Thursday, March 12, 2009

Hell's Kitchen - Week 6 - Let My People Go!

Andrea
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -1, Hardworking +4, Stupid -5, Unpleasant -2, Weak -5, Sucker -6, Divisive -3
Delicious!: Taking it like a man +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Ixnay on the Anhoodmay -5, Called Out -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10, Best of the Worst +5
Total: -8

Ben
Traits: Master Chef +4, Hardworking +4, Smart +4, Charming +4, Strong +0, Schemer +0, Team Player +4
Delicious!: Cooking for my Peeps +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10, Luxury Winner +5, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 50

Carol
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -1, Hardworking +3, Stupid -5, Unpleasant -6, Strong +3, Schemer +6, Divisive -5
Delicious!: Throat Puncher +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Burger Rated PG-14 -5, Voice of the Elder Gods -5, Passive Aggressive -5, Too Many Cooks -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10
Total: -10

Coi - Roasted
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -5, Hardworking +3, Stupid -6, Charming +4, Weak -2, Schemer +4, Team Player +4
Delicious!: Honorary Jew +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Meatnesia -5, Cold Rocket Science -5, Too Many Cooks -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10, On the Chopping Block -10, Roasted -25
Total: -33

Danny
Traits: Master Chef +2, Lazy -3, Stupid -2, Charming +2, Strong +4, Schemer +0, Team Player +0
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Dirty Possum -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10, Luxury Winner +5, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 23

Giovanni
Traits: Master Chef +2, Hardworking +2, Smart +0, Charming +6, Strong +0, Schemer +0, Team Player +5
Delicious!: Fountain of Youth +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10, Luxury Winner +5, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 45

J
Traits: Master Chef +4, Hardworking +2, Stupid -4, Charming +2, Weak -5, Sucker -2, Team Player +4
Delicious!: Cooking Show +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Taking it like a girl -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10, Luxury Winner +5, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 26

LA
Traits: Master Chef +2, Hardworking +3, Smart +4, Charming +4, Strong +2, Schemer +4, Team Player +5
Delicious!: Not Parade Gay +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Too Many Cooks -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10, On the Chopping Block -10
Total: 24

Lacey
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -2, Hardworking +1, Smart +0, Charming +4, Weak -2, Schemer +0, Divisive -2
Delicious!: Shiny Happy Jewish Princess +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10, Luxury Winner +5, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 29

Paula
Traits: Master Chef +2, Hardworking +2, Smart +6, Unpleasant -2, Strong +1, Sucker -2, Team Player +2
Delicious!: Sorry kid, it's all downhill from here +5, Litmus Test +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10
Total: 29

Robert
Traits: Master Chef +2, Hardworking +2, Stupid -2, Charming +2, Strong +0, Schemer +4, Team Player +2
Delicious!: Manly Loofah +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Living in the TV Past -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10, Luxury Winner +5, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 35

Chef Ramsey Bonus
Mood: AMUSED
Ramsey-meter: Hell for Jean-Philippe +20, Harass the Staff +5, Lift the Chair +5, Where's the Beef? +5, Harlem Globetrotters Guest-Star Bonus +5
Total: 40

Survivor Tocantins - Week 5 - You're Going to Want That Tooth

Brendan
Traits: Hardworking +6, Strong +8, Stupid -4, Charming +4, Schemer +2, Target -4, Giver +2
Surviving: -
Dying: Mr. Obvious -5
Events: Exile Island -10, Tribal Immunity +10
Total: 9

Coach
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +4, Smart +4, Unpleasant -2, Schemer +4, Target -2, Giver +1
Surviving: Weatherman +5
Dying: -
Events: Tribal Immunity +10
Total: 26

Debbie
Traits: Hardworking +6, Strong +2, Smart +4, Charming +2, Sucker -3, Under the Radar +7, Giver +1
Surviving: Secret Signals +5
Dying: -
Events: Tribal Immunity +10
Total: 34

Erinn
Traits: Hardworking +2, Weak -2, Stupid -2, Unpleasant -2, Sucker -4, Under the Radar +2, Giver +0
Surviving: -
Dying: Paranoid About Accountants -5
Events: Tribal Immunity +10
Total: -1

Joe
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +4, Smart +0, Charming +2, Sucker -2, Target -2, Taker -2
Surviving: -
Dying: -
Events: Tribal Reward +5
Total: 7

JT
Traits: Hardworking +8, Strong +10, Stupid -2, Charming +0, Schemer +4, Under the Radar +5, Giver +0
Surviving: Finish Line +5, Hillbillies don't need no teeth +5, Net Gain +5
Dying: Never Been Loved -5
Events: Tribal Reward +5
Total: 40

Sierra
Traits: Lazy -4, Weak -3, Smart +2, Charming +0, Schemer +4, Target -2, Giver +0
Surviving: Centrifuge +5, Defense! Defense! +5
Dying: -
Events: Tribal Immunity +10
Total: 17

Spencer - Eliminated
Traits: Lazy -2, Weak -4, Smart +3, Charming +2, Sucker -2, Target -7, Giver +0
Surviving: Finish Line +5, Gaydar Jammer +5
Dying: Paranoid About Southerners -5
Events: Tribal Reward +5, Votes -25, The Tribe Has Spoken -25
Total: -50

Stephen
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +4, Smart +4, Charming +4, Schemer +6, Under the Radar +5, Giver +4
Surviving: Cat Scratch Fever +5, Bottomless Pockets +10
Dying: -
Events: Tribal Reward +5, Exile Island -10
Total: 39

Sydney
Traits: Lazy -2, Strong +6, Stupid -2, Charming +2, Sucker -3, Under the Radar +5, Giver +0
Surviving: Finish Line +5
Dying: -
Events: Tribal Reward +5
Total: 19

Taj
Traits: Lazy -4, Weak -4, Smart +2, Unpleasant -6, Schemer +8, Target -5, Taker -5
Surviving: Scratching Post +5
Dying: Really? You're gonna start that shit now?! -5
Events: Hidden Immunity +25, Tribal Reward +5
Total: 16

Tyson
Traits: Hardworking +5, Strong +10, Smart +6, Unpleasant -1, Schemer +4, Under the Radar +7, Giver +1
Surviving: Finish Line +5, Net Gain +5
Dying: -
Events: Tribal Immunity +10
Total: 52

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Amazing Race 14 - Week 4 - It Was Like a Caravan of Idiots

Amanda & Kris (dating) - Eliminated
Traits: Fast +6, Strong +4, Stupid -1, Together +2, Sucker -6, Ugly American -1, Unlucky -6
Leading: One-Man Team of My Dreams -5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Dead Last -50
Events: U-Turned -20, Eliminated
Total: -77

Cara & Jaime (cheerleaders)
Traits: Slow -2, Strong +3, Smart +2, Together +5, Schemer +5, Open-Minded +6, Lucky +5
Leading: Wrong Number +5, Lucky Guess, Uncle Vanya! +5
Trailing: The girls' beavers -5
Ranking: Fifth -10
Events: -
Total: 19

Christie & Jodi (stewardesses)
Traits: Fast +5, Strong +5, Stupid -3, Together +4, Schemer +0, Ugly American -2, Lucky +2
Leading: Loggy Charms +5
Trailing: Lenin's Ghost! -5
Ranking: First +50
Events: -
Total: 61

Lakisha & Jennifer (sisters)
Traits: Fast +6, Strong +6, Stupid -3, Together +7, Schemer +0, Ugly American -2, Lucky +2
Leading: -
Trailing: Back Door -5
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 51

Margie & Luke (mother/son)
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +4, Stupid -4, Together +4, Schemer +6, Ugly American -4, Lucky +4
Leading: Blind U-Turn Helen Keller Bonus +5
Trailing: Why can't it be written in sign language? -5, Annoying play-by-play of frustration -5
Ranking: Fourth +20
Events: U-Turn Used +10
Total: 39

Mark & Mike (stuntmen)
Traits: Fast +2, Weak -2, Stupid -7, Together +2, Sucker -5, Open-Minded +2, Unlucky -5
Leading: Siberia no, Chekhov yes +5
Trailing: Sibria? -5, Aimless -5, Short change the taxi Fake Rolex penalty -5
Ranking: Seventh -30
Events: -
Total: -53

Mel & Mike (older father/son)
Traits: Fast +5, Strong +5, Smart +2, Together +5, Schemer +1, Open-Minded +0, Unlucky -6
Leading: Eye of the Eagle +1
Trailing: -
Ranking: Sixth -20
Events: -
Total: -7

Tammy & Victor (siblings)
Traits: Fast +4, Weak -2, Smart +6, Divided -1, Schemer +2, Open-Minded +6, Lucky +4
Leading: Who doesn't know who Chekhov is? Snob Bonus +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 54

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Hell's Kitchen - Week 5 - Lacey Reborn

Andrea
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -5, Hardworking +2, Smart +3, Unpleasant -4, Weak -4, Schemer +2, Team Player +4
Delicious!: Praying to Kitchen Gods +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Playing Hide the Meat -5
Events: Luxury Winner +5, On the Chopping Block -10
Total: -7

Ben
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -2, Hardworking +2, Smart +0, Unpleasant -4, Strong +0, Schemer +2, Divisive -2
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: My specialty is mush -5
Events: -
Total: -9

Carol
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -2, Hardworking +2, Smart +2, Charming +1, Weak -2, Schemer +0, Team Player +2
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Fruity Fruit -5
Events: Luxury Winner +5
Total: 3

Coi
Traits: Master Chef +0, Hardworking +2, Smart +0, Charming +1, Strong +2, Schemer +0, Team Player +0
Delicious!: The Big One +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Luxury Winner +5
Total: 3

Colleen - Roasted
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -5, Hardworking +2, Stupid -4, Charming +0, Strong +3, Sucker -2, Divisive -2
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Open Door Policy -5, Frozen Dessert -5, Completely Deluded -5
Events: Luxury Winner +5, Roasted -25
Total: -43

Danny
Traits: Master Chef +4, Hardworking +2, Smart +0, Charming +0, Strong +0, Schemer +0, Team Player +0
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: -
Total: 6

Giovanni
Traits: Master Chef +5, Hardworking +3, Stupid -3, Charming +4, Strong +0, Schemer +1, Team Player +6
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Not on the Net -5, Hovering Pan -5
Events: Best of the Worst +5
Total: 11

J
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -6, Hardworking +1, Stupid -5, Charming +2, Weak -6, Sucker -2, Team Player +4
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Blanking -10
Events: On the Chopping Block -10
Total: -32

LA
Traits: Master Chef +5, Hardworking +2, Smart +0, Unpleasant -6, Strong +2, Schemer +2, Team Player +0
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Luxury Winner +5, Best of the Worst +5
Total: 15

Lacey
Traits: Master Chef +2, Hardworking +5, Smart +5, Unpleasant -1, Strong +0, Schemer +0, Team Player +8
Delicious!: Kitchen Cancer Cure +5, "Aye Aye Captain Swabbie" Bonus +5, Origami Queen +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Spare Ikea Part -5
Events: Luxury Winner +5
Total: 29

Paula
Traits: Master Chef +6, Hardworking +2, Stupid -4, Charming +1, Strong +0, Schemer +0, Team Player +2
Delicious!: Looking to hurt Ramsey +5, Best Tuna EVER +10
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Cold Fusion -5
Events: Luxury Winner +5
Total: 22

Robert
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -4, Lazy -4, Stupid -2, Unpleasant -2, Weak -5, Schemer +2, Divisive -2
Delicious!: Full Moon +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Capt'n Crunch Bourgignon -5, Brotherhood of Sisters -5, Cornered -5, Daddy Issues -5
Events: -
Total: -32

Chef Ramsey Bonus
Mood: DISAPPOINTED
Ramsey-meter: Maitre D Asskicking, Sumo-Style +5, Entire Menu +10, Walk-in Talkin' +5, Father Figure +5, Nomination Rejection +5
Total: 30

Survivor Tocantins - Week 4 - The Strongest Man Alive

Brendan
Traits: Hardworking +3, Strong +6, Stupid -5, Charming +6, Schemer +2, Under the Radar +5, Giver +6
Surviving: The Sharpener +5
Dying: Slow Mover -5
Events: Tribal Immunity +10
Total: 33

Coach
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +2, Smart +4, Charming +2, Schemer +4, Target -2, Giver +4
Surviving: Iron Sharpens Iron +5
Dying: -
Events: Tribal Immunity +10
Total: 31

Debbie
Traits: Hardworking +5, Strong +4, Smart +6, Charming +4, Schemer +4, Under the Radar +7, Giver +2
Surviving: Weight Bearer +5, The seed of a switch +5
Dying: -
Events: Tribal Immunity +10
Total: 52

Erinn
Traits: Lazy -2, Strong +0, Smart +2, Unpleasant -4, Schemer +2, Target -4, Giver +0
Surviving: -
Dying: Tribe Cancer -5, Boo hoo -5
Events: Tribal Immunity +10
Total: -6

Joe
Traits: Hardworking +3, Strong +5, Smart +2, Charming +5, Sucker -2, Target -1, Giver +6
Surviving: Fair Raider Bonus +5
Dying: Boy Toy -5
Events: Tribal Reward +5, Votes -5
Total: 18

JT
Traits: Hardworking +3, Strong +8, Smart +2, Charming +4, Sucker -2, Under the Radar +5, Giver +6
Surviving: Fair Raider Bonus +5, Rupert's Record +10
Dying: Boy Toy -5
Events: Tribal Reward +5
Total: 41

Sandy - Eliminated
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +2, Stupid -4, Unpleasant -4, Schemer +3, Target -5, Taker -2
Surviving: -
Dying: No Fair Play -5, Repeating (not just the beans) -5
Events: Tribal Reward +5, Votes -25, The Tribe Has Spoken -25
Total: -63

Sierra
Traits: Hardworking +0, Weak -2, Smart +2, Charming +2, Schemer +2, Under the Radar +2, Giver +0
Surviving: Good Picks +5, Awesome Foursome +4
Dying: -
Events: Exile Island -10, Tribal Immunity +10
Total: 15

Spencer
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +2, Smart +2, Charming +2, Sucker -4, Under the Radar +10, Giver +2
Surviving: -
Dying: -
Events: Tribal Reward +5
Total: 21

Stephen
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +2, Smart +2, Charming +2, Schemer +6, Under the Radar +7, Giver +0
Surviving: Awesome Foursome +4
Dying: In exile from exile -5
Events: Tribal Reward +5
Total: 25

Sydney
Traits: Hardworking +1, Weak -4, Stupid -2, Charming +6, Schemer +4, Target -5, Giver +2
Surviving: Weaponized Massage +5
Dying: Boxer Thief -5
Events: Tribal Reward +5, Votes -5
Total: 2

Taj
Traits: Lazy -4, Strong +5, Smart +5, Charming +7, Schemer +6, Under the Radar +2, Giver +4
Surviving: Weight Bearer +10
Dying: -
Events: Tribal Reward +5, Exile Island -10
Total: 30

Tyson
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +4, Smart +3, Charming +4, Schemer +4, Under the Radar +5, Giver +2
Surviving: Bringing back the loin cloth +5
Dying: -
Events: Tribal Immunity +10
Total: 39