So You Think You Can Dance - Top 8

This week, you must cut your Pool down to 2 dancers no matter what. Maybe you've already lost them. You will score with only 2 dancers from now on.

Chelsie
Dances: Argentine Tango / Solo / Disco
Partner: Joshua
Traits: Choreography: +8 / -5 / -8, Costumes: +2 / +4 / +6 Technique: +10 / +0 / +1, Performance +9 / +1 / -1, Judge Love: +9 / +9
Good Moves: Hot Tamale Train +5, Birthday girl +10
Bad Moves: Disco sucks -5
Events: -
Total: 55

Comfort - Eliminated
Dances: Hip Hop / Solo / Foxtrot / Lifesaver
Partner: Mark
Traits: +10 / +7 / +0 / -8, Costumes: +4 / +5 / +2 / -3, Technique: +10 / +6 / -7 / +0, Performance +10 / +6 / -6 / -2, Judge Love: +9 / -6
Good Moves: Rocking the ballet +5, Dark Degrassi +5
Bad Moves: School Recital -5, Dejà Vu -5
Events: Bottom -5, Eliminated -25
Total: 7

Courtney
Dances: Samba / Solo / Slow Hip Hop / Lifesaver
Partner: Will
Traits: Choreography: +2 / +3 / +5 / +3, Costumes: +2 / +3 / +2 / +7, Technique: -1 / +4 / +7 / +5, Performance +3 / +5 / +8 / +5, Judge Love: +7 / +10
Good Moves: Days of Our Lives +5
Bad Moves: Sad Sack -5
Events: Bottom -5
Total: 75

Joshua
Dances: Argentine Tango / Solo / Disco
Partner: Chelsie
Traits: Choreography: +8 / -2 / -8, Costumes: +2 / +6 / -1, Technique: +8 / +9 / -7, Performance +9 / +8 / -1, Judge Love: +9 / +9
Good Moves: Superman Lift +5, Biggest butt in the competition +10, Hot Tamale Train +5
Bad Moves: Disco sucks -5
Events: -
Total: 64

Katee
Dances: Contemporary / Solo / Broadway
Partner: Twitch
Traits: Choreography: +10 / -1 / +7, Costumes: -7 / -1 / +4, Technique: +10 / +3 / +10, Performance +10 / +5 / +10, Judge Love: +10 / +8
Good Moves: Kung Fu +5, Door Comedy +10
Bad Moves: Celine Dion -5
Events: -
Total: 88

Mark
Dances: Hip Hop / Solo / Foxtrot
Partner: Comfort
Traits: Choreography: +10 / +5 / +0, Costumes: +4 / -5 / +0, Technique: +9 / +1 / -5, Performance +10 / +3 / -5, Judge Love: +9 / -5
Good Moves: Guardian Angel +5, Dark Degrassi +5
Bad Moves: School Recital -5
Events: -
Total: 36

Twitch
Dances: Contemporary / Solo / Broadway / Lifesaver
Partner: Katee
Traits: Choreography: +10 / +0 / +7 / +5, Costumes: +1 / +0 / +1 / +0, Technique: +10 / +2 / +8 / +6, Performance +10 / +2 / +8 / +8, Judge Love: +10 / +9
Good Moves: Line of Superwear +5
Bad Moves: -
Events: Bottom -5
Total: 97

Will - Eliminated
Dances: Samba / Solo / Slow Hip Hop / Lifesaver
Partner: Courtney
Traits: Choreography: +2 / +5 / +5 / -2, Costumes: -3 / +8 / +0 / -4, Technique: -2 / +1 / +7 / +2, Performance +0 / +9 / +8 / +2, Judge Love: +6 / +10
Good Moves: Casper the Friendly Dancer +5, I feel good like I knew that I would +10
Bad Moves: Patrick Swayze fan -5
Events: Bottom -5, Eliminated -25
Total: 34

Judge Bonus

Nigel
Traits: Costume: -4, Personality: +6, Judgment +5
Good Calls: Secret affair with Mary +10
Bad Calls: Movie talk -5, English wetback -5
Total Bonus: 7

Mary
Traits: Costume: -2, Personality: +2, Judgment +5
Good Calls: Classic fake out +5
Bad Calls: Am I a screamer? YES I AM!!! -10
Total Bonus: 0

Revolving Chair: Toni Basil
Traits: Costume: -5, Personality: -4, Judgment -1
Good Calls: Video Retro +5
Bad Calls: Streetwise -15, Name dropper -5
Total Bonus: -25

Big Brother 10 - Week 2 - Kill All Floaters

I might want to see about lowering my expectations. These scores are terrible!

Angie
Traits: Worker +0, Schemer +2, Charmer -2, Thinker -3, Competitor +1, Under the Radar -1, Entertainer -2
Renovating It: Go with the flow +5
Slumming It: Not so secret alliance -5
Events: Food winner +5
Total: -5

April
Traits: Worker +1, Schemer +3, Charmer -2, Thinker -1, Competitor -4, Under the Radar +4, Entertainer +0
Renovating It: -
Slumming It: Chickenshit -5
Events: -
Total: -4

Dan
Traits: Worker +1, Schemer -3, Charmer +6, Thinker +6, Competitor +4, Under the Radar +2, Entertainer +2
Renovating It: Invisible Strategy +5
Slumming It: No gaydar -5, Runs like a girl -5, Shitty explanations -5, Cloud of Brian -5
Events: Nominated -10, Food winner +5
Total: -2

Jerry
Traits: Worker +2, Schemer +3, Charmer +0, Thinker +1, Competitor -1, Under the Radar +5, Entertainer +0
Renovating It: Sob Story +5
Slumming It: Seniors Discount -5
Events: -
Total: 10

Jessie
Traits: Worker -1, Schemer -5, Charmer -9, Thinker -10, Competitor -3, Under the Radar -10, Entertainer -10
Renovating It: -
Slumming It: But I hate Renny SO MUCH! -5, Meathead complex -5, My alliances on the block and my enemies in my alliances -10, Weasel -5, Stumped by Julie's question -5, An ego bigger than his biceps -15, An example to Steven -10
Events: Food winner +5
Total: -98

Keesha
Traits: Worker +0, Schemer -2, Charmer -2, Thinker -3, Competitor +4, Under the Radar -4, Entertainer +0
Renovating It: -
Slumming It: Outed slut -5, Your dog might be dead -5, Chickenshit -5
Events: Head of Household +25
Total: 3

Libra
Traits: Worker +0, Schemer +3, Charmer -4, Thinker +5, Competitor +5, Under the Radar -4, Entertainer +1
Renovating It: -
Slumming It: Wake-up Call -5, Racist against geezers -5, Chickenshit -5
Events: -
Total: -9

Memphis
Traits: Worker +0, Schemer +3, Charmer +3, Thinker -1, Competitor +1, Under the Radar +3, Entertainer +0
Renovating It: -
Slumming It: Sob Stories -5, Not so secret alliance -5
Events: Food winner +5
Total: 4

Michelle
Traits: Worker +0, Schemer +2, Charmer +2, Thinker +1, Competitor +2, Under the Radar -3, Entertainer -2
Renovating It: -
Slumming It: Desperate for showmance -5, Chickenshit -10
Events: Veto Winner +15
Total: 2

Ollie
Traits: Worker +0, Schemer +1, Charmer +2, Thinker +0, Competitor +1, Under the Radar +5, Entertainer +1
Renovating It: Perfect gentleman +5
Slumming It: One-taste alcoholic -5, Chickenshit -5
Events: Food winner +5
Total: 10

Renny
Traits: Worker +5, Schemer +3, Charmer +1, Thinker +4, Competitor +3, Under the Radar +2, Entertainer +3
Renovating It: Lwaxana Troi Bonus +5, All Boobs +5, Wine Expert +5, Abducted by Aliens +5
Slumming It: Seniors Discount -5
Events: -
Total: 36

Steven - Evicted
Traits: Worker +2, Schemer +4, Charmer +5, Thinker +4, Competitor +3, Under the Radar -6, Entertainer +5
Renovating It: Outed +5, Back to riding bulls +5
Slumming It: Cloud of Brian -5, Going down in flames -5
Events: Food winner +5, Nominated -10, Votes -45, Evicted -30
Total: -63

Julie Chen/Big Brother Fuck Up
Julie's prison duds +2, Alien history lesson +2, Sorry audience you may not read your own questions +3, Julie Chen Flubs +1
Running total: 45

So You Think You Can Dance - Top 10

If you had Jessica in your pool, the bad news is, you only score for three dancers this week (choose another). The good news is, you won't be penalized for it. Note there is no Judge Love given to Solos.

Chelsie
Dances: Contemporary / Solo / Jive
Partner: Gev
Traits: Choreography: +8 / -3 / +7, Costumes: +1 / +0 / +5, Technique: +9 / +1 / +6, Performance +8 / +1 / +2, Judge Love: +9 / +8
Good Moves: -
Bad Moves: -
Events: -
Total: 62

Comfort
Dances: Smooth Waltz / Solo / Hip Hop / Lifesaving Solo
Partner: Twitch
Traits: Choreography: +2 / +0 / +6 / +4, Costumes: +4 / +1 / +4 / +0, Technique: -5 / +2 / +10 / +5, Performance +1 / -2 / +8 / +5, Judge Love: -8 / +10
Good Moves: She's Baaaaaaaack +10, Always Down on Comfort Consolation Bonus +5
Bad Moves: -
Events: Bottom -5
Total: 57

Courtney
Dances: Hip Hop / Solo / Rhumba
Partner: Joshua
Traits: Choreography: +7 / +2 / +5, Costumes: +6 / +1 / +5, Technique: -1 / +3 / +6, Performance +3 / +5 / +8, Judge Love: +2 / +9
Good Moves: -
Bad Moves: White Girl Syndrome -5
Events: -
Total: 56

Gev - Eliminated
Dances: Contemporary / Solo / Jive / Lifesaver
Partner: Chelsey
Traits: Choreography: +8 / +2 / +7 / +3, Costumes: +0 / -1 / +5 / -1, Technique: +7 / +5 / +4 / +8, Performance +7 / +5 / +6 / +2, Judge Love: +7 / -1
Good Moves: Small Man, Big Heart +5, America Got It Wrong +10
Bad Moves: Icky Gev -5, Dancing with the Mannequin -5
Events: Bottom -5, Eliminated -25
Total: 48

Joshua
Dances: Hip Hop / Solo / Rhumba
Partner: Courtney
Traits: Choreography: +7 / +5 / +5, Costumes: +1 / +0 / +5, Technique: +10 / +8 / +8, Performance +8 / +8 / +3, Judge Love: +8 / +9
Good Moves: Dr. Spankenstein +3, Paintbrush +5, Gradual Tease +10
Bad Moves: -
Events: -
Total: 103

Katee
Dances: Broadway / Solo / Pas de Deux
Partner: Will
Traits: Choreography: +2 / +1 / +10, Costumes: +3 / +4 / +2, Technique: +6 / +8 / +9, Performance +6 / +5 / +10, Judge Love: +10 / +10
Good Moves: Gumby +5
Bad Moves: -
Events: -
Total: 91

Kharington - Eliminated
Dances: Country Two Step / Solo / Classic Jazz / Lifesaver
Partner: Mark
Traits: Choreography: -6 / -5 / -5 / -3, Costumes: +3 / +0 / +1 / +0, Technique: -5 / -1 / +2 / -1, Performance -2 / -2 / -2 / +0, Judge Love: -2 / -1
Good Moves: Kher Bear +1
Bad Moves: Checking Boxes -5, Miss Attitude -5
Events: Bottom -5, Eliminated -25
Total: -68

Mark
Dances: Country Two Step / Solo / Classic Jazz / Lifesaver
Partner: Kharington
Traits: Choreography: -6 / +8 / -5 / +1, Costumes: -1 / -5 / -4 / -4, Technique: -2 / +6 / +0 / +0, Performance -2 / +1 / -2 / +0, Judge Love: -1 / -1
Good Moves: -
Bad Moves: Checking Boxes -5, Closetful of Gay Costumes -5, Hoody Malfunction -5
Events: Bottom -5
Total: -37

Twitch
Dances: Smooth Waltz / Solo / Hip Hop
Partner: Comfort
Traits: Choreography: +2 / +3 / +6, Costumes: +4 / +1 / -2, Technique: -5 / +1 / +10, Performance +1 / +5 / +8, Judge Love: -8 / +10
Good Moves: Lift +1, Super Twitch +5
Bad Moves: Icky Twitch -5
Events: -
Total: 37

Will
Dances: Broadway / Solo / Pas de Deux
Partner: Katee
Traits: Choreography: +2 / +2 / +10, Costumes: -1 / +0 / +0, Technique: +6 / +6 / +9, Performance +6 / +4 / +10, Judge Love: +10 / +10
Good Moves: -
Bad Moves: Two ripped Shirts -5
Events: -
Total: 69

Judge Bonus

Nigel
Traits: Costume: +0, Personality: -2, Judgment +2
Good Calls: -
Bad Calls: Don't Quit Your Day Job -5
Total Bonus: -5

Mary
Traits: Costume: +2, Personality: -1, Judgment -2
Good Calls: Teary Eyed +1
Bad Calls: Screamer -1
Total Bonus: -1

Revolving Chair: Lil' C
Traits: Costume: +0, Personality: +4, Judgment +5
Good Calls: Zen Master +10
Bad Calls: Popping Mike -3, Eleguant -3, Realistic TV -2
Total Bonus: 11

Big Brother 10 - Week 1 - Too Fast, Too Soon

Angie
Traits: Worker +0, Schemer +2, Charmer +1, Thinker +2, Competitor -1, Under the Radar -2, Entertainer +5
Renovating It: Passive Aggressive Puppet Theater +5
Slumming It: -
Events: -
Total: 12

April
Traits: Worker +1, Schemer +2, Charmer +2, Thinker -5, Competitor -1, Under the Radar -5, Entertainer +0
Renovating It: Jerry's Angels +5, Showmance Operator +3
Slumming It: -
Events: -
Total: 2

Brian - Evicted
Traits: Worker +0, Schemer +6, Charmer -3, Thinker -2, Competitor +0, Under the Radar -8, Entertainer +5
Renovating It: Passive Aggressive Puppet Theater +5
Slumming It: Cut the strings! -10, From prince to pauper -5
Events: Nominated -10, Votes -45, Evicted -30
Total: -97

Dan
Traits: Worker +0, Schemer +2, Charmer -2, Thinker -2, Competitor -1, Under the Radar -4, Entertainer +2
Renovating It: Passive Aggressive Puppet Theater +5
Slumming It: Full of shit -5, Suck up -5
Events: -
Total: -10

Jerry
Traits: Worker +0, Schemer -5, Charmer +5, Thinker +2, Competitor +0, Under the Radar -1, Entertainer -1
Renovating It: King Solomon +5
Slumming It: Resistance is futile -10
Events: -
Total: -5

Jessie
Traits: Worker +5, Schemer +1, Charmer -6, Thinker -8, Competitor +10, Under the Radar -9, Entertainer -5
Renovating It: From pauper to prince +5
Slumming It: Ripped shirts and babies -10
Events: Veto Winner +15, Vetoed +5, Head of Household +25
Total: 23

Keesha
Traits: Worker +0, Schemer +3, Charmer -3, Thinker +3, Competitor -3, Under the Radar -2, Entertainer +0
Renovating It: Jerry's Angels +5
Slumming It: -
Events: -
Total: 3

Libra
Traits: Worker +3, Schemer +7, Charmer +3, Thinker +6, Competitor +1, Under the Radar +0, Entertainer +0
Renovating It: Jerry's Angels +5
Slumming It: Bad mother? -0
Events: -
Total: 25

Memphis
Traits: Worker +0, Schemer -2, Charmer +5, Thinker +0, Competitor +4, Under the Radar -3, Entertainer +0
Renovating It: Great White Hope +5
Slumming It: -
Events: -
Total: 9

Michelle
Traits: Worker +1, Schemer +3, Charmer +1, Thinker +1, Competitor +5, Under the Radar +10, Entertainer +0
Renovating It: -
Slumming It: -
Events: -
Total: 21

Ollie
Traits: Worker +0, Schemer +4, Charmer +2, Thinker +2, Competitor +1, Under the Radar -3, Entertainer +3
Renovating It: -
Slumming It: Showmance Fodder -3, Crisis of faith -1
Events: -
Total: 5

Renny
Traits: Worker +0, Schemer -5, Charmer -5, Thinker +0, Competitor -7, Under the Radar -7, Entertainer +0
Renovating It: Best dressed sock +5
Slumming It: Honey, you need that veto -5, Fashion nightmare -5
Events: Votes -5
Total: -34

Steven
Traits: Worker +1, Schemer -5, Charmer +2, Thinker +0, Competitor +0, Under the Radar +10, Entertainer +3
Renovating It: Passive Aggressive Puppet Theater +5
Slumming It: Bad taste in men -5
Events: -
Total: 11

Julie Chen/Big Brother Fuck Up
So You Think You Can Dance Timeslot +10, Once out of 9 times isn't a tradition +5, Zero Sum Audience +5, Julie Chen Flubs +2
Running total: 37