Survivor Tocantins - Week 14 - Ownage

Erinn - Eliminated
Traits: Hardworking +0, Weak -8, Smart +4, Unpleasant -4, Schemer +8, Target -2, Giver +0
Surviving: Closing the Gap +5, Inside the 33% +5, The Lock +5, Can't Get Enough of "Who IS this JACKASS?!" +10
Dying: -
Events: Votes -10, The Tribe Has Spoken -25
Total: -12

JT
Traits: Hardworking +6, Strong +8, Smart +4, Charming +10, Schemer +5, Target -2, Giver +5
Surviving: No dot dot dot +5, Never dropped the ball +5, The Bush Defense +5, Mom's Advice +5, Tooth Treasure +5
Dying: Pwned by Sierra -5
Events: 1st Individual Immunity +25, 2nd Individual Immunity +25, Votes +35, Grand Winner +25, Sprint Winner +10
Total: 176

Stephen
Traits: Hardworking +1, Strong +3, Smart +8, Unpleasant -2, Schemer +6, Under the Radar +4, Giver +2
Surviving: The Hard Road +5, Business Partner +5
Dying: Watch the tells -5, Bullied by Jeff -5, Pnwed by Debbie -5
Events: Votes +0, Final Two +10
Total: 27

Taj - Eliminated
Traits: Hardworking +6, Weak -2, Stupid -1, Charming +7, Schemer +2, Target -3, Giver +2
Surviving: Spider Block +5, Sad Piano Music +5
Dying: Lost all her Jalapals -5, Grammy Glasses -5
Events: Votes -15, The Tribe Has Spoken -25
Total: -29

Hell's Kitchen - Week 15 - And the Best Chef Is...

Danny
Traits: Master Chef +10, Hardworking +4, Stupid -5, Charming +5, Weak -1, Schemer +2, Team Player +8
Delicious!: Intimidation Strategy +5, Upset! +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Phallic Phood -5, Girl Power -5, Gio on the Sauce -5
Events: Grand Winner +50
Total: 68

Paula
Traits: Master Chef +9, Hardworking +6, Smart +3, Charming +7, Strong +4, Schemer +0, Team Player +10
Delicious!: Best on Paper +5, Even the other team liked her restaurant the best +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Crap Brûlé -5
Events: -
Total: 44

Chef Ramsey Bonus
Mood: PROUD
Ramsey-meter: Heyyyyyyy Lacey +5, Broke Giovanni +10, Florida Fake Out +5, Top of the Pyramid +5
Total: 25

Survivor Tocantins - Week 13 - The Martyr Approach

Coach - Eliminated
Traits: Lazy -2, Strong +3, Smart +4, Unpleasant -5, Sucker -6, Target -8, Taker -3
Surviving: Not Medically Approved +5, Good thing you made the cane +5
Dying: Almost Speechless -5, Martyr Approach -5, So now Coach is an American Indian -5, Watch Your Back -5, Warrior Poet Critics -5
Events: Exile Island -10, Votes -15, The Tribe Has Spoken -25
Total: -82

Erinn
Traits: Hardworking +0, Weak -6, Smart +2, Unpleasant -5, Schemer +3, Target -2, Giver +0
Surviving: Call out the martyr +5
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: -13

JT
Traits: Hardworking +6, Strong +10, Smart +6, Charming +4, Schemer +6, Under the Radar +10, Giver +2
Surviving: No Fucking Contest +5, Testing Coach +5
Dying: Taking all the hot water -5
Events: Individual Reward +15, Individual Immunity +25
Total: 89

Stephen
Traits: Hardworking +0, Weak -6, Smart +7, Charming +4, Schemer +8, Under the Radar +9, Giver +0
Surviving: Tag Along +5, Free Agent +5, Saruman Bonus +5
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 37

Taj
Traits: Hardworking +2, Weak -6, Smart +2, Charming +6, Schemer +2, Target -1, Giver +8
Surviving: Cut to Taj, it's funny +10
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 23

Amazing Race 14 - Week 12 - Like a Dream Come True

Cara & Jaime (cheerleaders)
Traits: Fast +7, Weak -6, Smart +1, Divided -5, Schemer +4, Ugly American -6, Unlucky -5
Leading: -
Trailing: Ugly American Greatest Hits -5, Not your personal concierge -5, Taxi Babel -5
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 15

Margie & Luke (mother/son)
Traits: Fast +8, Strong +4, Smart +5, Divided -4, Sucker -4, Ugly American -2, Lucky +0
Leading: Miami Vice +5, Bionic Woman +5
Trailing: Legal Taxi -5, Deaf but not mute -5, Frustration is the mindkiller -5
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 32

Tammy & Victor (siblings)
Traits: Fast +5, Weak -5, Smart +9, Together +5, Schemer +1, Open-Minded +0, Unlucky -4
Leading: Comeback Kings +5, Pantless Million Dollar Win +10
Trailing: Known Weakling -5, Known Crybaby -5
Ranking: First +50
Events: -
Total: 66

Hell's Kitchen - Week 14 - Heads Will Roll

Danny
Traits: Master Chef +6, Lazy -2, Stupid -6, Charming +5, Weak -2, Sucker -4, Team Player +5
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Hangover -5, Trading Spaces Rookie -5, Bob's Bait Shop -5, Girlfriend Takeover -5, Prom Under the Sea -5
Events: Luxury Winner +15
Total: -8

Paula
Traits: Master Chef +4, Lazy -4, Smart +4, Charming +6, Strong +2, Schemer +4, Team Player +5
Delicious!: Get him drunk +10, Pink Veto +5, Seasoning Pun +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Hangover -5, Stuck with Lacey -5
Events: -
Total: 31

Chef Ramsey Bonus
Mood: AMUSED
Ramsey-meter: Decapitated Heads +5, Hahaha brought back Lacey, suckers! +5
Total: 10

Survivor Tocantins - Week 12 - The Ultimate Sacrifice

This week, you must cut your Survivors to 2.

Coach
Traits: Lazy -5, Strong +2, Stupid -2, Unpleasant -4, Schemer +2, Target -5, Giver +4
Surviving: -
Dying: No actual loved ones -5, Awkward back crack -5
Events: Votes -5
Total: -23

Debbie - Eliminated
Traits: Hardworking +4, Strong +2, Stupid -4, Charming +4, Sucker -4, Target -8, Giver +5
Surviving: Cutting Coach loose +5, Lightning didn't hit her +5
Dying: All I want is 6th place -5
Events: Votes -20, The Tribe Has Spoken -25
Total: -41

Erinn
Traits: Hardworking +1, Weak -4, Smart +2, Charming +2, Schemer +2, Under the Radar +6, Giver +4
Surviving: -
Dying: Still not cleaning her room -5
Events: -
Total: 8

JT
Traits: Hardworking +4, Strong +6, Stupid -2, Charming +4, Schemer +4, Under the Radar +8, Giver +6
Surviving: Total Control +10
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 40

Stephen
Traits: Hardworking +0, Weak -6, Smart +8, Charming +4, Schemer +6, Under the Radar +7, Giver +4
Surviving: Protein is protein +5, Math Whiz +5, Total Control +10
Dying: Awkward Hug -5
Events: Individual Immunity +25
Total: 63

Taj
Traits: Hardworking +4, Strong +3, Smart +0, Charming +10, Schemer +0, Target -4, Giver +8
Surviving: Charity Case +5, De Facto Luxury Winner +15, Exile Sacrifice +20, Conjugal Visit +5, Watch the scorpions dear +5
Dying: -
Events: Exile Island -10, Votes -5
Total: 56

Amazing Race 14 - Week 11 - He Made Me Look Like Alice Cooper

You must cut your teams to 1 this week.

Cara & Jaime (cheerleaders)
Traits: Slow -3, Strong +7, Stupid -4, Divided -5, Schemer +2, Ugly American -6, Lucky +8
Leading: Pirate Tuque +5, Yummy in my Tummy +5
Trailing: Doorstop -5, Stab the cabbie with the pointy hat -5, Cry Wolf -5
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 29

Lakisha & Jennifer (sisters) - Eliminated
Traits: Fast +3, Weak -4, Stupid -4, Together +7, Sucker -5, Open-Minded +2, Unlucky -8
Leading: First Time Princess +5
Trailing: Babel Fish -5, A costly pee -5
Ranking: Dead Last -50
Events: U-Turned -10
Total: -52

Margie & Luke (mother/son)
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +4, Stupid -5, Divided -6, Schemer +2, Ugly American -2, Lucky +2
Leading: -
Trailing: Alice Cooper/Drag Queen Combo -5
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 34

Tammy & Victor (siblings)
Traits: Fast +7, Strong +4, Smart +6, Together +8, Schemer +6, Open-Minded +5, Lucky +7
Leading: Home Team Advantage Plus Plus +10, Living History +5, Friendly Message +5, Winking Taxi +5, Darwin Award (the nice kind) +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: First +50
Events: U-Turn +10
Total: 133

Hell's Kitchen - Week 13 - Scott You Donkey!

Andrea - Roasted
Traits: Master Chef +2, Hardworking +2, Smart +1, Unpleasant -4, Weak -2, Schemer +4, Team Player +5
Delicious!: Donkey Scott +10, Never mind the sabotage +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Her own pep squad -5, Back to culinary school -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10, On the Chopping Block -10, Roasted -25
Total: -12

Danny
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -4, Hardworking +0, Stupid -4, Charming +2, Weak -3, Schemer +0, Team Player +3
Delicious!: Cute piece of home +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Worst Dish EVER -5, Cracked -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10, On the Chopping Block -10
Total: -11

Paula
Traits: Master Chef +6, Hardworking +4, Stupid -3, Charming +5, Strong +2, Schemer +4, Team Player +4
Delicious!: Love is in the air +5, Brazillian is the mind killer +5, Scott Buster +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Adopted -5, Early Fumble -5
Events: Luxury Winner +15, Complete Dinner Service: +10
Total: 52

Chef Ramsey Bonus
Mood: PROUD
Ramsey-meter: Michelin Star Dinning Room +5, And he knew everyone +5, Public Humiliation +5, Live to your punishment +5, Blimey Scott, she's got your number! +5
Total: 25

Survivor Tocantins - Week 11 - They Both Went Bananas

This week, you must cut your Survivors to 3.

Coach
Traits: Hardworking +3, Strong +4, Smart +6, Unpleasant -2, Sucker -5, Target -2, Giver +0
Surviving: -
Dying: Failure of potential -5, Samurai play a lot with marble puzzles, do they? -5
Events: Individual Immunity +25
Total: 19

Debbie
Traits: Hardworking +4, Strong +4, Smart +3, Charming +0, Schemer +2, Target -6, Giver +2
Surviving: Seeing Eye Dog +5, Narration Bonus +5
Dying: Drama is the mind killer -5
Events: Votes -10
Total: -1

Erinn
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +3, Smart +4, Unpleasant -2, Sucker -2, Under the Radar +6, Giver +8
Surviving: -
Dying: Super Soaker -5
Events: Exile Island -10
Total: 4

JT
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +4, Smart +6, Charming +6, Schemer +2, Under the Radar +10, Giver +0
Surviving: Picnic Buddy +5, Everyone's lives in his hands +5
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 38

Sierra - Eliminated
Traits: Hardworking +0, Weak -4, Smart +1, Unpleasant -2, Schemer +5, Target -7, Taker -2
Surviving: Drama is the mind killer +10, 360 Eye Roll Bonus +5
Dying: First Cut -5, Safe Bet -5
Events: Votes -20, The Tribe Has Spoken -25
Total: -49

Stephen
Traits: Hardworking +0, Weak -2, Smart +4, Charming +6, Schemer +5, Under the Radar +5, Giver +4
Surviving: Lie Detector +5
Dying: -
Events: Individual Reward +15, Votes -5
Total: 37

Taj
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +4, Smart +4, Charming +5, Schemer +3, Under the Radar +7, Giver +4
Surviving: Picnic Buddy +5, Baby Thief +5, Days of Our Lives +5
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 42

Amazing Race 14 - Week 10 - Having a Baby's Gotta Be Easier Than This

Cara & Jaime (cheerleaders)
Traits: Fast +4, Weak -1, Smart +0, Divided -1, Sucker -4, Ugly American -4, Unlucky -4
Leading: -
Trailing: Last Row -5, Birthing Pains -5, DEEEEEEEEEENIEEEEEEEEEED! -5
Ranking: Halfway First +25
Events: -
Total: 0

Lakisha & Jennifer (sisters)
Traits: Slow -4, Weak -5, Stupid -1, Together +4, Schemer +4, Ugly American -10, Unlucky -2
Leading: -
Trailing: Zombietown China -5, "They all look alike" -5, Life preserver won't preserve your dignity -5
Ranking: Halfway Fourth +10
Events: -
Total: -19

Margie & Luke (mother/son)
Traits: Fast +6, Strong +5, Smart +0, Together +2, Sucker -4, Open-Minded +1, Unlucky -4
Leading: Subtitled ows +5, Silent Running +5 (it's a submarine joke, Elyse)
Trailing: -
Ranking: Halfway Second +20
Events: -
Total: 36

Tammy & Victor (siblings)
Traits: Fast +5, Strong +2, Smart +4, Together +2, Schemer +8, Open-Minded +4, Lucky +3
Leading: Hometown Advantage +5, Moral Support +5
Trailing: Foot Fear -5, Get your cramp inside the damn car -5
Ranking: Halfway Third +15
Events: -
Total: 43