Spot the Trannie +5
Trailing: Screw This -5, Whitney Houston Fans -5
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 35

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Hell's Kitchen - Week 10 - Merge Madness

Andrea
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -3, Hardworking +2, Stupid -4, Unpleasant -2, Weak -6, Sucker -2, Divisive -2
Delicious!: Sean Penn Bonus +5, Jean-Philippe in her corner +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Weakest Link -5, Rosemary's Skewer -5
Events: On the Chopping Block -10
Total: -27

Ben
Traits: Master Chef +5, Hardworking +0, Stupid -2, Unpleasant -4, Weak -1, Schemer +2, Divisive -4
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Weakest Link -5, On Fire -5, Petty Penalty -5
Events: Individual Luxury +15
Total: 1

Danny
Traits: Master Chef +6, Hardworking +4, Smart +2, Unpleasant -2, Strong +2, Schemer +0, Team Player +0
Delicious!: Cooking on Instinct +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: -
Total: 17

Giovanni - Roasted
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -2, Lazy -6, Stupid -10, Unpleasant -4, Strong +6, Sucker -2, Divisive -8
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Breaking Bottles -5, Frostbite -5
Events: On the Chopping Block -10, Roasted -25
Total: -71

Paula
Traits: Master Chef +6, Hardworking +2, Smart +2, Unpleasant -2, Strong +4, Schemer +0, Team Player +1
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Individual Immunity: +25
Total: 38

Robert
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -4, Hardworking +1, Stupid -4, Unpleasant -2, Weak -2, Schemer +2, Team Player +0
Delicious!: Ben's Pick +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: No gay feelings in San Francisco -5, Actually could have killed someone -5, Freezer Burn -5
Events: Luxury Winner +5, On the Chopping Block -10
Total: -28

Chef Ramsey Bonus
Mood: DISAPPOINTED
Ramsey-meter: Merge Double Elimination Fake Out +10, Off Button +5, Zen Bonus +5, Unleashed Fury +5, Shut it all the way down +5
Total: 30

Survivor Tocantins - Week 8 - The Dragon Slayer

Brendan
Traits: Lazy -2, Weak -6, Stupid -4, Charming +1, Sucker -3, Target -6, Giver +0
Surviving: -
Dying: Laying so low, it gets buried -5
Events: -
Total: -25

Coach
Traits: Hardworking +4, Strong +4, Smart +2, Charming +6, Schemer +6, Under the Radar +3, Giver +6
Surviving: Way of the Samurai +5, Art of the Cast +5
Dying: Dragon Slayer DENIED!! -5
Events: -
Total: 36

Debbie
Traits: Hardworking +4, Strong +6, Smart +1, Charming +2, Schemer +0, Under the Radar +5, Giver +2
Surviving: Coach's Chosen +5
Dying: Awkward Kisser -5
Events: -
Total: 20

Erinn
Traits: Hardworking +0, Weak -6, Stupid -2, Charming +2, Sucker -2, Under the Radar +7, Taker -1
Surviving: -
Dying: Charmed by the New Coach -5
Events: -
Total: -7

Joe - Eliminated
Traits: Hardworking +2, Weak -10, Smart +4, Charming +2, Sucker -2, Target -2, Giver +2
Surviving: -
Dying: Gangrene -25
Events: Medical Evac
Total: -29

JT
Traits: Hardworking +4, Strong +2, Smart +2, Charming +6, Schemer +8, Under the Radar +0, Giver +2
Surviving: Not Living in the Doghouse +5, Coach's Chosen +5
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 34

Sierra
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +4, Weak -2, Unpleasant -2, Sucker -3, Target -2, Giver +0
Surviving: -
Dying: Making love to the post -5, Giving hope to stupid people everywhere -5
Events: -
Total: -15

Stephen
Traits: Hardworking +0, Weak -8, Smart +2, Charming +4, Schemer +8, Under the Radar +6, Giver +0
Surviving: Coach's Chosen +5
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 17

Taj
Traits: Lazy -2, Weak -6, Smart +0, Charming +4, Sucker -4, Under the Radar +5, Taker -2
Surviving: Giving Jeff credit +5
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 0

Tyson
Traits: Hardworking +6, Strong +10, Smart +2, Charming +4, Schemer +10, Under the Radar +6, Giver +1
Surviving: Coach's Chosen +5, Sweet Nothings +5, Rice Code +5
Dying: -
Events: Individual Immunity +25
Total: 79

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Hell's Kitchen - Week 9 - King Crabby

This week, you must cut your cooks to 3.

Andrea
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -4, Hardworking +2, Stupid -2, Unpleasant -4, Weak -2, Schemer +2, Divisive -5
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Shelled -5, Too much like Carol -5
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: -13

Ben
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -9, Hardworking +4, Stupid -5, Charming +2, Weak -6, Sucker -2, Team Player +6
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: The Devil is in the details -5, Pomme Fondant -5
Events: Luxury Winner +5, On the Chopping Block -10
Total: -25

Carol - Roasted
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -7, Lazy -3, Stupid -3, Unpleasant -6, Strong +2, Schemer +2, Divisive -7
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Too much like Andrea -5, Dauphinoises Phoque Up -5
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10, Roasted -25
Total: -47

Danny
Traits: Master Chef +7, Hardworking +5, Stupid -1, Charming +4, Strong +4, Schemer +2, Team Player +6
Delicious!: Who needs a consensus anyway? +10
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Luxury Winner +5, Best of the Worst +5
Total: 47

Giovanni
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -2, Hardworking +4, Smart +1, Charming +2, Strong +2, Schemer +0, Team Player +4
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 21

Paula
Traits: Master Chef +6, Hardworking +2, Smart +2, Charming +0, Strong +2, Sucker -1, Team Player +4
Delicious!: Who needs a consensus anyway? +10
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Heel chef! -5
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 30

Robert
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -2, Lazy -4, Stupid -4, Unpleasant -6, Weak -4, Sucker -1, Divisive -2
Delicious!: Theme Song +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Weight Limit -5
Events: Luxury Winner +5, On the Chopping Block -10
Total: -28

Chef Ramsey Bonus
Mood: DISAPPOINTED
Ramsey-meter: I'm not your bleeding slave +5, Smelling the good dishes from across the room +5, Carbon Neutral +5, Dog Eat Dog +5, Shout out to the poor souls +5, Pope Fondant +5, Ricochet Eviction +10
Total: 40

Survivor Tocantins - Week 7 - One of Those Coach Moments

Brendan
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +4, Smart +6, Charming +1, Schemer +2, Under the Radar +5, Giver +0
Surviving: Flipping Debbie +5, Numerical Superiority +5
Dying: -
Events: Luxury Winner +5, Tribal Immunity +10
Total: 43

Coach
Traits: Lazy -3, Strong +0, Stupid -2, Unpleasant -6, Schemer +1, Target -6, Taker -4
Surviving: Numerical Superiority +5
Dying: Good thing this isn't Hell's Kitchen -5
Events: Luxury Winner +5, Tribal Immunity +10
Total: -5

Debbie
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +1, Smart +0, Charming +2, Schemer +0, Under the Radar +7, Giver +0
Surviving: Diving Belle +5, Numerical Superiority +5
Dying: -
Events: Luxury Winner +5, Tribal Immunity +10
Total: 35

Erinn
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +0, Stupid -5, Charming +2, Schemer +2, Target -5, Giver +4
Surviving: Numerical Superiority +5
Dying: Sit Out -5
Events: Exile -10, Luxury Winner +5, Tribal Immunity +10
Total: 3

Joe
Traits: Hardworking +0, Weak -1, Smart +5, Charming +4, Sucker -4, Under the Radar +5, Giver +2
Surviving: Flipping Erinn +5
Dying: Is there in truth no beauty? -5
Events: Exile -10
Total: 1

JT
Traits: Hardworking +5, Strong +6, Smart +2, Charming +2, Schemer +4, Under the Radar +8, Taker -2
Surviving: Riffling through Taj's underwear +5
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 30

Sierra
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +0, Smart +2, Unpleasant -2, Schemer +0, Under the Radar +4, Giver +0
Surviving: Restaurant Critic +5, Numerical Superiority +5
Dying: -
Events: Luxury Winner +5, Tribal Immunity +10
Total: 29

Stephen
Traits: Lazy -2, Strong +0, Smart +7, Charming +3, Schemer +8, Under the Radar +6, Taker -2
Surviving: Go-Between Bonus +5
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 25

Sydney - Eliminated
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +0, Smart +0, Charming +2, Sucker -2, Target -5, Taker -2
Surviving: Free Cutie Pass +5
Dying: -
Events: Votes -15, The Tribe Has Spoken -25
Total: -42

Taj
Traits: Lazy -2, Strong +0, Smart +5, Charming +4, Schemer +9, Target -3, Giver +4
Surviving: Fake Idol +5
Dying: Not so Hidden Immunity Idol -5, Aim Low -5
Events: Votes -10
Total: 2

Tyson
Traits: Hardworking +4, Strong +5, Smart +4, Unpleasant -2, Schemer +0, Under the Radar +7, Giver +0
Surviving: One Person Shooter +5, Numerical Superiority +5
Dying: -
Events: Luxury Winner +5, Tribal Immunity +10
Total: 43