Hell's Kitchen - Week 13 - Scott You Donkey!

Andrea - Roasted
Traits: Master Chef +2, Hardworking +2, Smart +1, Unpleasant -4, Weak -2, Schemer +4, Team Player +5
Delicious!: Donkey Scott +10, Never mind the sabotage +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Her own pep squad -5, Back to culinary school -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10, On the Chopping Block -10, Roasted -25
Total: -12

Danny
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -4, Hardworking +0, Stupid -4, Charming +2, Weak -3, Schemer +0, Team Player +3
Delicious!: Cute piece of home +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Worst Dish EVER -5, Cracked -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10, On the Chopping Block -10
Total: -11

Paula
Traits: Master Chef +6, Hardworking +4, Stupid -3, Charming +5, Strong +2, Schemer +4, Team Player +4
Delicious!: Love is in the air +5, Brazillian is the mind killer +5, Scott Buster +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Adopted -5, Early Fumble -5
Events: Luxury Winner +15, Complete Dinner Service: +10
Total: 52

Chef Ramsey Bonus
Mood: PROUD
Ramsey-meter: Michelin Star Dinning Room +5, And he knew everyone +5, Public Humiliation +5, Live to your punishment +5, Blimey Scott, she's got your number! +5
Total: 25

Survivor Tocantins - Week 11 - They Both Went Bananas

This week, you must cut your Survivors to 3.

Coach
Traits: Hardworking +3, Strong +4, Smart +6, Unpleasant -2, Sucker -5, Target -2, Giver +0
Surviving: -
Dying: Failure of potential -5, Samurai play a lot with marble puzzles, do they? -5
Events: Individual Immunity +25
Total: 19

Debbie
Traits: Hardworking +4, Strong +4, Smart +3, Charming +0, Schemer +2, Target -6, Giver +2
Surviving: Seeing Eye Dog +5, Narration Bonus +5
Dying: Drama is the mind killer -5
Events: Votes -10
Total: -1

Erinn
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +3, Smart +4, Unpleasant -2, Sucker -2, Under the Radar +6, Giver +8
Surviving: -
Dying: Super Soaker -5
Events: Exile Island -10
Total: 4

JT
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +4, Smart +6, Charming +6, Schemer +2, Under the Radar +10, Giver +0
Surviving: Picnic Buddy +5, Everyone's lives in his hands +5
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 38

Sierra - Eliminated
Traits: Hardworking +0, Weak -4, Smart +1, Unpleasant -2, Schemer +5, Target -7, Taker -2
Surviving: Drama is the mind killer +10, 360 Eye Roll Bonus +5
Dying: First Cut -5, Safe Bet -5
Events: Votes -20, The Tribe Has Spoken -25
Total: -49

Stephen
Traits: Hardworking +0, Weak -2, Smart +4, Charming +6, Schemer +5, Under the Radar +5, Giver +4
Surviving: Lie Detector +5
Dying: -
Events: Individual Reward +15, Votes -5
Total: 37

Taj
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +4, Smart +4, Charming +5, Schemer +3, Under the Radar +7, Giver +4
Surviving: Picnic Buddy +5, Baby Thief +5, Days of Our Lives +5
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 42

Amazing Race 14 - Week 10 - Having a Baby's Gotta Be Easier Than This

Cara & Jaime (cheerleaders)
Traits: Fast +4, Weak -1, Smart +0, Divided -1, Sucker -4, Ugly American -4, Unlucky -4
Leading: -
Trailing: Last Row -5, Birthing Pains -5, DEEEEEEEEEENIEEEEEEEEEED! -5
Ranking: Halfway First +25
Events: -
Total: 0

Lakisha & Jennifer (sisters)
Traits: Slow -4, Weak -5, Stupid -1, Together +4, Schemer +4, Ugly American -10, Unlucky -2
Leading: -
Trailing: Zombietown China -5, "They all look alike" -5, Life preserver won't preserve your dignity -5
Ranking: Halfway Fourth +10
Events: -
Total: -19

Margie & Luke (mother/son)
Traits: Fast +6, Strong +5, Smart +0, Together +2, Sucker -4, Open-Minded +1, Unlucky -4
Leading: Subtitled ows +5, Silent Running +5 (it's a submarine joke, Elyse)
Trailing: -
Ranking: Halfway Second +20
Events: -
Total: 36

Tammy & Victor (siblings)
Traits: Fast +5, Strong +2, Smart +4, Together +2, Schemer +8, Open-Minded +4, Lucky +3
Leading: Hometown Advantage +5, Moral Support +5
Trailing: Foot Fear -5, Get your cramp inside the damn car -5
Ranking: Halfway Third +15
Events: -
Total: 43

Hell's Kitchen - Week 12 - Marriage Proposal in Hell

You must cut your kitchen to 1 chef this week.

Andrea
Traits: Master Chef +5, Lazy -5, Stupid -4, Unpleasant -6, Weak -5, Schemer +3, Team Player +3
Delicious!: Ice Breaker +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Eyes on your own sheet -5, Polishing whine glasses -5, The Missing Wellies -5, Thin Resume -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10, On the Chopping Block -10
Total: -24

Ben - Roasted
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -1, Hardworking +2, Stupid -5, Charming +2, Strong +1, Schemer +6, Team Player +5
Delicious!: Saw the Rainbow +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Block Record Holder -5, Completely Deluded -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10, On the Chopping Block -10, Roasted -25
Total: -20

Danny
Traits: Master Chef +6, Hardworking +4, Smart +3, Charming +4, Weak -1, Schemer +2, Team Player +2
Delicious!: Red Baron +5, But I liked my slate! +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Dirty Ears -5
Events: Luxury Winner +15, Complete Dinner Service: +10
Total: 45

Paula
Traits: Master Chef +6, Hardworking +4, Smart +1, Charming +4, Strong +3, Schemer +2, Team Player +6
Delicious!: I wish I could come up with something here +0
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Or here for that matter -0
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10
Total: 36

Chef Ramsey Bonus
Mood: PATIENT
Ramsey-meter: Mission Fucking Accomplished +5, Blue Max +5, At least you still get the pots and pans +5
Total: 15

Survivor Tocantins - Week 10 - It's Funny When People Cry

Coach
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +2, Smart +3, Charming +5, Schemer +3, Under the Radar +0, Giver +0
Surviving: Guilt Trip +5
Dying: Enough with the zen bullshit already -5, Jeff's bitch -5
Events: -
Total: 8

Debbie
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +4, Smart +6, Charming +4, Schemer +4, Under the Radar +9, Giver +4
Surviving: Cruise Ship Queen +5
Dying: -
Events: Individual Reward +15, Individual Immunity +25
Total: 76

Erinn
Traits: Hardworking +0, Weak -1, Smart +6, Unpleasant -2, Schemer +6, Under the Radar +5, Giver +0
Surviving: -
Dying: Puke Penalty -5
Events: Individual Reward +15
Total: 24

JT
Traits: Hardworking +4, Strong +6, Smart +2, Charming +8, Schemer +6, Under the Radar +10, Taker -2
Surviving: -
Dying: More and more incomprehensible -5
Events: Individual Reward +15
Total: 44

Sierra
Traits: Hardworking +4, Weak -3, Stupid -3, Unpleasant -4, Sucker -6, Target -6, Giver +0
Surviving: Too early for sepuku +5, Bride of the Dragon +5
Dying: -
Events: Votes -15
Total: -23

Stephen
Traits: Hardworking +4, Strong +2, Smart +2, Charming +4, Schemer +8, Under the Radar +10, Giver +8
Surviving: Idol Blocker +5
Dying: No New Idol -5
Events: Exile Island -10
Total: 28

Taj
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +4, Stupid -2, Charming +2, Sucker -2, Under the Radar +10, Giver +0
Surviving: Haute Couture +5
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 17

Tyson - Eliminated
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +4, Smart +4, Unpleasant -4, Schemer +3, Target -8, Giver +2
Surviving: Go home to your uncool boyfriend +5, No bullshit +10
Dying: -
Events: Individual Reward +15, Votes -25, The Tribe Has Spoken -25
Total: -19

Amazing Race 14 - Week 9 - Our Parents Will Cry Themselves to Death

Cara & Jaime (cheerleaders)
Traits: Slow -4, Weak -2, Stupid -4, Divided -1, Schemer +0, Ugly American -9, Lucky +2
Leading: Learned it through the grapevine +5
Trailing: So You Think You Can Dance Screw You Nigel Penalty -5
Ranking: Fourth +20
Events: -
Total: 2

Lakisha & Jennifer (sisters)
Traits: Fast +2, Strong +2, Stupid -2, Together +4, Schemer +6, Ugly American -5, Lucky +3
Leading: Call a bitch a bitch +10
Trailing: -
Ranking: First +50
Events: -
Total: 70

Margie & Luke (mother/son)
Traits: Slow -2, Strong +1, Stupid -3, Together +8, Schemer +4, Ugly American -4, Unlucky -2
Leading: -
Trailing: Fighting girls -5, Karma's a bitch too -5
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 27

Mark & Mike (stuntmen) - Eliminated
Traits: Fast +0, Strong +2, Stupid -4, Together +7, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +4, Unlucky -2
Leading: Family Business +5, The right size for that dance +5
Trailing: Fowl is Fish -5
Ranking: Dead Last -50
Events: -
Total: -38

Tammy & Victor (siblings)
Traits: Fast +0, Strong +0, Smart +6, Together +6, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +6, Unlucky -2
Leading: Home Team Advantage +5, Blame the birds, not the teammate +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 66

Hell's Kitchen - Week 11 - Saved by the Ambulance

You must cut your kitchen to 2 chefs this week.

Andrea
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -5, Hardworking +4, Stupid -4, Charming +4, Weak -5, Schemer +2, Team Player +3
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: No Naked Men -5, Cooking without heat -5, Too much fish in the sea -5
Events: Individual Immunity: +25, Complete Dinner Service: +10, On the Chopping Block -10
Total: 9

Ben
Traits: Cafeteria Lady -5, Hardworking +4, Stupid -8, Charming +2, Weak -4, Schemer +2, Team Player +6
Delicious!: -
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Textbook Screwup -5, What a waste -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10, On the Chopping Block -10
Total: -13

Danny
Traits: Master Chef +8, Hardworking +6, Smart +0, Charming +6, Strong +4, Schemer +2, Team Player +2
Delicious!: Basil Mindfuck +5
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Babysitter -5
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10
Total: 38

Paula
Traits: Master Chef +8, Hardworking +6, Smart +2, Charming +4, Strong +2, Sucker -4, Team Player +8
Delicious!: Perfectionist +5, Cook Blocked Compensation Bonus +10
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: -
Events: Complete Dinner Service: +10, On the Chopping Block -10
Total: 41

Robert - Roasted
Traits: Master Chef +0, Hardworking +0, Stupid -2, Charming +5, Weak -6, Schemer +0, Team Player +0
Delicious!: Girl and Bikini Smoothy +5, Medical Evac Compensation Bonus +10
You Could've Killed Someone!!!: Dude, they're not hookers -5, Crashing a car in his restaurant -5
Events: Roasted -25
Total: -23

Chef Ramsey Bonus
Mood: DISAPPOINTED
Ramsey-meter: Made a grown man cry +5, Not a real shut down -5, Inspirational Speech +5, Anger Management +5, Man of his Word +5
Total: 15

Survivor Tocantins - Week 9 - The Biggest Fraud in the Game

Brendan - Eliminated
Traits: Hardworking +4, Strong +8, Stupid -4, Charming +5, Sucker -5, Target -7, Taker -2
Surviving: -
Dying: Get out of Survivor free card -5, Idol Auto-Flush -5
Events: Individual Reward +15, Votes -20, The Tribe Has Spoken -25
Total: -41

Coach
Traits: Hardworking +6, Strong +4, Smart +1, Unpleasant -3, Schemer +4, Target -5, Giver +2
Surviving: Apocalypse Now +5
Dying: Shut up about the dragon already! -5, Having his ass eaten -5
Events: Votes -10
Total: -6

Debbie
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +6, Smart +0, Charming +2, Schemer +4, Under the Radar +9, Taker -2
Surviving: -
Dying: Little girl's room -5
Events: Individual Reward +15
Total: 31

Erinn
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +2, Smart +0, Charming +4, Schemer +5, Under the Radar +5, Giver +0
Surviving: So ready to trade up +5
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 23

JT
Traits: Hardworking +4, Strong +6, Smart +2, Charming +10, Schemer +6, Under the Radar +10, Taker -2
Surviving: Baptism by Water +5, Most charming man in South America +10
Dying: -
Events: Individual Reward +15
Total: 66

Sierra
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +6, Stupid -2, Unpleasant -2, Sucker -5, Target -4, Giver +0
Surviving: Brownie Squee +5
Dying: Blurred Butt -5
Events: Votes -15
Total: -20

Stephen
Traits: Hardworking +10, Weak -3, Smart +3, Charming +6, Schemer +6, Under the Radar +7, Giver +0
Surviving: "It looked like I might die" +5, Baptism by Fire +5
Dying: -
Events: Exile Island -10
Total: 29

Taj
Traits: Lazy -2, Weak -6, Smart +0, Charming +2, Schemer +2, Under the Radar +9, Giver +0
Surviving: NOW you talk to me +5
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 10

Tyson
Traits: Hardworking +4, Strong +10, Smart +2, Charming +2, Schemer +6, Target -4, Giver +0
Surviving: The Prophecy +5
Dying: -
Events: Individual Immunity +25
Total: 50

Amazing Race 14 - Week 8 - Rooting Around in People's Mouths

Cara & Jaime (cheerleaders)
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +1, Smart +4, Together +5, Schemer +4, Ugly American -6, Unlucky -4
Leading: -
Trailing: Taxis Tax Me -5
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 43

Lakisha & Jennifer (sisters)
Traits: Fast +2, Strong +0, Stupid -8, Together +4, Schemer +2, Open-Minded +2, Lucky +10
Leading: Spot the Trannie +5
Trailing: Bag on the Dock of the Bay -5
Ranking: Fourth +20
Events: -
Total: 32

Margie & Luke (mother/son)
Traits: Fast +8, Strong +2, Smart +0, Together +4, Sucker -2, Open-Minded +6, Lucky +4
Leading: Fixes all the propellers around the house +5
Trailing: No ear for music +5
Ranking: First +50
Events: -
Total: 82

Mark & Mike (stuntmen)
Traits: Slow -2, Strong +0, Stupid -7, Divided -5, Schemer +5, Open-Minded +2, Unlucky -2
Leading: -
Trailing: Bag on the Dock of the Bay -5, Human Pawn Shop -5, Hard-on for Trannies -5, 4-Hour Layover -4
Ranking: Last -40
Events: -
Total: -68

Tammy & Victor (siblings)
Traits: Slow -2, Weak -2, Smart +3, Together +7, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +6, Unlucky -2
Leading: Spot the Trannie +5
Trailing: Screw This -5, Whitney Houston Fans -5
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 35