Thursday, January 29, 2009

Hell's Kitchen - Week 1 - Lights Out!

Andrea
Traits: Master Chef +6, Hardworking +5, Smart +1, Charming +4, Strong +2, Schemer +0, Divisive -1
Delicious!: Spice Rack +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 32

Ben
Traits: Master Chef +10, Hardworking +6, Smart +2, Unpleasant -1, Strong +4, Schemer +4, Team Player +6
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Blue Balls -5
Events: -
Total: 26

Carol
Traits: Master Chef +10, Hardworking +2, Smart +5, Charming +4, Strong +1, Schemer +5, Team Player +3
Delicious!: Late Bloomer +5, Get Them Drunk for Awsome Above Average Review +10
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Waiter -5
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 50

Charlie
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -6, Hardworking +5, Smart +1, Charming +3, Strong +4, Schemer +1, Team Player +5
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Samsonized -5
Events: -
Total: 8

Coi
Traits: Master Chef +8, Hardworking +4, Smart +0, Unpleasant -3, Weak -2, Sucker -1, Divisive -2
Delicious!: First Death Threat +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 19

Colleen
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -10, Lazy -4, Stupid -6, Unpleasant -3, Strong +6, Schemer +0, Divisive -2
Delicious!: Miss Manners +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Corrine? -5, Those that can't, teach -5, At 300$ a pop -10, Worst Rizotto Ever -5
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: -29

Danny
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -10, Hardworking +0, Smart +0, Unpleasant -4, Strong +5, Schemer +2, Divisive -4
Delicious!: Atlantic City can't wait for your Gator steak +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: The hat -5
Events: -
Total: -11

Giovanni
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -4, Hardworking +1, Stupid -7, Unpleasant -4, Strong +4, Schemer +2, Divisive -2
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Waiter -5, It's all your fault -20
Events: -
Total: -35

J
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -10, Hardworking +2, Smart +2, Charming +0, Strong +0, Schemer +6, Team Player +1
Delicious!: Setting the record straight +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Alphabet Soup -5
Events: -
Total: 1

Ji
Traits: Master Chef +10, Hardworking +5, Smart +0, Charming +2, Strong +0, Schemer +0, Divisive -1
Delicious!: Alphabet Soup (actually her real name) +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Daddy issues -5
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 26

LA
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -6, Hardworking +5, Smart +1, Charming +2, Strong +2, Schemer +2, Divisive -1
Delicious!: I'm out, baby! +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Alphabet Soup -5
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 15

Lacey
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -10, Lazy -5, Stupid -5, Unpleasant -6, Weak -6, Schemer +4, Divisive -6
Delicious!: Made Ramsey blush +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Not as pretty as she thinks -5, Corporate sellout -5, Dorms? COOOOL! -5, First to quit -10, Blame the oven -5
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: -49

Paula
Traits: Master Chef +4, Hardworking +5, Smart +0, Charming +0, Strong +0, Schemer +0, Divisive -1
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Who? -5
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 13

Robert
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -6, Hardworking +6, Smart +0, Charming +3, Strong +6, Schemer +2, Team Player +6
Delicious!: Silver linings +5, Dodged the bullet +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Hot bottom -5, Enough with the pop culture slang -1
Events: -
Total: 21

Seth
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -10, Lazy -4, Stupid -8, Charming +2, Strong +7, Sucker -5, Divisive -4
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Groupie -5, Same style as Ramsey... in Bizarro World! -5, Forrest Gump was retarded, dude -5
Events: On the Chopping Block -10
Total: -47

Wil - Roasted
Traits: Master Chef +3, Hardworking +2, Stupid -5, Charming +1, Strong +5, Sucker -10, Team Player +5
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Alphabet Soup (missing letter) -5, I'm out, baby! And I have a pride pin to prove it -5, Auto-destruct -5
Events: On the Chopping Block -10, Roasted -25
Total: -49

Chef Ramsey Bonus
Mood: DISAPPOINTED
Ramsey-meter: Forcible shave +5, Open before war breaks out +5, Power outage ploy (you don't think that was real, do you? Not unless the cameras and sound didn't need juice) +15
Total: 25

Rules: Hell's Kitchen

(It's been a while, so if you're wondering how to play in these pools, check out the Rules of the Games.)
Choose 4 chefs. These will be your weekly point-earners (though they may also cost you points). Each week, they will be scored (-10 to 10) on seven basic traits: Master Chef/Cafeteria Lady, Hardworking/Lazy, Smart/Stupid, Charming/Unpleasant, Strong/Weak (of character), Schemer/Sucker, Team Player/Divisive. Each will also get bonus points (Delicious!) and penalty points (You Could've Killed Someone!!!) based on whatever happens that week.

In-game events also represent points:
Luxury Winner (team): +5
Luxury Winner (individual): +15
Kitchen Immunity: +10
Individual Immunity: +25
Complete Dinner Service: +10
Best of the Worst: +5
On the Chopping Block: -10
Roasted: -25
When you lose a chef, pick a new one.

Chef Ramsey Bonus
Face it, you're not watching Hell's Kitchen for these idiots. You're watching it for Ramsey. Every week, you are called upon to choose Ramsey's MOOD (well, his principal mood at any rate). If you chose correctly, you score all of Ramsey's points for that week. His points will of course be based on whatever badass stuff he says and does to the chefs of Hell's Kitchen. The moods you may choose from are:
ANGRY
DISAPPOINTED
PATIENT
AMUSED
PROUD

Roast Bonus
Each week, you may also score 25 points if you correctly guess who the roasted chef will be.

The pool will be updated after every episode. There will also be an example made after the first.