Sunday, November 30, 2008

Amazing Race 13 - Week 10 - You're Gonna Get Me Killed

Please cut your pool to a single team this week! Have a guess at each of the three final positions for extra points!

Andrew & Dan (frat boys)
Traits: Fast +6, Weak -4, Stupid -6, Divided -2, Schemer +3, Ugly American -4, Lucky +9
Leading: -
Trailing: Wrong Park -5, Splashed -5, Jews Can't Dance -5
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 27

Ken & Tina (separated)
Traits: Fast +0, Weak -2, Stupid -6, Divided -4, Sucker -4, Ugly American -1, Unlucky -2
Leading: -
Trailing: Skip to the Mat -5
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 6

Nick & Starr (siblings)
Traits: Fast +7, Strong +0, Smart +4, Together +7, Schemer +4, Ugly American -2, Lucky +1
Leading: Frogger +5, Cab Theft +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: First +50
Events: -
Total: 81

Toni & Dallas (mom and son) - Eliminated
Traits: Fast +2, Strong +0, Stupid -6, Together +10, Sucker -2, Open-Minded +7, Unlucky -10
Leading: Pictionary +5, Master Beggars +5
Trailing: Illegal Aliens -5, Cut Short -5
Ranking: Dead Last -50
Events: Eliminated
Total: -49

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Amazing Race 13 - Week 9 - That Is Studly

Andrew & Dan (frat boys)
Traits: Fast +3, Strong +4, Stupid -6, Divided -2, Sucker -3, Open-Minded +2, Lucky +1
Leading: Caveman Task +5
Trailing: Hotel Slippers -5, Boots No Good Either -5, Compilation Video of Stupidest Moves -5, Sports ON tv based -5, Stiffed the only good taxi driver -5
Ranking: Last -40
Events: -
Total: -61

Ken & Tina (separated)
Traits: Fast +2, Strong +7, Stupid -2, Together +1, Sucker -4, Open-Minded +1, Unlucky -4
Leading: Smoocher +5
Trailing: Fleeced -5
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 41

Nick & Starr (siblings)
Traits: Slow -6, Strong +5, Stupid -3, Divided -2, Schemer +0, Ugly American -8, Unucky -10
Leading: Birthday Boy +5
Trailing: Taxi Hell -10
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 1

Toni & Dallas (mom and son)
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +8, Smart +4, Together +7, Schemer +4, Open-Minded +4, Lucky +2
Leading: Finally First +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: First +50
Events: -
Total: 85

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Survivor Gabon - Week 9 - Nothing Tastes Better Than 500$

This week, your teams need to be cut to 3 Survivors.

Bob
Traits: Hardworking +6, Strong +2, Smart +5, Charming +6, Schemer +6, Target -4, Giver +3
Surviving: Safari Bonus +10, Fake Idol +10
Dying: -
Events: Exile Island: -10
Total: 34

Corinne
Traits: Lazy -2, Strong +2, Smart +1, Unpleasant -4, Schemer +6, Target -2, Taker -2
Surviving: Sitting Out... Legally! +5
Dying: -
Events: Auction/challenge advantage +7
Total: 11

Crystal
Traits: Hardworking +0, Weak -4, Stupid -2, Unpleasant -1, Schemer +2, Under the Radar +3, Taker -1
Surviving: Loud and Clear +30
Dying: Auction Loser -5
Events: -
Total: 22

Ken
Traits: Hardworking +1, Strong +6, Stupid -3, Charming +1, Schemer +4, Under the Radar +10, Taker -4
Surviving: -
Dying: Cheapskate -5
Events: Auction/exiler +5, Individual Immunity +25
Total: 40

Mattie
Traits: Hardworking +1, Strong +4, Smart +2, Charming +1, Schemer +4, Under the Radar +10, Taker -2
Surviving: -
Dying: -
Events: Auction/burger +4
Total: 24

Randy - Eliminated
Traits: Hardworking +0, Weak -2, Stupid -4, Unpleasant -10, Schemer +4, Target -7, Taker -1
Surviving: Bather +5
Dying: Tantrum -5, False Idol -5
Events: Auction/beer +3, Auction/spaghetti +6, Auction/team cookies -1, Votes -25, The Tribe Has Spoken... Loudly! -25
Total: -67

Sugar
Traits: Hardworking +0, Weak -6, Smart +4, Charming +8, Schemer +8, Under the Radar +5, Giver +6
Surviving: Up the Ante +5, Peanut Buttercup +5, Pass it to Mattie +5, Hidden Immunity Queen +10
Dying: -
Events: Auction/Reese's +2
Total: 52

Susie
Traits: Hardworking +6, Weak -4, Stupid -2, Unpleasant -3, Schemer +2, Target -4, Taker -1
Surviving: -
Dying: Before the Bubbles Run Out -5, New Change of Clothes as Drab as the Old Ones -5
Events: Auction/bath +1, Votes -15
Total: -30

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Amazing Race 13 - Week 8 - I'm Like an Angry Cow

Andrew & Dan (frat boys)
Traits: Slow -6, Weak -2, Stupid -10, Divided -6, Schemer +0, Ugly American -1, Unlucky -6
Leading: -
Trailing: Chicken -5, Lost Shoes -5, Taxi Penalty -5, Fucking Idiot Penalty -10
Ranking: Fifth -30
Events: -
Total: -36

Ken & Tina (separated)
Traits: Fast +2, Weak -2, Stupid -6, Together +3, Schemer +2, Open-Minded +2, Unlucky -4
Leading: -
Trailing: Broke Bag Mountain -5, Worst Cow Ever -5
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 17

Nick & Starr (siblings)
Traits: Fast +5, Strong +6, Smart +2, Together +8, Schemer +4, Open-Minded +2, Lucky +1
Leading: What You Don't Know Can't Hurt You +5
Trailing: Grabby -5
Ranking: First +50
Events: Fast Forward +25
Total: 103

Terence & Sarah (newly dating) - Eliminated
Traits: Slow -2, Weak -7, Stupid -4, Together +5, Schemer +2, Ugly American -2, Unlucky -2
Leading: -
Trailing: Vegetarian -5, Rewind -10
Ranking: Dead Last -50
Events: Eliminated
Total: -75

Toni & Dallas (mom and son)
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +2, Smart +0, Together +6, Schemer +2, Open-Minded +5, Lucky +4
Leading: Date Money +5, MOOO! +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 73

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Survivor Gabon - Week 8 - The Brains Behind Everything... NOT!!!

Kota in Yellow - Fang in Red

Bob
Traits: Hardworking +6, Strong +4, Smart +7, Charming +2, Schemer +6, Target -4, Giver +0
Surviving: Idol Forgery (Not a Stick) +15, McGyver Bonus +5
Dying: -
Events: Exile Island: -10
Total: 31

Charlie - Eliminated
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +1, Stupid -4, Charming +4, Sucker -4, Target -6, Giver +0
Surviving: -
Dying: Marcus' #1 Fan -3, Happy Together at Jury House -2
Events: Tribal Luxury: +5, Votes -25, The Tribe Has Spoken -25
Total: -59

Corinne
Traits: Lazy -6, Weak -1, Stupid -4, Unpleasant -2, Schemer +2, Target -2, Taker -1
Surviving: -
Dying: Sitting Out AGAIN -5
Events: Tribal Luxury: +5
Total: -14

Crystal
Traits: Lazy -4, Weak -1, Stupid -2, Unpleasant -4, Schemer +2, Target -5, Taker -2
Surviving: Sasquatch Lives!!! +5
Dying: -
Events: Votes -20
Total: -29

Ken
Traits: Hardworking +4, Weak -2, Stupid -3, Charming +3, Schemer +7, Target -2, Giver +3
Surviving: -
Dying: Going Round in Circles -5, Good Strategy, Stupid Reasons -5
Events: -
Total: 0

Mattie
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +6, Smart +3, Unpleasant -1, Schemer +1, Target -1, Giver +2
Surviving: Shush, Randy +10
Dying: -
Events: Tribal Luxury: +5
Total: 27

Randy
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +1, Stupid -4, Unpleasant -10, Schemer +4, Target -4, Taker -2
Surviving: Native Showmance +5
Dying: Nah, Deluded -5
Events: Tribal Luxury: +10
Total: -5

Sugar
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +0, Smart +4, Charming +7, Schemer +2, Under the Radar +7, Giver +1
Surviving: Firestarter +10, Swing Vote +10
Dying: -
Events: Tribal Luxury: +5
Total: 46

Susie
Traits: Lazy -4, Strong +0, Smart +4, Charming +6, Schemer +2, Under the Radar +6, Taker -2
Surviving: Firestarter +10
Dying: -
Events: Individual Immunity +25
Total: 47

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Amazing Race 13 - Week 7 - My Nose Is on Fire

Andrew & Dan (frat boys)
Traits: Fast +2, Strong +2, Stupid -6, Together +4, Sucker -1, Open-Minded +2, Unlucky -3
Leading: Kissable +5, Invisible Man +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Fifth -30
Events: -
Total: -20

Kelly & Christy (divorcées) - Eliminated
Traits: Slow -6, Weak -5, Stupid -10, Together +10, Schemer +6, Ugly American -6, Unlucky -5
Leading: Hair Consensus +5
Trailing: Making Out with the Frats -5, Holi Crap! -10, I am Idiot, Hear Me Roar -5, Nobody copies on the stupid kid's test -5
Ranking: Dead Last -50
Events: Eliminated
Total: -86

Ken & Tina (separated)
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +2, Smart +6, Together +3, Sucker -4, Ugly American -6, Unlucky -4
Leading: She-Hulk Bonus +5, Holy Speed Bump +5, Traffic Cops +5, Comeback Kings +5, Good Samaritan +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Fourth +20
Events: -
Total: 46

Nick & Starr (siblings)
Traits: Fast +6, Strong +6, Smart +4, Together +6, Schemer +4, Ugly American -2, Lucky +2
Leading: -
Trailing: -
Ranking: First +50
Events: -
Total: 76

Terence & Sarah (newly dating)
Traits: Fast +2, Strong +2, Stupid -6, Together +1, Schemer +0, Ugly American -2, Unlucky -3
Leading: -
Trailing: Hands in the Litter -5, Crybaby -5
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 14

Toni & Dallas (mom and son)
Traits: Fast +3, Strong +5, Smart +2, Together +6, Sucker -2, Open-Minded +4, Lucky +1
Leading: Running Wild with the Children +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 64

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Survivor Gabon - Week 7 - Merge DENIED!!!

Kota in Yellow - Fang in Red

Bob
Traits: Hardworking +5, Strong +7, Smart +0, Charming +5, Sucker -5, Under the Radar +2, Giver +0
Surviving: -
Dying: Screwed Now! -5
Events: -
Total: 9

Charlie
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +4, Smart +2, Charming +4, Schemer +2, Under the Radar +8, Giver +0
Surviving: First Gay Friend +5
Dying: -
Events: Tribal Immunity: +10
Total: 35

Corinne
Traits: Lazy -4, Weak -4, Smart +2, Unpleasant -4, Schemer +4, Under the Radar +8, Taker -2
Surviving: Tainted Fong +5
Dying: Vindictive Penalty -5
Events: Tribal Immunity: +10
Total: 10

Crystal
Traits: Hardworking +0, Weak -8, Smart +2, Charming +6, Schemer +8, Under the Radar +8, Taker -2
Surviving: Small World +5, Corporate Buyout +10
Dying: First Out -5
Events: -
Total: 24

Ken
Traits: Hardworking +0, Weak -5, Smart +1, Unpleasant -4, Schemer +4, Target -5, Taker -6
Surviving: -
Dying: Pun Vote -5
Events: Votes -10
Total: -32

Marcus - Eliminated
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +3, Stupid -2, Charming +4, Sucker -9, Target -6, Giver +3
Surviving: -
Dying: Idol Adrift -5, Small World -5
Events: Votes -15, The Tribe Has Spoken -25
Total: -57

Mattie
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +8, Stupid -2, Charming +3, Sucker -1, Target -7, Giver +1
Surviving: Actual Immunity Winner +25
Dying: -
Events: Tribal Immunity: +10
Total: 39

Randy
Traits: Hardworking +0, Weak -4, Smart +8, Unpleasant -2, Schemer +8, Under the Radar +8, Giver +3
Surviving: King of Gabon +5, Idol Adrift +5
Dying: Out of Crazy Susie's Hands - DENIED!!! -5
Events: Hidden Immunity: +25, Tribal Immunity: +10
Total: 61

Sugar
Traits: Hardworking +2, Weak -6, Stupid -4, Charming +4, Sucker -4, Target -2, Giver +2
Surviving: Rocket Scientist +5
Dying: My Poor, Sweet Ace -5
Events: Tribal Immunity: +10
Total: 2

Susie
Traits: Hardworking +6, Weak -6, Stupid -1, Unpleasant -4, Sucker -2, Target -4, Taker -2
Surviving: Swing Vote +10
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: -3

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Amazing Race 13 - Week 6 - Please Hold Me While I Singe My Skull

Andrew & Dan (frat boys)
Traits: Fast +6, Weak -4, Stupid -2, Together +2, Schemer +0, Ugly American -3, Unlucky -6
Leading: -
Trailing: Should helped your mom around the house, dude -5, No Macho Choice -5, Gone with the Wind -5
Ranking: Fifth -30
Events: -
Total: -52

Kelly & Christy (divorcées)
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +0, Stupid -1, Together +5, Schemer +0, Ugly American -4, Lucky +8
Leading: Semi-Attractive Luck Magnet Factor +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 57

Ken & Tina (separated)
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +0, Stupid -2, Divided -6, Schemer +0, Ugly American -6, Unlucky -8
Leading: -
Trailing: Nag Penalty -10, Keeping the country's dumbest cab driver -5, Clown Car -5
Ranking: Last (non-elimination) -40
Events: -
Total: -78

Nick & Starr (siblings)
Traits: Fast +6, Strong +2, Smart +5, Together +8, Schemer +2, Ugly American -2, Lucky +2
Leading: Best-Looking Taboo Couple +5, Iron Glove +5, Budding Love +5
Trailing: Electric Car Booby Prize -5
Ranking: First +50
Events: -
Total: 83

Terence & Sarah (newly dating)
Traits: Slow -4, Strong +0, Stupid -2, Divided -6, Schemer +0, Ugly American -2, Lucky +2
Leading: Sarah actually Open-Minded +2
Trailing: Vroom Vroom -5, Pushing Kids -5
Ranking: Fourth +20
Events: -
Total: 0

Toni & Dallas (mom and son)
Traits: Fast +2, Weak -1, Stupid -1, Together +7, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +1, Lucky +1
Leading: Budding Love +5, Worst Wingman Ever +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 49