Hell's Kitchen - Week 2 - Ride the Fat Man

Andrea
Traits: Master Chef +6, Hardworking +5, Smart +2, Charming +2, Strong +4, Schemer +2, Team Player +6
Delicious!:
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Sit Out -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 38

Ben
Traits: Master Chef +3, Lazy -1, Stupid -4, Unpleasant -1, Strong +2, Schemer +2, Team Player +5
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: But you're still familiar with the CONCEPT of an island, right? -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10, Luxury Winner +5, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 26

Carol
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -3, Hardworking +4, Stupid -2, Unpleasant -4, Weak -4, Sucker -3, Divisive -3
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: All her fault! -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10
Total: -10

Charlie
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -3, Hardworking +5, Stupid -2, Charming +2, Strong +2, Schemer +0, Team Player +3
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: My First Rizotto -5, Missing Ingredient -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10, Luxury Winner +5, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 22

Coi
Traits: Master Chef +2, Hardworking +5, Smart +0, Unpleasant -2, Strong +2, Schemer +0, Team Player +1
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10
Total: 18

Colleen
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -6, Hardworking +5, Stupid -6, Unpleasant -3, Strong +6, Sucker -2, Divisive -5
Delicious!: Aquagirl +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Taught by Lacey -10, Criminal Charged Impending -5
Events: On the Chopping Block -10
Total: -31

Danny
Traits: Master Chef +8, Hardworking +7, Smart +1, Charming +1, Strong +1, Schemer +0, Team Player +5
Delicious!: Front runner on the men's side +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10, Luxury Winner +5, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 53

Giovanni
Traits: Master Chef +2, Hardworking +2, Stupid -1, Unpleasant -1, Strong +4, Schemer +0, Team Player +4
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Them's fighting words! -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10, Luxury Winner +5, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 30

J
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -5, Hardworking +2, Smart +0, Charming +0, Strong +0, Schemer +0, Team Player +4
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10, Luxury Winner +5, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 26

Ji - Roasted
Traits: Master Chef +5, Hardworking +10, Smart +2, Charming +10, Strong +10, Sucker -2, Team Player +10
Delicious!: Mom Bonus +5, Miracle on Ice +15, Honorable Sacrifice +20, Gets to keep the jacket +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Stupid Injury -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10, Roasted -25
Total: 70

LA
Traits: Master Chef +5, Hardworking +5, Stupid -6, Charming +1, Strong +2, Schemer +1, Team Player +6
Delicious!: Shucks! +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Scallops for Idiots -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10
Total: 24

Lacey
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -5, Lazy -6, Stupid -2, Unpleasant -6, Weak -10, Schemer +3, Divisive -10
Delicious!: Free Lesson +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Big Fat Quitter -5, Hours late -6
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10, On the Chopping Block -10
Total: -42

Paula
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -2, Hardworking +5, Smart +0, Charming +0, Strong +0, Schemer +0, Team Player +0
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Waiter -5, Who?! -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10
Total: 3

Robert
Traits: Master Chef +4, Lazy -4, Smart +0, Charming +2, Strong +2, Sucker -3, Team Player +5
Delicious!: Indiana Jones Crusher +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: I get a lot of crap from physics -5, Round Trip -5, Waiter -5, Salty Sea -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10, Luxury Winner +5, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 16

Seth
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -3, Hardworking +2, Stupid -4, Charming +2, Strong +2, Schemer +3, Team Player +1
Delicious!: Beat the Geeks +10
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Missing Ingredient -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10, Luxury Winner +5, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 33

Chef Ramsey Bonus
Mood: PROUD
Ramsey-meter: Un-shucking-believable +5, Ferry Boat Round Trip +10, Starter Pistol Bonus +5, Keep the Jacket Darling +10
Total: 30

Hell's Kitchen - Week 1 - Lights Out!

Andrea
Traits: Master Chef +6, Hardworking +5, Smart +1, Charming +4, Strong +2, Schemer +0, Divisive -1
Delicious!: Spice Rack +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 32

Ben
Traits: Master Chef +10, Hardworking +6, Smart +2, Unpleasant -1, Strong +4, Schemer +4, Team Player +6
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Blue Balls -5
Events: -
Total: 26

Carol
Traits: Master Chef +10, Hardworking +2, Smart +5, Charming +4, Strong +1, Schemer +5, Team Player +3
Delicious!: Late Bloomer +5, Get Them Drunk for Awsome Above Average Review +10
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Waiter -5
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 50

Charlie
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -6, Hardworking +5, Smart +1, Charming +3, Strong +4, Schemer +1, Team Player +5
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Samsonized -5
Events: -
Total: 8

Coi
Traits: Master Chef +8, Hardworking +4, Smart +0, Unpleasant -3, Weak -2, Sucker -1, Divisive -2
Delicious!: First Death Threat +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 19

Colleen
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -10, Lazy -4, Stupid -6, Unpleasant -3, Strong +6, Schemer +0, Divisive -2
Delicious!: Miss Manners +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Corrine? -5, Those that can't, teach -5, At 300$ a pop -10, Worst Rizotto Ever -5
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: -29

Danny
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -10, Hardworking +0, Smart +0, Unpleasant -4, Strong +5, Schemer +2, Divisive -4
Delicious!: Atlantic City can't wait for your Gator steak +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: The hat -5
Events: -
Total: -11

Giovanni
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -4, Hardworking +1, Stupid -7, Unpleasant -4, Strong +4, Schemer +2, Divisive -2
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Waiter -5, It's all your fault -20
Events: -
Total: -35

J
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -10, Hardworking +2, Smart +2, Charming +0, Strong +0, Schemer +6, Team Player +1
Delicious!: Setting the record straight +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Alphabet Soup -5
Events: -
Total: 1

Ji
Traits: Master Chef +10, Hardworking +5, Smart +0, Charming +2, Strong +0, Schemer +0, Divisive -1
Delicious!: Alphabet Soup (actually her real name) +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Daddy issues -5
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 26

LA
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -6, Hardworking +5, Smart +1, Charming +2, Strong +2, Schemer +2, Divisive -1
Delicious!: I'm out, baby! +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Alphabet Soup -5
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 15

Lacey
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -10, Lazy -5, Stupid -5, Unpleasant -6, Weak -6, Schemer +4, Divisive -6
Delicious!: Made Ramsey blush +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Not as pretty as she thinks -5, Corporate sellout -5, Dorms? COOOOL! -5, First to quit -10, Blame the oven -5
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: -49

Paula
Traits: Master Chef +4, Hardworking +5, Smart +0, Charming +0, Strong +0, Schemer +0, Divisive -1
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Who? -5
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 13

Robert
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -6, Hardworking +6, Smart +0, Charming +3, Strong +6, Schemer +2, Team Player +6
Delicious!: Silver linings +5, Dodged the bullet +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Hot bottom -5, Enough with the pop culture slang -1
Events: -
Total: 21

Seth
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -10, Lazy -4, Stupid -8, Charming +2, Strong +7, Sucker -5, Divisive -4
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Groupie -5, Same style as Ramsey... in Bizarro World! -5, Forrest Gump was retarded, dude -5
Events: On the Chopping Block -10
Total: -47

Wil - Roasted
Traits: Master Chef +3, Hardworking +2, Stupid -5, Charming +1, Strong +5, Sucker -10, Team Player +5
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Alphabet Soup (missing letter) -5, I'm out, baby! And I have a pride pin to prove it -5, Auto-destruct -5
Events: On the Chopping Block -10, Roasted -25
Total: -49

Chef Ramsey Bonus
Mood: DISAPPOINTED
Ramsey-meter: Forcible shave +5, Open before war breaks out +5, Power outage ploy (you don't think that was real, do you? Not unless the cameras and sound didn't need juice) +15
Total: 25

Rules: Hell's Kitchen

(It's been a while, so if you're wondering how to play in these pools, check out the Rules of the Games.)
Choose 4 chefs. These will be your weekly point-earners (though they may also cost you points). Each week, they will be scored (-10 to 10) on seven basic traits: Master Chef/Cafeteria Lady, Hardworking/Lazy, Smart/Stupid, Charming/Unpleasant, Strong/Weak (of character), Schemer/Sucker, Team Player/Divisive. Each will also get bonus points (Delicious!) and penalty points (You Could've Killed Someone!!!) based on whatever happens that week.

In-game events also represent points:
Luxury Winner (team): +5
Luxury Winner (individual): +15
Kitchen Immunity: +10
Individual Immunity: +25
Complete Dinner Service: +10
Best of the Worst: +5
On the Chopping Block: -10
Roasted: -25
When you lose a chef, pick a new one.

Chef Ramsey Bonus
Face it, you're not watching Hell's Kitchen for these idiots. You're watching it for Ramsey. Every week, you are called upon to choose Ramsey's MOOD (well, his principal mood at any rate). If you chose correctly, you score all of Ramsey's points for that week. His points will of course be based on whatever badass stuff he says and does to the chefs of Hell's Kitchen. The moods you may choose from are:
ANGRY
DISAPPOINTED
PATIENT
AMUSED
PROUD

Roast Bonus
Each week, you may also score 25 points if you correctly guess who the roasted chef will be.

The pool will be updated after every episode. There will also be an example made after the first.

Survivor Gabon - Week 12 - Say Goodbye to Gabon

Finale!

Bob
Traits: Hardworking +4, Strong +4, Smart +8, Charming +8, Sucker -5, Target -2, Giver +2
Surviving: Hat Trick +5, Fire Practice +5, Firestarter +5
Dying: Village People -5
Events: Individual Immunity +25, Votes -10, Final Votes +40, Sole Survivor +25, Sprint Winner +15
Total: 124

Ken - Eliminated
Traits: Lazy -4, Strong +0, Stupid -6, Unpleasant -3, Sucker -4, Target -5, Taker -2
Surviving: Weird Chick Magnet +5
Dying: Drama Queen -10
Events: Votes -20, The Tribe Has Spoken -25
Total: -74

Mattie - Eliminated
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +2, Stupid -4, Charming +4, Sucker -2, Target -2, Giver +0
Surviving: -
Dying: Susie, dude? SUSIE?!? -10, No Homework -5, Always a Bridesmaid -5
Events: Votes -10, The Tribe Has Spoken -25
Total: -57

Sugar
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +2, Smart +3, Charming +6, Schemer +6, Under the Radar +10, Giver +5
Surviving: Fuck You Corinne +5, Paparazzi Bonus +5, Crowd Eating Out of Her Hand +5
Dying: Wrong Lipstick Choice -5, Elektra Complex -5, Suicidal Final Tribal -10
Events: Final Votes +0, Third Place +10
Total: 37

Susie
Traits: Hardworking +1, Strong +4, Smart +5, Unpleasant -5, Sucker -5, Target -4, Taker -4
Surviving: Underestimated +10, It's Enough That We Try +5
Dying: Shut the Fuck Up! -5, Laughable Opening Speech -5, One Million Dollar Cookie -5
Events: Individual Immunity +25, Votes -5, Final Votes +30, Second Place +15
Total: 57

Survivor Gabon - Week 11 - Who's the Mastermind?

Your pool must drop to 2 Survivors this week.

Bob
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +6, Smart +8, Charming +8, Sucker -5, Target -4, Giver +6
Surviving: Promises Promises +5, Gorillas in the Mist +5
Dying: -
Events: Individual Luxury +15, Individual Immunity +25
Total: 69

Crystal - Eliminated
Traits: Lazy -2, Weak -4, Stupid -4, Unpleasant -4, Schemer +2, Target -6, Taker -4
Surviving: Tag Along +5
Dying: No Slam Dunk -5, Bully -5
Events: Votes -20, The Tribe Has Spoken -25
Total: -82

Ken
Traits: Lazy -4, Strong +6, Stupid -2, Unpleasant -3, Schemer +6, Target -4, Taker -6
Surviving: Tag Along +5
Dying: Mastermind -10
Events: -
Total: -12

Mattie
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +6, Smart +1, Charming +2, Schemer +2, Target -8, Giver +0
Surviving: Hidden Immunity +10
Dying: Don't Think Too Hard Dear -5
Events: Votes -10
Total: 0

Sugar
Traits: Hardworking +4, Weak -4, Smart +5, Charming +6, Schemer +6, Under the Radar +10, Giver +8
Surviving: The Actual Mastermind +25
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 60

Susie
Traits: Hardworking +2, Weak -4, Stupid -4, Unpleasant -1, Sucker -6, Under the Radar +8, Taker -2
Surviving: -
Dying: Susie Shack... No Ring to It, Sorry -5, Most Boring Survivor EVER -10
Events: Exile Island -10
Total: -32

Amazing Race 13 - Week 11 - You Look Like Peter Pan

Wow. I guess Toni & Dallas are stuck in Russia for a week until their new passports clear at the embassy. Bummer.

Andrew & Dan (frat boys)
Traits: Slow -8, Strong +2, Stupid -4, Together +2, Schemer +0, Ugly American -1, Unlucky -6
Leading: Gracious Losers +10
Trailing: Chicken Feed -5
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 20

Ken & Tina (separated)
Traits: Fast +5, Weak -2, Stupid -4, Divided -3, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +1, Lucky +6
Leading: Upside Down Zip +5, Re-Marriage Proposal +5
Trailing: Safety First -5
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 48

Nick & Starr (siblings)
Traits: Fast +10, Strong +6, Smart +6, Together +8, Schemer +2, Ugly American -2, Lucky +7
Leading: Horseshoe Up the Wazoo +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: First +50
Events: One. Million. Dollars! +25
Total: 117

Survivor Gabon - Week 10 - False Idol Part II

Bob
Traits: Hardworking +6, Strong +8, Smart +10, Charming +6, Schemer +8, Target -8, Giver +6
Surviving: MacGyver +10, Sylar Bonus +5, Campfire Cologne +5, Fake Idol II +5
Dying: -
Events: Individual Luxury +15, Individual Immunity +25
Total: 101

Corinne - Eliminated
Traits: Hardworking +0, Weak -2, Stupid -1, Unpleasant -8, Sucker -2, Target -8, Taker -3
Surviving: -
Dying: No Love for You! -5, Waste of a Good Fake Idole -5, Catty to the End -5
Events: Votes -20, The Tribe Has Spoken -25
Total: -84

Crystal
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +7, Smart +4, Charming +2, Schemer +8, Under the Radar +6, Taker -2
Surviving: Fooled Me Once... +15
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 42

Ken
Traits: Hardworking +6, Weak -2, Smart +5, Unpleasant -2, Schemer +8, Under the Radar +6, Giver +4
Surviving: Fooled Me Once... +15
Dying: Not Enough Myst -5
Events: -
Total: 35

Mattie
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +6, Smart +0, Charming +6, Sucker -3, Target -5, Giver +2
Surviving: Marriage Proposal +10, Spellcheck +5
Dying: -
Events: Votes -15
Total: 8

Sugar
Traits: Hardworking +2, Weak -4, Smart +6, Charming +2, Schemer +2, Under the Radar +6, Giver +0
Surviving: Dad's Last Safari +10, The Most Balls +5
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 29

Susie
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +2, Smart +2, Unpleasant -1, Schemer +0, Under the Radar +10, Giver +0
Surviving: Scissors Cut Paper +5
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 20