Survivor Gabon - Week 12 - Say Goodbye to Gabon

Finale!

Bob
Traits: Hardworking +4, Strong +4, Smart +8, Charming +8, Sucker -5, Target -2, Giver +2
Surviving: Hat Trick +5, Fire Practice +5, Firestarter +5
Dying: Village People -5
Events: Individual Immunity +25, Votes -10, Final Votes +40, Sole Survivor +25, Sprint Winner +15
Total: 124

Ken - Eliminated
Traits: Lazy -4, Strong +0, Stupid -6, Unpleasant -3, Sucker -4, Target -5, Taker -2
Surviving: Weird Chick Magnet +5
Dying: Drama Queen -10
Events: Votes -20, The Tribe Has Spoken -25
Total: -74

Mattie - Eliminated
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +2, Stupid -4, Charming +4, Sucker -2, Target -2, Giver +0
Surviving: -
Dying: Susie, dude? SUSIE?!? -10, No Homework -5, Always a Bridesmaid -5
Events: Votes -10, The Tribe Has Spoken -25
Total: -57

Sugar
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +2, Smart +3, Charming +6, Schemer +6, Under the Radar +10, Giver +5
Surviving: Fuck You Corinne +5, Paparazzi Bonus +5, Crowd Eating Out of Her Hand +5
Dying: Wrong Lipstick Choice -5, Elektra Complex -5, Suicidal Final Tribal -10
Events: Final Votes +0, Third Place +10
Total: 37

Susie
Traits: Hardworking +1, Strong +4, Smart +5, Unpleasant -5, Sucker -5, Target -4, Taker -4
Surviving: Underestimated +10, It's Enough That We Try +5
Dying: Shut the Fuck Up! -5, Laughable Opening Speech -5, One Million Dollar Cookie -5
Events: Individual Immunity +25, Votes -5, Final Votes +30, Second Place +15
Total: 57

Survivor Gabon - Week 11 - Who's the Mastermind?

Your pool must drop to 2 Survivors this week.

Bob
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +6, Smart +8, Charming +8, Sucker -5, Target -4, Giver +6
Surviving: Promises Promises +5, Gorillas in the Mist +5
Dying: -
Events: Individual Luxury +15, Individual Immunity +25
Total: 69

Crystal - Eliminated
Traits: Lazy -2, Weak -4, Stupid -4, Unpleasant -4, Schemer +2, Target -6, Taker -4
Surviving: Tag Along +5
Dying: No Slam Dunk -5, Bully -5
Events: Votes -20, The Tribe Has Spoken -25
Total: -82

Ken
Traits: Lazy -4, Strong +6, Stupid -2, Unpleasant -3, Schemer +6, Target -4, Taker -6
Surviving: Tag Along +5
Dying: Mastermind -10
Events: -
Total: -12

Mattie
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +6, Smart +1, Charming +2, Schemer +2, Target -8, Giver +0
Surviving: Hidden Immunity +10
Dying: Don't Think Too Hard Dear -5
Events: Votes -10
Total: 0

Sugar
Traits: Hardworking +4, Weak -4, Smart +5, Charming +6, Schemer +6, Under the Radar +10, Giver +8
Surviving: The Actual Mastermind +25
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 60

Susie
Traits: Hardworking +2, Weak -4, Stupid -4, Unpleasant -1, Sucker -6, Under the Radar +8, Taker -2
Surviving: -
Dying: Susie Shack... No Ring to It, Sorry -5, Most Boring Survivor EVER -10
Events: Exile Island -10
Total: -32

Amazing Race 13 - Week 11 - You Look Like Peter Pan

Wow. I guess Toni & Dallas are stuck in Russia for a week until their new passports clear at the embassy. Bummer.

Andrew & Dan (frat boys)
Traits: Slow -8, Strong +2, Stupid -4, Together +2, Schemer +0, Ugly American -1, Unlucky -6
Leading: Gracious Losers +10
Trailing: Chicken Feed -5
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 20

Ken & Tina (separated)
Traits: Fast +5, Weak -2, Stupid -4, Divided -3, Schemer +0, Open-Minded +1, Lucky +6
Leading: Upside Down Zip +5, Re-Marriage Proposal +5
Trailing: Safety First -5
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 48

Nick & Starr (siblings)
Traits: Fast +10, Strong +6, Smart +6, Together +8, Schemer +2, Ugly American -2, Lucky +7
Leading: Horseshoe Up the Wazoo +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: First +50
Events: One. Million. Dollars! +25
Total: 117

Survivor Gabon - Week 10 - False Idol Part II

Bob
Traits: Hardworking +6, Strong +8, Smart +10, Charming +6, Schemer +8, Target -8, Giver +6
Surviving: MacGyver +10, Sylar Bonus +5, Campfire Cologne +5, Fake Idol II +5
Dying: -
Events: Individual Luxury +15, Individual Immunity +25
Total: 101

Corinne - Eliminated
Traits: Hardworking +0, Weak -2, Stupid -1, Unpleasant -8, Sucker -2, Target -8, Taker -3
Surviving: -
Dying: No Love for You! -5, Waste of a Good Fake Idole -5, Catty to the End -5
Events: Votes -20, The Tribe Has Spoken -25
Total: -84

Crystal
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +7, Smart +4, Charming +2, Schemer +8, Under the Radar +6, Taker -2
Surviving: Fooled Me Once... +15
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 42

Ken
Traits: Hardworking +6, Weak -2, Smart +5, Unpleasant -2, Schemer +8, Under the Radar +6, Giver +4
Surviving: Fooled Me Once... +15
Dying: Not Enough Myst -5
Events: -
Total: 35

Mattie
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +6, Smart +0, Charming +6, Sucker -3, Target -5, Giver +2
Surviving: Marriage Proposal +10, Spellcheck +5
Dying: -
Events: Votes -15
Total: 8

Sugar
Traits: Hardworking +2, Weak -4, Smart +6, Charming +2, Schemer +2, Under the Radar +6, Giver +0
Surviving: Dad's Last Safari +10, The Most Balls +5
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 29

Susie
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +2, Smart +2, Unpleasant -1, Schemer +0, Under the Radar +10, Giver +0
Surviving: Scissors Cut Paper +5
Dying: -
Events: -
Total: 20

Amazing Race 13 - Week 10 - You're Gonna Get Me Killed

Please cut your pool to a single team this week! Have a guess at each of the three final positions for extra points!

Andrew & Dan (frat boys)
Traits: Fast +6, Weak -4, Stupid -6, Divided -2, Schemer +3, Ugly American -4, Lucky +9
Leading: -
Trailing: Wrong Park -5, Splashed -5, Jews Can't Dance -5
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 27

Ken & Tina (separated)
Traits: Fast +0, Weak -2, Stupid -6, Divided -4, Sucker -4, Ugly American -1, Unlucky -2
Leading: -
Trailing: Skip to the Mat -5
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 6

Nick & Starr (siblings)
Traits: Fast +7, Strong +0, Smart +4, Together +7, Schemer +4, Ugly American -2, Lucky +1
Leading: Frogger +5, Cab Theft +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: First +50
Events: -
Total: 81

Toni & Dallas (mom and son) - Eliminated
Traits: Fast +2, Strong +0, Stupid -6, Together +10, Sucker -2, Open-Minded +7, Unlucky -10
Leading: Pictionary +5, Master Beggars +5
Trailing: Illegal Aliens -5, Cut Short -5
Ranking: Dead Last -50
Events: Eliminated
Total: -49

Amazing Race 13 - Week 9 - That Is Studly

Andrew & Dan (frat boys)
Traits: Fast +3, Strong +4, Stupid -6, Divided -2, Sucker -3, Open-Minded +2, Lucky +1
Leading: Caveman Task +5
Trailing: Hotel Slippers -5, Boots No Good Either -5, Compilation Video of Stupidest Moves -5, Sports ON tv based -5, Stiffed the only good taxi driver -5
Ranking: Last -40
Events: -
Total: -61

Ken & Tina (separated)
Traits: Fast +2, Strong +7, Stupid -2, Together +1, Sucker -4, Open-Minded +1, Unlucky -4
Leading: Smoocher +5
Trailing: Fleeced -5
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 41

Nick & Starr (siblings)
Traits: Slow -6, Strong +5, Stupid -3, Divided -2, Schemer +0, Ugly American -8, Unucky -10
Leading: Birthday Boy +5
Trailing: Taxi Hell -10
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 1

Toni & Dallas (mom and son)
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +8, Smart +4, Together +7, Schemer +4, Open-Minded +4, Lucky +2
Leading: Finally First +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: First +50
Events: -
Total: 85

Survivor Gabon - Week 9 - Nothing Tastes Better Than 500$

This week, your teams need to be cut to 3 Survivors.

Bob
Traits: Hardworking +6, Strong +2, Smart +5, Charming +6, Schemer +6, Target -4, Giver +3
Surviving: Safari Bonus +10, Fake Idol +10
Dying: -
Events: Exile Island: -10
Total: 34

Corinne
Traits: Lazy -2, Strong +2, Smart +1, Unpleasant -4, Schemer +6, Target -2, Taker -2
Surviving: Sitting Out... Legally! +5
Dying: -
Events: Auction/challenge advantage +7
Total: 11

Crystal
Traits: Hardworking +0, Weak -4, Stupid -2, Unpleasant -1, Schemer +2, Under the Radar +3, Taker -1
Surviving: Loud and Clear +30
Dying: Auction Loser -5
Events: -
Total: 22

Ken
Traits: Hardworking +1, Strong +6, Stupid -3, Charming +1, Schemer +4, Under the Radar +10, Taker -4
Surviving: -
Dying: Cheapskate -5
Events: Auction/exiler +5, Individual Immunity +25
Total: 40

Mattie
Traits: Hardworking +1, Strong +4, Smart +2, Charming +1, Schemer +4, Under the Radar +10, Taker -2
Surviving: -
Dying: -
Events: Auction/burger +4
Total: 24

Randy - Eliminated
Traits: Hardworking +0, Weak -2, Stupid -4, Unpleasant -10, Schemer +4, Target -7, Taker -1
Surviving: Bather +5
Dying: Tantrum -5, False Idol -5
Events: Auction/beer +3, Auction/spaghetti +6, Auction/team cookies -1, Votes -25, The Tribe Has Spoken... Loudly! -25
Total: -67

Sugar
Traits: Hardworking +0, Weak -6, Smart +4, Charming +8, Schemer +8, Under the Radar +5, Giver +6
Surviving: Up the Ante +5, Peanut Buttercup +5, Pass it to Mattie +5, Hidden Immunity Queen +10
Dying: -
Events: Auction/Reese's +2
Total: 52

Susie
Traits: Hardworking +6, Weak -4, Stupid -2, Unpleasant -3, Schemer +2, Target -4, Taker -1
Surviving: -
Dying: Before the Bubbles Run Out -5, New Change of Clothes as Drab as the Old Ones -5
Events: Auction/bath +1, Votes -15
Total: -30

Amazing Race 13 - Week 8 - I'm Like an Angry Cow

Andrew & Dan (frat boys)
Traits: Slow -6, Weak -2, Stupid -10, Divided -6, Schemer +0, Ugly American -1, Unlucky -6
Leading: -
Trailing: Chicken -5, Lost Shoes -5, Taxi Penalty -5, Fucking Idiot Penalty -10
Ranking: Fifth -30
Events: -
Total: -36

Ken & Tina (separated)
Traits: Fast +2, Weak -2, Stupid -6, Together +3, Schemer +2, Open-Minded +2, Unlucky -4
Leading: -
Trailing: Broke Bag Mountain -5, Worst Cow Ever -5
Ranking: Third +30
Events: -
Total: 17

Nick & Starr (siblings)
Traits: Fast +5, Strong +6, Smart +2, Together +8, Schemer +4, Open-Minded +2, Lucky +1
Leading: What You Don't Know Can't Hurt You +5
Trailing: Grabby -5
Ranking: First +50
Events: Fast Forward +25
Total: 103

Terence & Sarah (newly dating) - Eliminated
Traits: Slow -2, Weak -7, Stupid -4, Together +5, Schemer +2, Ugly American -2, Unlucky -2
Leading: -
Trailing: Vegetarian -5, Rewind -10
Ranking: Dead Last -50
Events: Eliminated
Total: -75

Toni & Dallas (mom and son)
Traits: Fast +4, Strong +2, Smart +0, Together +6, Schemer +2, Open-Minded +5, Lucky +4
Leading: Date Money +5, MOOO! +5
Trailing: -
Ranking: Second +40
Events: -
Total: 73

Survivor Gabon - Week 8 - The Brains Behind Everything... NOT!!!

Kota in Yellow - Fang in Red

Bob
Traits: Hardworking +6, Strong +4, Smart +7, Charming +2, Schemer +6, Target -4, Giver +0
Surviving: Idol Forgery (Not a Stick) +15, McGyver Bonus +5
Dying: -
Events: Exile Island: -10
Total: 31

Charlie - Eliminated
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +1, Stupid -4, Charming +4, Sucker -4, Target -6, Giver +0
Surviving: -
Dying: Marcus' #1 Fan -3, Happy Together at Jury House -2
Events: Tribal Luxury: +5, Votes -25, The Tribe Has Spoken -25
Total: -59

Corinne
Traits: Lazy -6, Weak -1, Stupid -4, Unpleasant -2, Schemer +2, Target -2, Taker -1
Surviving: -
Dying: Sitting Out AGAIN -5
Events: Tribal Luxury: +5
Total: -14

Crystal
Traits: Lazy -4, Weak -1, Stupid -2, Unpleasant -4, Schemer +2, Target -5, Taker -2
Surviving: Sasquatch Lives!!! +5
Dying: -
Events: Votes -20
Total: -29

Ken
Traits: Hardworking +4, Weak -2, Stupid -3, Charming +3, Schemer +7, Target -2, Giver +3
Surviving: -
Dying: Going Round in Circles -5, Good Strategy, Stupid Reasons -5
Events: -
Total: 0

Mattie
Traits: Hardworking +2, Strong +6, Smart +3, Unpleasant -1, Schemer +1, Target -1, Giver +2
Surviving: Shush, Randy +10
Dying: -
Events: Tribal Luxury: +5
Total: 27

Randy
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +1, Stupid -4, Unpleasant -10, Schemer +4, Target -4, Taker -2
Surviving: Native Showmance +5
Dying: Nah, Deluded -5
Events: Tribal Luxury: +10
Total: -5

Sugar
Traits: Hardworking +0, Strong +0, Smart +4, Charming +7, Schemer +2, Under the Radar +7, Giver +1
Surviving: Firestarter +10, Swing Vote +10
Dying: -
Events: Tribal Luxury: +5
Total: 46

Susie
Traits: Lazy -4, Strong +0, Smart +4, Charming +6, Schemer +2, Under the Radar +6, Taker -2
Surviving: Firestarter +10
Dying: -
Events: Individual Immunity +25
Total: 47