Amazing Race 14 - Week 7 - Gorilla? Gorilla? Gorilla?

This week, you must cut your teams to 2.

Cara & Jaime (cheerleaders)
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +2, Stupid -4, Together +2, Schemer +0, Ugly American -10, Unlucky -6
Leading: -
Trailing: Tower of Babel -5, That's not what the hat is for -5
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 18

Lakisha & Jennifer (sisters)
Traits: Slow -2, Strong +4, Stupid -4, Divided -2, Schemer +2, Open-Minded +6, Unlucky -3
Leading: Dry Pants +5
Trailing: Swarmed -5
Ranking: Fifth -30
Events: -
Total: -29

Margie & Luke (mother/son)
Traits: Fast +2, Weak -3, Stupid -4, Divided -1, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +0, Lucky +6
Leading: -
Trailing: My arms are tired from talking -5, Swoon -5
Ranking: Fourth +20
Events: -
Total: 10

Mark & Mike (stuntmen)
Traits: Fast +6, Strong +2, Stupid -6, Together +8, Schemer +6, Ugly American -3, Lucky +8
Leading: -
Trailing: Tweedledumb -5, Ching Chong -5, Cheater Cheater Pants on Fire -10
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 31

Mel & Mike (older father/son) - Eliminated
Traits: Slow -4, Strong +4, Stupid -6, Together +1, Sucker -2, Open-Minded +5, Unlucky -2
Leading: -
Trailing: Mai Thai -5, No trust in the natives -5
Ranking: Dead Last -50
Events: Eliminated
Total: -64

Tammy & Victor (siblings)
Traits: Fast +6, Strong +4, Stupid -2, Together +7, Sucker -1, Open-Minded +4, Lucky +2
Leading: Latchkey Kid +5, Riding with the Bandit +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: First +50
Events: -
Total: 80

Hell's Kitchen - Week 8 - Cook With Me If You Want to Live

Andrea
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -4, Hardworking +2, Stupid -6, Charming +4, Strong +1, Schemer +3, Divisive -1
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Still Carol's Bitch -5
Events: Luxury Winner +5, On the Chopping Block -10
Total: -10

Ben
Traits: Master Chef +4, Hardworking +10, Stupid -4, Unpleasant -1, Weak -5, Sucker -2, Team Player +10
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Struck by Lightning -5, Burned by Lacey -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 22

Carol
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -7, Lazy -2, Stupid -8, Unpleasant -6, Weak -6, Schemer +4, Divisive -7
Delicious!: Hooker Bonus +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Hairdresser Penalty -5
Events: Luxury Winner +5, On the Chopping Block -10
Total: -37

Danny
Traits: Master Chef +6, Hardworking +10, Stupid -2, Charming +2, Strong +2, Schemer +2, Team Player +10
Delicious!: Everyone's a VIP +10
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 60

Giovanni
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -2, Hardworking +2, Stupid -3, Charming +5, Strong +0, Schemer +4, Team Player +6
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Luxury Winner +5
Total: 17

LA - Roasted
Traits: Master Chef +2, Lazy -4, Smart +0, Unpleasant -2, Weak -2, Sucker -3, Team Player +0
Delicious!: Doesn't want a piece of Lacey's ass +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Smoker Sit-Out -5
Events: Luxury Winner +5, On the Chopping Block -10, Roasted -25
Total: -39

Lacey - Roasted
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -10, Lazy -6, Stupid -9, Unpleasant -6, Weak -9, Sucker -5, Divisive -5
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Thrown Out! -5, Twice!! -5, Shoulda Listened to Mom -5
Events: Roasted -25
Total: -90

Paula
Traits: Master Chef +2, Hardworking +2, Smart +2, Charming +2, Strong +2, Schemer +5, Team Player +2
Delicious!: Snooty Bitch +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Luxury Winner +5
Total: 27

Robert
Traits: Master Chef +3, Hardworking +10, Stupid -7, Unpleasant -2, Strong +0, Sucker -2, Team Player +9
Delicious!: Not Helen Keller +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Supersize Penalty -5, By the seat of his pants -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 26

Chef Ramsey Bonus
Mood: DISAPPOINTED
Ramsey-meter: The only one who matters +5, Tartar Switcheroo +5, Pea Tendrils?!? +5, Last Supper +5, Not waiting for the nomination ceremony +5, Double Whammy +10
Total: 35

Survivor Tocantins - Week 6 - Clip Show

Brendan
Traits: Hardworking +4, Strong +2, Smart +0, Charming +2, Schemer +3, Under the Radar +0, Giver +6
Surviving: Frog on Frog +5
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 22

Coach
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +0, Smart +4, Charming +4, Schemer +8, Target -6, Taker -5
Surviving: Steven Segal +10, Realize your potential, puppets, realize your potential! +5, Swinger Winner +5, Make your dream a reality +5
Dying: Bromance -5, The Sound of Music -5
Events: -
Total: 22

Debbie
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +2, Smart +4, Charming +2, Schemer +2, Under the Radar +5, Taker -2
Surviving: Munchies +5, Pop Out +5
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 25

Erinn
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +0, Smart +0, Unpleasant -2, Schemer +2, Target -4, Giver +0
Surviving: -
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: -4

Joe
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +2, Smart +2, Charming +2, Schemer +2, Under the Radar +7, Giver +0
Surviving: -
Dying: Working at being boring -5
Events: -
Total: 10

JT
Traits: Hardworking +8, Strong +6, Smart +2, Charming +6, Schemer +4, Under the Radar +2, Giver +4
Surviving: Rising from the ashes +5, Home Run +5, F.O.F. +5
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 47

Sierra
Traits: Lazy -3, Weak -2, Smart +0, Charming +0, Sucker -2, Target -2, Giver +0
Surviving: -
Dying: Sowing Circle -5
Events: -
Total: -14

Stephen
Traits: Hardworking +4, Weak -2, Stupid -2, Charming +8, Schemer +4, Under the Radar +4, Giver +6
Surviving: F.O.F. +5, Frog on Frog +5, Pretty in snake skin +5
Dying: The Great Douser -5
Events: -
Total: 32

Sydney
Traits: Hardworking +4, Strong +0, Smart +4, Charming +4, Schemer +2, Target -2, Giver +6
Surviving: Woodland Goddess +10
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 28

Taj
Traits: Lazy -4, Strong +6, Smart +0, Charming +2, Schemer +2, Under the Radar +2, Giver +0
Surviving: Fat Suit +5
Dying: Leper -5
Events: -
Total: 8

Tyson
Traits: Hardworking +2, Weak -2, Smart +2, Charming +6, Schemer +10, Under the Radar +5, Giver +4
Surviving: God's Candy +5, Garden of Eden +5, Less mormonny than most +5
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 42

Amazing Race 14 - Week 6 - Starting in Kakaa

Cara & Jaime (cheerleaders)
Traits: Fast +2, Strong +2, Stupid -4, Together +4, Sucker -1, Ugly American -1, Unlucky -6
Leading: Empathy Bonus +5, Feed Stuffed Bra +5
Trailing: Aggressivity -1, Accusations Fly -5
Ranking: Fifth -20
Events: -
Total: 12

Christie & Jodi (stewardesses) - Eliminated
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +7, Smart +1, Together +7, Sucker -2, Open-Minded +4, Unlucky -4
Leading: Lucky Bracelet +0, Speedbump Completion Bonus +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Dead Last -50
Events: -
Total: -28

Lakisha & Jennifer (sisters)
Traits: Fast +2, Strong +2, Stupid -4, Divided -2, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +3, Lucky +0
Leading: Feed Stuffed Bra +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 36

Margie & Luke (mother/son)
Traits: Fast +2, Strong +2, Stupid -3, Together +4, Schemer +2, Open-Minded -4, Lucky +0
Leading: Empathy Bonus +5, Bionic Woman +5
Trailing: Lipsticky -5
Ranking: Fourth +20
Events: -
Total: 28

Mark & Mike (stuntmen)
Traits: Slow -4, Strong +5, Stupid -1, Together +4, Schemer +2, Open-Minded +2, Lucky +5
Leading: Better Than Girls +5, ...and proving it +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Sixth -30
Events: -
Total: -7

Mel & Mike (older father/son)
Traits: Fast +6, Strong +2, Smart +0, Together +6, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +8, Lucky +1
Leading: Dehumanizer +5
Trailing: Taxi Trap -5, Double Hats -5
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 58

Tammy & Victor (siblings)
Traits: Fast +8, Strong +0, Smart +3, Together +5, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +8, Lucky +2
Leading: Camel Master +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: First +50
Events: -
Total: 81

Hell's Kitchen - Week 7 - J Isn't Needed in the Alphabet

Andrea
Traits: Master Chef +4, Hardworking +0, Smart +2, Unpleasant -2, Weak -2, Schemer +3, Team Player +3
Delicious!: The bigger woman +5, Jockeying for position +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10, Luxury Winner +5, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 43

Ben
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -5, Hardworking +7, Smart +0, Charming +2, Strong +2, Schemer +3, Team Player +4
Delicious!: Throw her out of the nest +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Ramsey badly wants his jacket -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10, On the Chopping Block -10
Total: 13

Carol
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -4, Hardworking +0, Stupid -2, Unpleasant -4, Strong +2, Sucker -2, Divisive -5
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Soya Blind -5, Verbal diarrhea -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10, Luxury Winner +5, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 0

Danny
Traits: Master Chef +4, Hardworking +4, Smart +2, Charming +2, Strong +5, Schemer +4, Team Player +4
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10
Total: 35

Giovanni
Traits: Master Chef +7, Hardworking +6, Smart +5, Charming +7, Strong +7, Schemer +2, Team Player +10
Delicious!: Red Switch +10, Italian Indian Chief +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10, Luxury Winner +5, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 84

J - Roasted
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -10, Hardworking +6, Stupid -4, Charming +4, Strong +5, Schemer +2, Team Player +3
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Bored by your phallus -5, Rizotto Shut Down -10, The walk-in then the walk out -10
Events: Roasted -25
Total: -44

LA
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -6, Lazy -2, Stupid -4, Unpleasant -4, Strong +2, Schemer +2, Divisive -4
Delicious!: Ovaries to the wall +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: First Time Cow -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10, Luxury Winner +5, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 9

Lacey
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -6, Lazy -8, Stupid -4, Unpleasant -6, Weak -6, Schemer +4, Divisive -4
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Suspension Leak -5, Ass Scratcher -5, Once a Quitter -10
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10, On the Chopping Block -10
Total: -50

Paula
Traits: Master Chef +6, Hardworking +2, Smart +2, Charming +2, Strong +1, Schemer +0, Team Player +3
Delicious!: Best Wellington EVER +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10, Luxury Winner +5, Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 46

Robert
Traits: Master Chef +4, Hardworking +4, Smart +2, Unpleasant -2, Strong +5, Schemer +4, Team Player +4
Delicious!: Jedi Mind Trick +5, Crack Whore +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Supersized Tappa -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service +10
Total: 36

Chef Ramsey Bonus
Mood: ANGRY (FURIOUS, actually)
Ramsey-meter: Eat shit +5, Compliments that sound like insults +5, Not waiting for the nomination ceremony +10, I badly want your jacket +5
Total: 25

Amazing Race 14 - Week 5 - She's a Little Scared of Stick

Cara & Jaime (cheerleaders)
Traits: Slow -2, Weak -2, Stupid -5, Divided -2, Sucker -4, Ugly American -2, Unlucky -2
Leading: -
Trailing: Stop stop stop stop -5, No cat calls or whistles -5
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 1

Christie & Jodi (stewardesses)
Traits: Slow -4, Strong +2, Stupid -6, Together +7, Schemer +0, Ugly American -2, Unlucky -5
Leading: Frozen Consonants +5, Blurring Her Ass Off +5
Trailing: Sexual Harassment -5, Always Bridesmaids -5
Ranking: Last -40
Events: -
Total: -48

Lakisha & Jennifer (sisters)
Traits: Slow -2, Strong +4, Stupid -4, Divided -2, Schemer +0, Ugly American -3, Unlucky -5
Leading: Underwear is my natural state of being +5
Trailing: Lone Wolf Pack -5
Ranking: Sixth -30
Events: -
Total: -42

Margie & Luke (mother/son)
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +4, Stupid -4, Together +0, Schemer +2, Sucker -1, Lucky +2
Leading: Sinister Dead Genre +5
Trailing: Shameful Package -5
Ranking: First +50
Events: -
Total: 57

Mark & Mike (stuntmen)
Traits: Fast +8, Strong +5, Stupid -2, Together +4, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +4, Lucky +4
Leading: Car made to order +5, Cossack +5
Trailing: Couldn't see you there -5, Waved In -5
Ranking: Fifth -20
Events: -
Total: 3

Mel & Mike (older father/son)
Traits: Slow -3, Strong +1, Smart +3, Together +6, Schemer +2, Open-Minded +4, Lucky +0
Leading: -
Trailing: Bible Studies -5
Ranking: Fourth +20
Events: -
Total: 28

Tammy & Victor (siblings)
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +4, Stupid -1, Together +5, Schemer +4, Open-Minded +6, Lucky +2
Leading: A Lada Fun +5, G-String +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 74