Sunday, September 28, 2008

Amazing Race 13 - Week 1 - Bees Are Much Calmer Than All This!

Aja & Ty (long distance)
Traits: Fast +1, Unlucky -2, Strong +0, Smart +2, Together +5, Sucker -2, Open-Minded +0
Leading: -
Trailing: -
Ranking: Eighth -10
Events: -
Total: -6

Andrew & Dan (frat boys)
Traits: Fast +3, Unlucky -2, Strong +3, Stupid -5, Together +6, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +0
Leading: Cutting in Line +10
Trailing: I Hate Frats One-Time Penalty -1
Ranking: Seventh -10
Events: -
Total: 4

Anita & Arthur (old hippies) - Eliminated
Traits: Slow -8, Unlucky -2, Weak -2, Smart +0, Together +10, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +2
Leading: -
Trailing: Tie-Dye Nightmare -5
Ranking: Dead Last -50
Events: Eliminated
Total: -55

Anthony & Stephanie (couple in trouble)
Traits: Slow -3, Unlucky -2, Strong +0, Smart +0, Divided -1, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +0
Leading: -
Trailing: Marry MEEEEEE!!!! -10
Ranking: Ninth -20
Events: -
Total: -36

Kelly & Christy (divorcées)
Traits: Slow -1, Unlucky -2, Strong +0, Stupid -2 , Together +5, Schemer +0, Ugly American -2
Leading: -
Trailing: -
Ranking: Fifth +10
Events: -
Total: 8

Ken & Tina (separated)
Traits: Fast +4, Unlucky -2, Strong +0, Stupid -2 , Divided -4, Schemer +1, Open-Minded +0
Leading: Mom and Dad +5
Trailing: Schemer? Well, only Ken apparently -10
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 32

Marisa & Brooke (southern belles)
Traits: Slow -5, Unlucky -2, Strong +0, Stupid -1, Together +5, Schemer +0, Ugly American -4
Leading: -
Trailing: -
Ranking: Tenth -30
Events: -
Total: -37

Mark & Bill (geeks)
Traits: Fast +3, Unlucky -4, Weak -4, Smart +3, Together +5, Sucker -2, Open-Minded +1
Leading: Spider-Man Bonus +5
Trailing: But it's Spider-Man 3 -5
Ranking: Fourth +20
Events: -
Total: 22

Nick & Starr (siblings)
Traits: Fast +6, Unlucky -2, Weak -2, Stupid -4, Together +3, Schemer +2, Ugly American -2
Leading: -
Trailing: Mom and Dad are getting a divorce -5
Ranking: First +50
Events: -
Total: 46

Terence & Sarah (newly dating)
Traits: Fast +4, Unlucky -2, Strong +0, Stupid -2, Divided -6, Sucker -2, Open-Minded +3
Leading: Translation Bonus +5
Trailing: Wandering Eye -5, Drama Penalty -5
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 20

Toni & Dallas (mom and son)
Traits: Fast +1, Unlucky -2, Strong +0, Smart +0, Together -1, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +0
Leading: -
Trailing: -
Ranking: Sixth +10
Events: -
Total: 8

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Survivor Gabon - Week 1 - 18 Is Too Many

Kota in Yellow - Fang in Red

Ace
Traits: Hardworking +3, Strong +2, Smart +3, Charming +3, Schemer +4, Target -1, Giver +1
Surviving: First Pick +5, Underwear Yoga +5
Dying: -
Events: Team Luxury +5, Tribal Immunity x2 +20
Total: 50

Bob
Traits: Hardworking +7, Strong +2, Smart +8, Charming +5, Schemer +0, Under the Radar +5, Giver +7
Surviving: Golden Oldie +10, Forever Boyscout +15
Dying: -
Events: Team Luxury +5, Tribal Immunity x2 +20
Total: 84

Charlie
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +2, Stupid -2, Charming +2, Schemer +1, Under the Radar +5, Giver +1
Surviving: Onion Bonus +5
Dying: Lovestruck -10
Events: Team Luxury +5, Tribal Immunity x2 +20
Total: 31

Corinne
Traits: Hardworking +1, Strong +2, Smart +2, Charming +4, Schemer +4, Under the Radar +5, Giver +1
Surviving: Onion Bonus +5
Dying: So Totally Not a Bitch, Liar -5
Events: Team Luxury +5, Tribal Immunity x2 +20
Total: 44

Crystal
Traits: Lazy -2, Weak -3, Stupid -6, Charming +2, Schemer +2, Under the Radar +5, Giver +1
Surviving: First Pick +5
Dying: 10 lbs. Shoes -5
Events: -
Total: -1

Dan
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +2, Stupid -8, Unpleasant -2, Schemer +2, Target -4, Taker -1
Surviving: War Paint +5
Dying: Bone-Headed Fire Plan -10
Events: Exile Island -10
Total: -24

GC
Traits: Lazy -5, Strong +4, Stupid -4, Unpleasant -3, Sucker -2, Target -3, Giver +1
Surviving: Fire Maker +5
Dying: Shortest Reign as Leader Ever -10
Events: Individual Immunity +25
Total: 8

Gillian - Eliminated
Traits: Hardworking +6, Weak -10, Smart +1, Charming +1, Schemer +1, Target -8, Giver +5
Surviving: Golden Oldie +10
Dying: In Denial -5, Eating Shit -5
Events: Votes -40, The Tribe Has Spoken -25
Total: -69

Jacquie
Traits: Hardworking +1, Strong +2, Smart +2, Charming +4, Schemer +2, Under the Radar +5, Giver +1
Surviving: Onion Bonus +5
Dying: -
Events: Team Luxury +5, Tribal Immunity x2 +20
Total: 47

Kelly
Traits: Hardworking +0, Weak -2, Smart +0, Charming +0, Schemer +0, Under the Radar +10, Giver +0
Surviving: -
Dying: Who's This Again? -5
Events: Team Luxury +5, Tribal Immunity x2 +20
Total: 28

Ken
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +0, Smart +1, Charming +2, Schemer +2, Target -2, Giver +4
Surviving: Bug Hunt +5
Dying: Lovestruck -10
Events: Votes -5
Total: -1

Marcus
Traits: Hardworking +3, Strong +4, Smart +4, Charming +10, Schemer +4, Under the Radar +5, Taker -2
Surviving: Onion Bonus +5, Gay Magnet +5
Dying: -
Events: Team Luxury +5, Tribal Immunity x2 +20, Individual Immunity +25
Total: 88

Mattie
Traits: Hardworking +5, Strong +2, Smart +2, Charming +4, Schemer +2, Under the Radar +4, Giver +7
Surviving: Chair Lift +5
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 31

Michelle - Eliminated
Traits: Lazy -3, Strong +3, Smart +2, Unpleasant -4, Sucker -1, Target -10, Giver +0
Surviving: First Up the Hill, Bitches +10, First Nipple Slip +5
Dying: Last Pick -10
Events: Votes -40, The Tribe Has Spoken -25
Total: -73

Paloma
Traits: Lazy -2, Weak -2, Smart +0, Charming +1, Schemer +0, Under the Radar +10, Taker -2
Surviving: -
Dying: First Sit-Out -5
Events: Team Luxury +5, Tribal Immunity x2 +20
Total: 25

Randy
Traits: Lazy -5, Strong +2, Smart +7, Unpleasant -6, Schemer +4, Under the Radar +2, Giver +4
Surviving: First Blood +5, MacGyver Bonus +15
Dying: Not Marriage Material -5, Hater -5
Events: -
Total: 18

Sugar
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +2, Stupid -1, Charming +4, Schemer +0, Under the Radar +8, Taker -1
Surviving: -
Dying: I'm Just a Girl, He He He -5
Events: Team Luxury +5, Tribal Immunity x2 +20
Total: 32

Susie
Traits: Lazy -3, Weak -6, Smart +1, Charming +0, Schemer +1, Target -3, Giver +0
Surviving: -
Dying: Moms Alliance -5
Events: -
Total: -15

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Rules: Amazing Race

Choose 3 teams. These will be your weekly point-earners (though they may also cost you points). Each week, they will be scored (-10 to 10) on seven basic traits: Fast/Slow, Lucky/Unlucky, Strong/Weak, Smart/Stupid, Together/Divided, Schemer/Sucker, and Open-Minded/Ugly American. Each will also get bonus points (Leading) and penalty points (Trailing) based on whatever happens that week.

In-game events also represent points:
Yield Used: +20
Yielded: -20
Fast Forward Completed: +25

As does the ranking:
First: +50
Second: +40
Third: +30
Fourth: +20
Top Half: +10
Bottom Half: -10
Third Last: -20
Second Last: -30
Dead Last: -50 (-40 on non-elimination leg)

When you lose a team, pick a new one.

Finish Line Bonuses
Each week, you may also score 25 points if you correctly guess who the eliminated team will be and 25 points for who the winning team will be.

The pool will be updated after every episode. There will also be an example made after the first.

Rules: Survivor

Choose 4 castaways. These will be your weekly point-earners (though they may also cost you points). Each week, they will be scored (-10 to 10) on seven basic traits: Hardworking/Lazy, Strong/Weak, Smart/Stupid, Charming/Unpleasant, Schemer/Sucker, Under the Radar/Target, and Giver/Taker. Each will also get bonus points (Surviving) and penalty points (Dying) based on whatever happens that week.

In-game events also represent points:
Luxury Winner (team): +5
Luxury Winner (individual): +15
Tribal Immunity: +10
Individual Immunity: +25
Exile Island: -10
Hidden Immunity: +25
For each Vote against: -5
The tribe has spoken: -25
When you lose a castaway, pick a new one.

Tribal Council Bonus
Each week, you may also score 25 points if you correctly guess who the eliminated castaway will be.

The pool will be updated after every episode. There will also be an example made after the first.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Big Brother 10 - Week 10 - That Clip Show and the Finale

Dan
Traits: Worker +5, Schemer +10, Charmer +12, Thinker +10, Competitor +10, Entertainer +7
Renovating It: Prankster +5, Lobo +5, Swim Club +5, TURNED APRIL'S VOTE!!! +25
Slumming It: -
Events: Winner 7-0 +50
Total: 144

Memphis
Traits: Worker +2, Sucker -5, Charmer +2, Stupid -4, Loser -10, Entertainer +2
Renovating It: Mixology Finally Comes in Handy +5, Putting his Gay on +5
Slumming It: Backpeddle -10
Events: Runner-up +10
Total: -3

Julie Chen/Big Brother Fuck Up
Julie Chen Flubs +2, Julie Chen Awkward Questions +1, Clip Show +5, Blur Sock Nipples +5, Loose Use of the Word "Epic" +5, No One Wants to Talk to Angie +5
Running total: 228

Don't forget to give yourself 100 points if you came closest to the Julie Chen/BB Fuck Up in your group!

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Big Brother 10 - Week 9 - I Love It When a Plan Comes Together

Dan
Traits: Lazy -1, Schemer +10, Charmer +5, Thinker +8, Competitor +10, Under the Radar +2, Entertainer +6
Renovating It: Love Is a Warm Envelope +5, Monica's Real +5, Getting Michelle Drunk +5, Art of the Throw +5, Unreadable +10
Slumming It: -
Events: Trip Winner +5, First Heat Winner +10, Head of Household +25
Total: 110

Jerry - Evicted
Traits: Worker +0, Sucker -10, Charmer +1, Stupid -8, Loser -10, Target -3, Dull -2
Renovating It: Realtor Bonus +5
Slumming It: Sassed by Dan's Parents -5, Burning Guesses -5, 50 Minute Penalty -10
Events: Nominated -10, Votes -5, Evicted -30
Total: -92

Keesha - Evicted
Traits: Worker +0, Sucker -7, Ugly -1, Stupid -5, Loser -2, Target -2, Dull -4
Renovating It: Mind Reader +10
Slumming It: Stick in the Mud -5
Events: Nominated -10, Votes -5, Evicted -30
Total: -61

Memphis
Traits: Worker +6, Schemer +8, Charmer +4, Stupid -6, Competitor +5, Under the Radar +2, Entertainer +4
Renovating It: Pet Spider Gorekill Bonus +15
Slumming It: Contortionists Are People Too -5
Events: Nominated -10, Veto Winner +15, Vetoed +5, Winner Second Heat +10
Total: 53

Julie Chen/Big Brother Fuck Up
Julie Chen Flubs +4, Julie Chen Awkward Questions +4, Couldn't Get a Real Japanese +5, Jesse the Gorilla +5, "Final and most important yet" +5, Expect the Expected: Ye Olde Consolatione Prize +10
Running total: 205

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Big Brother 10 - Week 8 - Renegade Week

This week, you should reduce the number of Houseguests in your pool to 1. A Houseguest who is the Winner gets +50 point bonus, 2nd place, +30.

Dan
Traits: Worker +6, Schemer +8, Ugly -1, Thinker +6, Competitor +8, Target -2, Entertainer +5
Renovating It: Outed Competitor +5, Birthday Veto +5, Jerry Impressions +5
Slumming It: Lady Luck Is a Bitch -5
Events: Nominated -10, Vetoed +5, Head of Household +25
Total: 60

Jerry
Traits: Lazy -1, Sucker -5, Charmer +4, Stupid -6, Competitor +5, Under the Radar +1, Entertainer +2
Renovating It: Life Is Short Irony Bonus +10
Slumming It: It's Not Your Age, It's Everything Else -10, Snake Charmer -5, S.S. Jerry Not Seaworthy -5
Events: Head of Household +25
Total: 15

Keesha
Traits: Worker +4, Sucker -6, Ugly -4, Stupid -6, Loser -2, Target -2, Dull -4
Renovating It: Sisterhood of the Traveling Boobs +5
Slumming It: Hyena Penalty -5
Events: Nominated -10
Total: -30

Memphis
Traits: Worker +2, Schemer +8, Charmer +5, Thinker +2, Competitor +5, Target -4, Entertainer +4
Renovating It: Judas II +10, Man of his Words +5
Slumming It: Busted -5
Events: Veto Winner +15
Total: 47

Renny - Evicted
Traits: Worker +9, Sucker -4, Charmer +1, Stupid -8, Loser -6, Target -2, Entertainer +6
Renovating It: Sleep Walker +5, Almond Joy +5, Spanking Dan +10, Sisterhood of the Traveling Boobs +5
Slumming It: Time Zoned Out -5, Bald Blind Spot -5
Events: Nominated -10, Votes -10, Evicted -30
Total: -49

Julie Chen/Big Brother Fuck Up
Julie Chen Flubs +4, Julie Chen Awkward Questions +2, Tedious Recap of Live Eviction Night +5, Who/Whom Issues +5, Still Can't Get the Houseguests Not to Curse on Live TV +5, Re: The Competitions - Expect the Expected +10
Running total: 172