Thursday, January 29, 2009

Hell's Kitchen - Week 1 - Lights Out!

Andrea
Traits: Master Chef +6, Hardworking +5, Smart +1, Charming +4, Strong +2, Schemer +0, Divisive -1
Delicious!: Spice Rack +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 32

Ben
Traits: Master Chef +10, Hardworking +6, Smart +2, Unpleasant -1, Strong +4, Schemer +4, Team Player +6
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Blue Balls -5
Events: -
Total: 26

Carol
Traits: Master Chef +10, Hardworking +2, Smart +5, Charming +4, Strong +1, Schemer +5, Team Player +3
Delicious!: Late Bloomer +5, Get Them Drunk for Awsome Above Average Review +10
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Waiter -5
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 50

Charlie
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -6, Hardworking +5, Smart +1, Charming +3, Strong +4, Schemer +1, Team Player +5
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Samsonized -5
Events: -
Total: 8

Coi
Traits: Master Chef +8, Hardworking +4, Smart +0, Unpleasant -3, Weak -2, Sucker -1, Divisive -2
Delicious!: First Death Threat +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 19

Colleen
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -10, Lazy -4, Stupid -6, Unpleasant -3, Strong +6, Schemer +0, Divisive -2
Delicious!: Miss Manners +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Corrine? -5, Those that can't, teach -5, At 300$ a pop -10, Worst Rizotto Ever -5
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: -29

Danny
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -10, Hardworking +0, Smart +0, Unpleasant -4, Strong +5, Schemer +2, Divisive -4
Delicious!: Atlantic City can't wait for your Gator steak +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: The hat -5
Events: -
Total: -11

Giovanni
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -4, Hardworking +1, Stupid -7, Unpleasant -4, Strong +4, Schemer +2, Divisive -2
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Waiter -5, It's all your fault -20
Events: -
Total: -35

J
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -10, Hardworking +2, Smart +2, Charming +0, Strong +0, Schemer +6, Team Player +1
Delicious!: Setting the record straight +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Alphabet Soup -5
Events: -
Total: 1

Ji
Traits: Master Chef +10, Hardworking +5, Smart +0, Charming +2, Strong +0, Schemer +0, Divisive -1
Delicious!: Alphabet Soup (actually her real name) +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Daddy issues -5
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 26

LA
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -6, Hardworking +5, Smart +1, Charming +2, Strong +2, Schemer +2, Divisive -1
Delicious!: I'm out, baby! +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Alphabet Soup -5
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 15

Lacey
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -10, Lazy -5, Stupid -5, Unpleasant -6, Weak -6, Schemer +4, Divisive -6
Delicious!: Made Ramsey blush +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Not as pretty as she thinks -5, Corporate sellout -5, Dorms? COOOOL! -5, First to quit -10, Blame the oven -5
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: -49

Paula
Traits: Master Chef +4, Hardworking +5, Smart +0, Charming +0, Strong +0, Schemer +0, Divisive -1
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Who? -5
Events: Kitchen Immunity +10
Total: 13

Robert
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -6, Hardworking +6, Smart +0, Charming +3, Strong +6, Schemer +2, Team Player +6
Delicious!: Silver linings +5, Dodged the bullet +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Hot bottom -5, Enough with the pop culture slang -1
Events: -
Total: 21

Seth
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -10, Lazy -4, Stupid -8, Charming +2, Strong +7, Sucker -5, Divisive -4
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Groupie -5, Same style as Ramsey... in Bizarro World! -5, Forrest Gump was retarded, dude -5
Events: On the Chopping Block -10
Total: -47

Wil - Roasted
Traits: Master Chef +3, Hardworking +2, Stupid -5, Charming +1, Strong +5, Sucker -10, Team Player +5
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Alphabet Soup (missing letter) -5, I'm out, baby! And I have a pride pin to prove it -5, Auto-destruct -5
Events: On the Chopping Block -10, Roasted -25
Total: -49

Chef Ramsey Bonus
Mood: DISAPPOINTED
Ramsey-meter: Forcible shave +5, Open before war breaks out +5, Power outage ploy (you don't think that was real, do you? Not unless the cameras and sound didn't need juice) +15
Total: 25

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

How many points would you award for the noble decision that Ji to pull off in the 2nd episode of the fifth season? That was very touching and I hope that they bring her back to the show. She'll definitely be a huge loss to the team, I mean she's better than Colleen and Lacey combined. Good thing I found that she has a website, http://www.chefji.com with photos and you can email and even vote as to whether to have her back to the show.

Siskoid said...

Wow, she didn't ACT like anyone with any kind of local stardom. Shows real integrity.

You'll see how I score her sacrifice in a few minutes. Normally, the results would be up on the same night or the next day, but I was away on a business trip this weekend.